Vending Machine Game

[weecallum]

You got a jar of honey



Inserts coin--

you get trapped in a time warp and have to play Eddie Yeats for the next ten years.

*inserts ring pull*

 

[B_Think_Kink]

you get trapped in a time warp and have to play Eddie Yeats for the next ten years.

*inserts ring pull*

You got a dinosaur toy

*inserts coin*

 

[Onslow]

You got a dinosaur toy

*inserts coin*

You got a Flintstone chewable vitamin--oh look, it's Fred.



Inserts coin--

 

[B_Think_Kink]

You got a Flintstone chewable vitamin--oh look, it's Fred.



Inserts coin--

You got a jubejube

*inserts coin*

 

[Onslow]

You got a jubejube

*inserts coin*

You got the plastic wrap from a slice of American Cheese.



Inserts coin--

 

[B_Think_Kink]

You got the plastic wrap from a slice of American Cheese.



Inserts coin--

You got.... a bottle of Canadian beer...

*inserts coin*

 

[Onslow]

You got.... a bottle of Canadian beer...

*inserts coin*

You got a map of Moscow--the one in Idaho

 

[B_Think_Kink]

You got a map of Moscow--the one in Idaho

You got a marble!

Inserts coin

 

[DaveyR]

You got a marble!

Inserts coin

Gets a bag of fish heads

Inserts coin

 

[Onslow]

Gets a bag of fish heads

Inserts coin

You got a pair of wax lips.

Inserts coin--

 

[B_Think_Kink]

You got a pair of wax lips.

Inserts coin--

You got some mysterious white powder...

Inserts coin

 

[DaveyR]

You got some mysterious white powder...

Inserts coin

You got a pig in a poke

Inserts coin

 

[B_Think_Kink]

You got a pig in a poke

Inserts coin

You get a Rock... named Dave...

Inserts coin

 

[DaveyR]

You get a Rock... named Dave...

Inserts coin

Ta Dah you win the Jackpot - Dinner with Madame Zora and GWB

Inserts Coin

 

[Onslow]

Ta Dah you win the Jackpot - Dinner with Madame Zora and GWB

Inserts Coin

You got a bag of worms.



Inserts coin--

 

[B_Think_Kink]

Ta Dah you win the Jackpot - Dinner with Madame Zora and GWB

Inserts Coin

Who's GWB? George W Bush... oh fuck me!

You got a bag of worms.



Inserts coin--

You get an exploded paint ball.

*inserts coin*

 

[Epistasia]

You got your coin back!

Inserts coin

 

[agnslz]

You got your coin back!

Inserts coin

You got jipped - the machine ate your coin!


*inserts coin*

 

[B_Think_Kink]

You got jipped - the machine ate your coin!


*inserts coin*

You get 2 glass dildos cause the machine stole the last coin...

 

[DaveyR]

You got jipped - the machine ate your coin!


*inserts coin*

You won a vacation in the Bahamas

Inserts coin