Vending Machine Game

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

You get Heather Mills.
Inserts bauble

You get to shred all Heather Mills' prenups-for-the-ladies before your next date, Chuck.

*inserts slug*

 

[fratpack]

You get to shred all Heather Mills' prenups-for-the-ladies before your next date, Chuck.

*inserts slug*

You get what you pay for...:wink:

*inserts coin*

 

[Pecker]

You get what you pay for...:wink:

*inserts coin*

You punch A-9 (Hershey bar) but get G-16 (Meow Mix).

*inserts coin*

 

[Onslow]

You punch A-9 (Hershey bar) but get G-16 (Meow Mix).

*inserts coin*

You get a cat's eye--and not the marble either.



Inserts coin with half smoked cigarette--

 

[fratpack]

You punch A-9 (Hershey bar) but get G-16 (Meow Mix).

*inserts coin*

You get a smile on your face.

*inserts coin*

 

[Pecker]

You get a smile on your face.

*inserts coin*

You get Onslow's half-smoked cigarette.

*inserts ashes*

 

[Onslow]

You get a smile on your face.

*inserts coin*

You get a bloody finger for skipping over a response.


Inserts glue covered toothpick to jam the coin slot--

 

[Onslow]

You get Onslow's half-smoked cigarette.

*inserts ashes*

Hey I want that ciggy back--it was a Winston.

 

[Pecker]

Hey I want that ciggy back--it was a Winston.

You got a pack of Camels.

*inserts coin*

 

[Onslow]

You got a pack of Camels.

*inserts coin*

It's not nice making a one legged man walk a mile--



You got a butane lighter and a book on arson.


Inserts coin--

 

[Pecker]

It's not nice making a one legged man walk a mile--



You got a butane lighter and a book on arson.


Inserts coin--

You got a can of hairspray.

*inserts coin*

 

[Onslow]

You got a can of hairspray.

*inserts coin*

You get a can of Minwax




Inserts coin--

 

[Pecker]

You get a can of Minwax




Inserts coin--

You get Hercule Poirot's waxy moustache clippings.

*inserts scissors*

 

[fratpack]

You get Hercule Poirot's waxy moustache clippings.

*inserts scissors*

You get three blind mice.

*inserts coin*

 

[agnslz]

You got a hamster.


*inserts coin*

 

[nakedwally]

you get a 15 inch blue dildo

*inserts coin*

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

you get a 15 inch blue dildo

*inserts coin*

You thought you punched the number for lube but got Wayne Newton's Greatest Hits instead

*inserts coin*

 

[Pecker]

You thought you punched the number for lube but got Wayne Newton's Greatest Hits instead

*inserts coin*

You get a Somalian bus transfer.

*inserts token*

 

[Onslow]

You get a Somalian bus transfer.

*inserts token*

You get a box of fake eyelashes.


Inserts lengthy pubic hair--

 

[nakedwally]

You get a box of fake eyelashes.


Inserts lengthy pubic hair--

u get some cashews

*inserts coin*