Vending Machine Game

[Onslow]

You got a roll of paper towels, 'cause that ain't silly putty.
Inserts coin.

You get an angry an ant farm--fully colonized with red ants!



Inserts coin--

 

[Ethyl]

You get an angry an ant farm--fully colonized with red ants!



Inserts coin--

You get the old filter from my vacuum cleaner

*inserts coin*

 

[prepstudinsc]

You get the old filter from my vacuum cleaner

*inserts coin*

You get a new vacuum cleaner.

*Inserts coin*

 

[Ethyl]

You get a new vacuum cleaner.

*Inserts coin*

You get a coupon for an entree at half-price at Olive Garden

*inserts coin*

 

[rawbone8]

You get a coupon for an entree at half-price at Olive Garden

*inserts coin*

You get dental floss

*inserts coin*

 

[prepstudinsc]

You get dental floss

*inserts coin*

you get a breath mint


* inserts coin *

 

[knowit]

you get a full, life sized dragon! complete with roast knight, an entire farm's worth of cow bones, and the dragon's loot. unfortunately for you, this was a somewhat unsuccessful dragon, low in the corporate ladder of burnination and plundering. his loot consists of 1 small gold nugget (chicken) and a bead necklace from the local supermarket.

*inserts ancient coinage*

 

[Pecker]

you get a full, life sized dragon! complete with roast knight, an entire farm's worth of cow bones, and the dragon's loot. unfortunately for you, this was a somewhat unsuccessful dragon, low in the corporate ladder of burnination and plundering. his loot consists of 1 small gold nugget (chicken) and a bead necklace from the local supermarket.

*inserts ancient coinage*

Thou getst a faire maiden's kerchief.

*inserts lance*

 

[Onslow]

Thou getst a faire maiden's kerchief.

*inserts lance*

Twitching then grinning gayly (hmmm...) as lance is inserted--

You get a codpiece (slightly worn)



Inserts tuppence--

 

[Pecker]

Twitching then grinning gayly (hmmm...) as lance is inserted--

You get a codpiece (slightly worn)



Inserts tuppence--

You get Tiger Woods' balls after the tournament.

*inserts coin*

 

[nudeyorker]

You get morning wood on comand
*inserts coin*

 

[Pecker]

You get morning wood on comand
*inserts coin*

You get a box of wooden matches with no heads.

*inserts coin*

 

[agnslz]

You get a box of wooden matches with no heads.

*inserts coin*

You got a Snickers bar.


*inserts coin*

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You got a Snickers bar.


*inserts coin*

You get a 30 min. pass to the bathroom 'cause the chocolate in the snickers wasn't milk but a laxative.
**Inserts coin**

 

[witchway]

You get a 30 min. pass to the bathroom 'cause the chocolate in the snickers wasn't milk but a laxative.
**Inserts coin**

You get a brand new spanking white pair of Fruit of the Looms!:biggrin1:

 

[Pecker]

You get a brand new spanking white pair of Fruit of the Looms!:biggrin1:

Darn. They're only size medium. I wear XXXXL.

*inserts coin for witchie*

You get stock in Halliburton.

*inserts coin*

 

[agnslz]

Darn. They're only size medium. I wear XXXXL.

*inserts coin for witchie*

You get stock in Halliburton.

*inserts coin*

You got a whoopee cushion.


*inserts coin*

 

[nakedwally]

You got a whoopee cushion.


*inserts coin*

you get a blue silk male thong

*inserts coin*

 

[Pecker]

you get a blue silk male thong

*inserts coin*

You get a blue silk male thing.

*inserts coin*

 

[Belly_Dancer]

You get a blue silk male thing.

*inserts coin*

You get a blue silk thing of indeterminate gender.

*inserts coin*