OK. This is kind of out there but i am a lawyer. We were doing "due diligence" at a major pig/pork processing plant. (I can hear everyone laughing already). My laaw firm was representing the major bank doing the financing. So, a team of 2 from my firm and 3 from the Bank had to take a tour of the plant. Well, you learn something new everyday, but apparently, contamination of the pigs (basically their major asset) is taken very seriously. we had to shower first (cant make this shit up) and get into these full body suits. So, here we all are showering in an open gang shower. Had known all these guyas for yrs but of course only from work. We all had to shower nude in there. We were laughing it off but cool to see who was hung, who wasnt, who had huge lowhangers, and one dude was uncut. odd when u see work colleagues balls assed nude. i hang heavy soft, so i kinda would like to think i had em all beat (being polite here, i was the biggest...haha). Funny but true. Oh and my senior "boss" took a glance at my schlong. will never forget that. Peace
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Several of my co-workers belong to the same gym as I do. We see each other naked in the locker room and don't think anything of it.
Musclehung, great story! Were you aware of the shower requirement before you arrived at the plant, or did you all find out together once you were there?
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At one time, we weren't "hung up" in Wisconsin and Minnesota either. I well remember when boys swam naked in school swimming pools and both boys and men swam naked at YMCAs. When I took life saving in college, we were all naked. Something has happened since the days when nudity was not unexpected.
A key difference though being that men going to a gym/pool know that there is chance there will be open showers and they will be naked around other men using the facilities.
It would be unusual to go to work and expect to have to get naked and see your co workers naked, perhaps if you worked in a gym or in a mine but not when you go to work in a suit.
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Although it wouldn't bother me to be naked under those circumstances, it could validly be argued that they should have been given a choice since when they applied for the job, there was no reason to think that nudity would be required.
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I saw an older coworker in a communal shower at a gym one time. Not sure if he saw me because I turned really quick when I saw him. I was 18 at the time and he was in his 60's. The shows were full so I don't think he ever saw me
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Probably now that you are older, your response would be different.
Well, for my 21st birthday, I rented out a suite at a really nice hotel in Vegas, and shared it with my guy and girl best friends. The three of us began to get ready that night and the room had two bathrooms, so we decided to have the lady have her own bathroom, and us guys will get ready in the other bathroom. My friend decided to get into the shower while I was ironing our clothes, and we were just having a normal conversation throughout his shower. As he finished, he left the water running and I got undressed and waiting for him to step out so I could go in. Once I was inside, we were still talking and having a good time, and I even made him check out my foreskin. This was the first time we have seen each other naked in the five years that we have known each other.
The next day, we both went to the hotel's spa and we were walking around naked pretty much throughout the day. I really felt a huge connection towards him and I loved the fact that we carried on like normal. Hope to doing it again soon!
The next day, we both went to the hotel's spa and we were walking around naked pretty much throughout the day. I really felt a huge connection towards him and I loved the fact that we carried on like normal. Hope to doing it again soon!
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I was working up in Helsinki, Finland on a cruise ship that was being built. In Finland, much of life centers on the sauna. (gotta keep warm up there!)
Well, the electrical department had rented a party sauna cabin on the Gulf of Finland... and it had a Smoke Sauna Cabin 1/2-down the hill towards the iced-over plunge pond.
I was in a series of meetings in the shipyard. So me and several of my consultants departed late for the 1h ride out into the Finnish countryside.
We arrived--and I had not even thought of the "naked" aspect of the evening. All of our "officers" were Italian. And it surprised me to walk into the cabin and seeing all 20+ men naked eating around a picnic-style table being served by the all female staff. As this is a common thing there, all were un-fased by the demographic. It's just part of life up there!
Anyway, we go into the locker room to disrobe... then I thought, "MY PA!" I've never disclosed this with my co-workers before! Mostly, we only work together--nothing more.
So--the Captain on down were going to see and probably comment on my pierced dick! (and they did!)
Turned out to be an amazing bonding experience. I talked about their foreskin, they admired my jewelry!
In the highly-revered "Smoke Sauna" cabin--uses fire and wood to heat the wooden cabin, a 12h process!--the Italians were all using the soot from the walls to write on each others bodies, including mine... the ONLY open gay man there!!! And games using a stopwatch on who could leave the sauna totally nude, run across the snow-covered path and jump into a iced-over pond with a hole cut in the ice. Drink 3 glasses of "Finnish Viina" that was floating on a piece of polystyrene... and back into the sauna.
While we were in the Sauna, drinking Koskenkorva (a.k.a. Finnish Viina) that is basically pure alcohol instead of drinking water... oy!
We even had a very drunk Brit that collapsed in the steam sauna and tried to all carry him out--all of us nude--and his sweaty limp body we just couldn't hold onto! (not to mention that his very large uncut phallus was directly in my face!)
All-in-all an amazingly fun night. I was not expecting to spend a naked night with all my naked Finnish, British and Italian co-workers... but I did! (and some still admire me today for that 1997 feat!)
Well, the electrical department had rented a party sauna cabin on the Gulf of Finland... and it had a Smoke Sauna Cabin 1/2-down the hill towards the iced-over plunge pond.
I was in a series of meetings in the shipyard. So me and several of my consultants departed late for the 1h ride out into the Finnish countryside.
We arrived--and I had not even thought of the "naked" aspect of the evening. All of our "officers" were Italian. And it surprised me to walk into the cabin and seeing all 20+ men naked eating around a picnic-style table being served by the all female staff. As this is a common thing there, all were un-fased by the demographic. It's just part of life up there!
Anyway, we go into the locker room to disrobe... then I thought, "MY PA!" I've never disclosed this with my co-workers before! Mostly, we only work together--nothing more.
So--the Captain on down were going to see and probably comment on my pierced dick! (and they did!)
Turned out to be an amazing bonding experience. I talked about their foreskin, they admired my jewelry!
In the highly-revered "Smoke Sauna" cabin--uses fire and wood to heat the wooden cabin, a 12h process!--the Italians were all using the soot from the walls to write on each others bodies, including mine... the ONLY open gay man there!!! And games using a stopwatch on who could leave the sauna totally nude, run across the snow-covered path and jump into a iced-over pond with a hole cut in the ice. Drink 3 glasses of "Finnish Viina" that was floating on a piece of polystyrene... and back into the sauna.
While we were in the Sauna, drinking Koskenkorva (a.k.a. Finnish Viina) that is basically pure alcohol instead of drinking water... oy!
We even had a very drunk Brit that collapsed in the steam sauna and tried to all carry him out--all of us nude--and his sweaty limp body we just couldn't hold onto! (not to mention that his very large uncut phallus was directly in my face!)
All-in-all an amazingly fun night. I was not expecting to spend a naked night with all my naked Finnish, British and Italian co-workers... but I did! (and some still admire me today for that 1997 feat!)
I teach college level, so deliberately go to a gym not near where I teach (we don't have a gym, etc) as to avoid seeing (male) students nude and vice versa...
Years ago I went ot a gym close to work, saw 2 coworkers in the shower....from there on out I got 'the glance'....got a tad annoying...we are there to work, not stare or....
Years ago I went ot a gym close to work, saw 2 coworkers in the shower....from there on out I got 'the glance'....got a tad annoying...we are there to work, not stare or....
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How much did she see? Did she apologize immediately and turn around? Just curious how you both reacted.
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Me and my best friend decided to have a house party so we invited some girls over and started playing drinking games. Girls ended up making a rule that every time a guy cursed he had to take an article of clothing off needless to say my friend ended up stripping in front of us all at the table and put a pillow in his lap the rest of the night. He got shitfaced and I had to take care of him all night. He put himself to sleep in my parents room. Next morning I go check on him and he is laying there under the covers. My parents call so I'm on the phone and he just gets up to pee but he is but naked. First time I saw him completely naked. He finishes and walks back smiling the whole time.
Same friend needed help with mowing some lawns so I decided to help him. We go to get a soda from a quick stop and he looks at me right as we are about to get out and says he has a boner. I laugh at him and he says he is gonna just tuck it in his shorts waist band. As we are in the store I tell him how is he tucking it like that cause I had never done that and he just pulls up his shirt and his hard dick is slapped against his stomach. I lost it and started dying laughing. Tell him he should reach up at the register and get a lighter and he did. Girls eyes got real big. Same day we get done mowing and I'm already sitting in the truck when he walks over to my door which is just open and says I gotta piss. He pulls his dick out facing me and just pisses right there.
Another time same friend he is working on his four wheeler and he has bb shorts on freeballing. He is laying on his back and I'm handing him tools...eventually his shorts ride down and his dick and balls were on full display for awhile. It was nice cause I could look all day and he didn't know I was...but let's face it..he knew.
He has stripped naked and changed before. We have pissed in the toilet together when we were drunk and both had to go. We have masturbated together. Discused dick size and girls. Kinda miss our friendship. You don't come across those very much...
Same friend needed help with mowing some lawns so I decided to help him. We go to get a soda from a quick stop and he looks at me right as we are about to get out and says he has a boner. I laugh at him and he says he is gonna just tuck it in his shorts waist band. As we are in the store I tell him how is he tucking it like that cause I had never done that and he just pulls up his shirt and his hard dick is slapped against his stomach. I lost it and started dying laughing. Tell him he should reach up at the register and get a lighter and he did. Girls eyes got real big. Same day we get done mowing and I'm already sitting in the truck when he walks over to my door which is just open and says I gotta piss. He pulls his dick out facing me and just pisses right there.
Another time same friend he is working on his four wheeler and he has bb shorts on freeballing. He is laying on his back and I'm handing him tools...eventually his shorts ride down and his dick and balls were on full display for awhile. It was nice cause I could look all day and he didn't know I was...but let's face it..he knew.
He has stripped naked and changed before. We have pissed in the toilet together when we were drunk and both had to go. We have masturbated together. Discused dick size and girls. Kinda miss our friendship. You don't come across those very much...
UR FIrst story.. I had a friend pass out as he was going to piss.. I was drunk too... but sober enough that I packed him back to my bed... to let him sleep... straight guy... redneck... but waking up naked next to... threw him for a loop. hah... we all do stupid shit.
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