Using the Restroom...

[D_fuzwuz]

All guys are different... do you whip out just the pole? or both the twigs and berries?

Personally, I pull out both.. for easier peeing..? lol

 

[D_CountdeGrandePinja]

just like U - got to have room to breathe.

 

[BoyCordoba]

Well, depending on the type of pants I'm wearing. If wearing shorts or sports pants, I pull everything out over the waistband. If wearing jeans with a zipper it's safer to just take the cock out (I'm freeballing most of the time, so you know what I mean by safer) but if wearing button-up jeans or slacks, again, I take it all out.

 

[nashboy]

i pull it all out...lol

 

[bigrider]

with a zipper cock without everthing

 

[D_Jared Padalicki]

Depends on what trousers I'm wearing, if it's a zipper only the "pole", when it is a button-flie I whip all of it out...

 

[SpeedoMike]

how about standing there and wetting one's pants?

 

[iwishiwasbigger]

I pull down everything to my feet to pee. Just kidding. I just take out the stick, sometimes the balls.

 

[Northland]

I snap my fingers three times, beckon the washroom attendant over and he makes the decision.

 

[plumbr]

The whole package

 

[surferboy]

i just unzip my pants and whip out my cock. too much of a hassle to take out my entire junk

 

[B_ace3316]

Depends what I'm wearing. Usually just whip the pole out. I do like wearing button fly pants, and with those I usually have to unbutton most of the buttons so everything comes out.

 

[D_Deceptivus Wrongpeter]

Most of the time I haul out the tool and the sack. I get a lot of looks and sometimes I get a little lucky.

 

[Primal_Savage]

If I'm in 501's, then I'm also going commando, so I unbutton them and whip the rod out. If in gym shorts, I pull them and the briefs down so everything can hang out.

 

[soccerplayer05]

Like most have said, it depends on what I am wearing. If I have on sport shorts, I hang long enough that I typically pull it out the leg. With Jeans or "zipper type" pants, I typically just pull my penis out. Sweats, usually everything comes out.

 

[surferboy]

Most of the time I haul out the tool and the sack. I get a lot of looks and sometimes I get a little lucky.

like, right there in the bathroom? or do you take it elsewhere?

 

[D_Deceptivus Wrongpeter]

like, right there in the bathroom? or do you take it elsewhere?

Depends. Both has happened. I was in a hamburger joint once. The men's room was a lockable room with urinal, crapper and sink lined up in a row. I was at the toilet pissing when this guy came in and started at the urinal next to me. He snuck a peek out of the corner of his eye at my tool, so I shook it and he looked again. I figured I'd give him a show and hauled my sack out and looked away from him. When he thought I wasn't paying attention, he got greedy and turned his whole head for a look.

I was watching his reflection in the tiles on the wall, and without looking at him I said That door's got a lock for a reason. He locked it, got on his knees and 30 seconds later got a double ball discharge down his throat.

When it was over, I got back in my truck and went back to the jobsite.

 

[red7.5]

This post is very like a subplot in the TV show Curb Your Enthusiasm where the debate was whether peeing men were more apt to go "through the tunnel" or "over the gate" (or something like that).
For the record, I unzip or unbutton pants and pull them and my underwear under my dick - usually leaving my nuts inside my clothes.

 

[D_Rufus Rodzilla]

Just the cock. No need to haul everything out.

 

[Warlock08]

pull everything out