Wanking At Work
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I used to play little games with a guy I knew online, one of them was setting him little tasks to do and one of the ones I set him was jerking off in the toilets at 1 pm, I tarted it up a little bit by telling him to jerk off into a cup which he had to keep on his desk, if anyone asked what was in the cup I left it up to him to decide how to explain it.
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Dude! I love your School of Hard Cock!!!! Wish my old institution had been like that.
My business is MINE so as long as no one's in the place, I can do what I want. As a Pilates studio, it's got shit loads of mirrors and things to hang off of. If the clients only knew what happens in that place with me and 'special friends'...:tongue:
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No, I don't wank at work. But I did catch a guy wanking in the office bathroom last summer. The idiot didn't lock the door and I just walked in on him. 
He had a pretty good dick and just quickly it stuffed back in his pants and ran out, leaving his Turkish porn magazine behind. LOL!
I wanted to give him a written warning for wasting time (3 warnings and I can fire you), but didn't have the heart. Besides, what would I write on the form as a reason?
He had a pretty good dick and just quickly it stuffed back in his pants and ran out, leaving his Turkish porn magazine behind. LOL!I wanted to give him a written warning for wasting time (3 warnings and I can fire you), but didn't have the heart. Besides, what would I write on the form as a reason?
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Dude! Im exactly the same! I often secretly go to the staff toilets and crack one out! And im sure you are right, looking at this LPSG site gets one's cock big hard and horny and leaking juices!
All I need is a few dirty messages from Hellboy and Yogo and I need to go and have a big dirty jerk off / wank! I even keep a small bottle of lube and poppers / amyl nitrate in my gym bag that I take daily into work, and I sometimes sneak that in with me to the loos and lube up my big horny cock, take a deep horny whiff of amyl nitrate, and give it a real hard jerk and thrashing. I love to touch the big sensitive pink tip with my fist and run my hand up and down the thick shaft thinking about some of the dirty messages I get sent on this site! Pull at my balls as im getting close to my cum! Make the skin tighter and tighter on the shaft and really work my sensitive cockhead in a twisting corkscrew action! Really crack one out like a beefy horny lad should! Nice big squirt all over the staff toilet floor! Im quite noisy when i cum, so ive really gotta control myself to keep quiet in the staff toilet! Im such a dirty horny lad!
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Damn, that is a hot picture you just put in my head...would love to be doing the same in the next stall, racing to the finish. Reckon I'd give you a go in noise department, though. I'm extremely vocal and if given free rein, would probably get us both fired!!!
I'll have to start taking a bottle of poppers to work with me now...thanks for the suggestion, DJ! (he's one of my heroes)
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Dude! Whats all this silly talk about you bein in the NEXT TOILET STALL!!
Dude, you gonner be with me IN THE SAME TOILET STALL when we start thrashin and jacking our big horny cocks! You can jerk me n I will jerk you. Two big beefy lads really going for it, givin it to each good, and servicing each other's needs! You can really give my sensitive pink cock tip a really good workout and I will get to work on that sexy foreskin for yours! Rub our cockheads together and the undersides of the shafts!
Whiff poppers together and really get our cocks ragin and leakin and the horny blood pumping through our veins! Really strain and work to cum! Shoot some nice ropes of cum! Mix our loads when we cum! Happy days dude! :biggrin1:
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Well if I had started in the next stall, I certainly wouldn't have stayed there for long... and fuck that 'foot tap' crap. I'd just go in that open door and take that cock of yours.
Shit, I'd better let this conversation go... I love showing off to a group but we're supposed to be talking about work-wanking.:tongue: Now take your mouth of my cock so I can get on yours!
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Ughh! Hellboy dude! Ive got my cute butt up in the air in the toilet stall n my fit arse cheeks are spread wide open for you dude! Grease my sexy pink bud up, n push that big cock of yours into my virgin arse! Im taking a deep horny whiff of poppers, im pushing out and i will take a hit with the pain, cos I know once its in I will get to like it!...
Thats it dude! Push hard, my arsering will open up! Slowly dude! Jesus it hurts first time! The intensity! More poppers dude! Another horny whiff! That its... its going in.... My insides are on fire! Another hit of poppers! Easy dude! Easy! Its going in.... take it slow n deep...
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LOL! But wouldn't you rather we show up in person for a show???? Damian, are ya reading this...we got a job to do.:biggrin1: Wash your box and meet me at the airport in 10...bring the poppers, your hot self and the rubbers. I'll bring a quart of lube, a selection of toys and my squeeky clean, tight ass.
...I do so love my job!
LOL! But wouldn't you rather we show up in person for a show???? Damian, are ya reading this...we got a job to do.:biggrin1: Wash your box and meet me at the airport in 10...bring the poppers, your hot self and the rubbers. I'll bring a quart of lube, a selection of toys and my squeeky clean, tight ass.
...I do so love my job!
A live show would be awesome, but I may have to join in!!
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LOL! But wouldn't you rather we show up in person for a show???? Damian, are ya reading this...we got a job to do.:biggrin1: Wash your box and meet me at the airport in 10...bring the poppers, your hot self and the rubbers. I'll bring a quart of lube, a selection of toys and my squeeky clean, tight ass.
...I do so love my job!
Dude! Im booking the tickets on-line as we speak! You get the cleaners at your office to make sure them toilet stalls are really spankin clean! Cos we are gonner get them stalls really steamed up n horny!
Im gonner rim n eat out your arse and then give your arse a really good seeing to with my big hard cock! Then perhaps you can have a tap at mine! Maybe! Devirginise my arse!
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Ughh! Hellboy dude! Ive got my cute butt up in the air in the toilet stall n my fit arse cheeks are spread wide open for you dude! Grease my sexy pink bud up, n push that big cock of yours into my virgin arse! Im taking a deep horny whiff of poppers, im pushing out and i will take a hit with the pain, cos I know once its in I will get to like it!...
Thats it dude! Push hard, my arsering will open up! Slowly dude! Jesus it hurts first time! The intensity! More poppers dude! Another horny whiff! That its... its going in.... My insides are on fire! Another hit of poppers! Easy dude! Easy! Its going in.... take it slow n deep...
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UUUhhhhnnn... Shit that's tight. I like that you reach around and grab those ass cheeks in each hand, spread that ass...wider........yea, DJ. I can watch my fat cock sliding in and out now...Fuck that's hot...starting to gape now...I'm going to just slide one of my fingers in too...can you feel that!? Hold those poppers up for me...let me snort some of that... again in the other nostril...and again. AHHH.. oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck...Feels like I'm melting into your butt. Push back harder...that's it...right to the hilt.
Now, let's get down to business: grab that plumbing on the wall. I'm going to be pushing REAL hard and fast.........................
I knew this would get us throught that Friday feeling - and I feel a trip to the local public loos for a session on my own. you necer know who might be there! Got me all juiced up - I have to say! I share an office but this is our little secret. There's some great footage on X tube - of understall public action by a guy who's filmed it form his mobile. Check it out! i'll try and remember the dudes name.
Keep posting on this thread - it's Midday in London - only 5 1/2 hours to go.
Joe
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Keep posting on this thread - it's Midday in London - only 5 1/2 hours to go.
Joe
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Dude! Its too tight! It wont go in!
So turn around and spread your arse cheeks and show me that slutty cheap arsehole of yours! Your sex hole! What you use to take cock! Cos im gonner shove my big cock in their right now! Hard and deep! Turn you into my cock craved slave! Make you beg and take cock! Sniff them poppers cos its big 9inches, thick and hard - n the helmet head is really wide and blunt so its gonner hurt a little dude! But hurt good! Be my bitch dude!
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Dude! Im booking the tickets on-line as we speak! You get the cleaners at your office to make sure them toilet stalls are really spankin clean! Cos we are gonner get them stalls really steamed up n horny!
Im gonner rim n eat out your arse and then give your arse a really good seeing to with my big hard cock! Then perhaps you can have a tap at mine! Maybe! Devirginise my arse!
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Shit...eat my ass and I'm yours! And I reckon if you had me chowing down on your man pussy for a bit, we'd be in for a cock-fight as to who gets done first.
Even better, we can definitely fuck in our toilet at work, but it's tiny...not really a problem. But out on the workout floor with all of the equipment to adapt... what do you think? I got stuff to hang you upside down from your ankles or tie your arms up over your head. What ever posi you can imagine, we can get there at my studio!
See, who wants to work in an office when you can work for a horny, sexpig that has the equipment (!) to back it up.
