Wanking At Work

LOL! But wouldn't you rather we show up in person for a show???? Damian, are ya reading this...we got a job to do.:biggrin1: Wash your box and meet me at the airport in 10...bring the poppers, your hot self and the rubbers. I'll bring a quart of lube, a selection of toys and my squeeky clean, tight ass.:cool:

...I do so love my job!

Damien & Hellboy0 You guys are soo bad!!! Am trying to get ready for work and you're not helping the situation.
 
Shit...eat my ass and I'm yours! And I reckon if you had me chowing down on your man pussy for a bit, we'd be in for a cock-fight as to who gets done first.

Even better, we can definitely fuck in our toilet at work, but it's tiny...not really a problem. But out on the workout floor with all of the equipment to adapt... what do you think? I got stuff to hang you upside down from your ankles or tie your arms up over your head. What ever posi you can imagine, we can get there at my studio!

See, who wants to work in an office when you can work for a horny, sexpig that has the equipment (!) to back it up.

Dude im gonner stick my horny tongue deep inside your arse and lick you out, just like i would a horny slutty girl! Then im gonner eat it out and enjoy all the hot steamy juices! Cos im a dirty lad with no shame today! Eat out your most sensitive and private place on your body! Really get my tongue and pretty man lips inside you! Tongue fuck that horny sex hole! Then im gonner fuck you good n hard! I dont care how small the toilet stall is I want your horny business dude! :biggrin1:
 
Damien & Hellboy0 You guys are soo bad!!! Am trying to get ready for work and you're not helping the situation.


Savage! You are joining us in the stall! Im gonner show you that you having a big sensitive circumcised cock is a good thing! Im gonner show you just how sensitive big and horny your cock can get! The tips gonner turn from cute pink to bright red when me n Hellboy are finished with you! Hes gonner dock your bare knob with his foreskin and im gonner lick off the juices afterwards! Then you are going service us both good n proper dude! :biggrin1:
 
Dude! Its too tight! It wont go in!

So turn around and spread your arse cheeks and show me that slutty cheap arsehole of yours! Your sex hole! What you use to take cock! Cos im gonner shove my big cock in their right now! Hard and deep! Turn you into my cock craved slave! Make you beg and take cock! Sniff them poppers cos its big 9inches, thick and hard - n the helmet head is really wide and blunt so its gonner hurt a little dude! But hurt good! Be my bitch dude!
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Ah, if your ass is tight, buddy, I'll just warm it up a bit more...but in the meantime go ahead. I've always been your cock slave, DJ. It's all I want. In my mouth. In my ass...waaay up my ass...okay, let me squeeze past you. Give me those poppers cuz a dick that big's gonna need to be prep'd for....*sniiiiiiiiff* *sniiiiiiiiff* *sniiiiiiiiiiiif*...uhn dude, fuck me FUCK ME NOW...come on rub that big head against my hole...can ya feel it move...i'm opening up...let me do it...good...yes...uuuuuuuhhhhhnnnn....yeah, I'm your bitch. Now, make it hurt. I need a hard fuck...a deep fuck...yeah. Like that...all the in...and all the way out...more. I wanna feel your balls slapping against mine...push my legs apart...grab my thighs and SLAM that dick in!
 
Ah, if your ass is tight, buddy, I'll just warm it up a bit more...but in the meantime go ahead. I've always been your cock slave, DJ. It's all I want. In my mouth. In my ass...waaay up my ass...okay, let me squeeze past you. Give me those poppers cuz a dick that big's gonna need to be prep'd for....*sniiiiiiiiff* *sniiiiiiiiff* *sniiiiiiiiiiiif*...uhn dude, fuck me FUCK ME NOW...come on rub that big head against my hole...can ya feel it move...i'm opening up...let me do it...good...yes...uuuuuuuhhhhhnnnn....yeah, I'm your bitch. Now, make it hurt. I need a hard fuck...a deep fuck...yeah. Like that...all the in...and all the way out...more. I wanna feel your balls slapping against mine...push my legs apart...grab my thighs and SLAM that dick in!

Dude! Im getting you loosened up and warmed up for Savage! Cos he takin my place once ive squirted deep inside you!
 
Damien & Hellboy0 You guys are soo bad!!! Am trying to get ready for work and you're not helping the situation.

What the fuck you going to work when we need you in this stall??!!! There's plenty of room. And if not, we're moving out onto the tile in front of the sinks....Bring it on, Primal!!!!
 
Dude! Im getting you loosened up and warmed up for Savage! Cos he takin my place once ive squirted deep inside you!

Oh shit...died and gone to pig heaven. Will need you to work me over alot, Damian. But don't worry, I can go all night.

Then when you've shot your spunk up my hole, when it's leaking out down my leg and you're lying back in the stall trying to recover, I'm going to flip you around and start working YOUR ass over with my tongue. Feel how deep it can go, turning and licking. Spit running down your let...and your cock just goes right back up. Good man... you think you're in control, but I just got your dick up again after a royal rogering of my ass!!!!

Come on Savage...I think Damian needs something in his mouth to keep those pink lips from drooling too much!
 
Oh shit...died and gone to pig heaven. Will need you to work me over alot, Damian. But don't worry, I can go all night.

Then when you've shot your spunk up my hole, when it's leaking out down my leg and you're lying back in the stall trying to recover, I'm going to flip you around and start working YOUR ass over with my tongue. Feel how deep it can go, turning and licking. Spit running down your let...and your cock just goes right back up. Good man... you think you're in control, but I just got your dick up again after a royal rogering of my ass!!!!

Come on Savage...I think Damian needs something in his mouth to keep those pink lips from drooling too much!

Hellboy! You are soo bad, dirty and cock craved! (Just like me!)
Id fucking love to tap you twice in the toilet stall! Nice!

Savage - id love to get my horny lips and tongue around your big Savage cock! Lick the tip! Smell the heat and horny coming off your big manly cockhead! Lick my tongue on the underside of your cock and all around the shaft! Stick it in your pisslips and clean out your pre-cum! I love the taste of that stuff! Im gonner show you just how sensitive big and hard your cock can get dude!

Now all we need are Monster, Numbers and Rico to join us in the stalls and the show can really get started! :biggrin1:
 
Hellboy! You are soo bad, dirty and cock craved! (Just like me!)
Id fucking love to tap you twice in the toilet stall! Nice!

Savage - id love to get my horny lips and tongue around your big Savage cock! Lick the tip! Smell the heat and horny coming off your big manly cockhead! Lick my tongue on the underside of your cock and all around the shaft! Stick it in your pisslips and clean out your pre-cum! I love the taste of that stuff! Im gonner show you just how sensitive big and hard your cock can get dude!

Now all we need are Monster, Numbers and Rico to join us in the stalls and the show can really get started! :biggrin1:

Dude, you are and will always be my hero! I'll just have to give you a good licking from asshole to piss slit and back again when I see you!!!!!!:tongue:

Now, we might wanna give this thread back to the other lovely people. And if the other boys show up, give me a ring so I can join you in the Men's Room!!!!
 
Damien, Hellboy i'm off down the M6 right now. Wait in that stall for me. My tongue and cock are ready for you. the site if that cute butt and it;s pink cherry just waiting for me to rimm before sliding deep inside you both.
 
Damien, Hellboy i'm off down the M6 right now. Wait in that stall for me. My tongue and cock are ready for you. the site if that cute butt and it;s pink cherry just waiting for me to rimm before sliding deep inside you both.

Better get ready, rimmer...I'll be there in two shakes! Keep your pokey out bits ready for action cuz we don't stop...EVER! Damian needs a bit more encouragement on getting his ass fucked, though. I reckon a bit of double-team would help his attitude (I'm setting you up, DJ...better get here quick).
 
Damien, Hellboy i'm off down the M6 right now. Wait in that stall for me. My tongue and cock are ready for you. the site if that cute butt and it;s pink cherry just waiting for me to rimm before sliding deep inside you both.


Its yours Rimmer dude! Stick that tongue in deep hard n good! Its tight and unopened sex-wise but im sure you can loosen it with some tongue, finger, fist and cock action! :biggrin1:
 
Better get ready, rimmer...I'll be there in two shakes! Keep your pokey out bits ready for action cuz we don't stop...EVER! Damian needs a bit more encouragement on getting his ass fucked, though. I reckon a bit of double-team would help his attitude (I'm setting you up, DJ...better get here quick).

Perhaps with A LOT OF POPPERS I can try and take both your big cocks Dude - Rimmer n Hellboy - inside me at the same time. You can massage your sensitive cockheads inside my hot sex hole and feel your cocktips and shafts rubbing together inside me! Nice double squirt to give me my protein intake for the day! Two fit lads deep n dirty inside cheap slutty Damian! Turning me into a real cockhound! Takin cock like a girl! Its soo wrong and dirty! But it feels soo horny good n right! :biggrin1:
 
Perhaps with A LOT OF POPPERS I can try and take both your big cocks Dude - Rimmer n Hellboy - inside me at the same time. You can massage your sensitive cockheads inside my hot sex hole and feel your cocktips and shafts rubbing together inside me! Nice double squirt to give me my protein intake for the day! Two fit lads deep n dirty inside cheap slutty Damian! Turning me into a real cockhound! Takin cock like a girl! Its soo wrong and dirty! But it feels soo horny good n right! :biggrin1:

LMAO!!!!!! Feels good to be a bitch, don't it, dj!
 
Rimmer, Hellboy & Damain...Damnit, really wish I could be there to show you how a real man can service 3 guys at one time in every conceivible way including pits. :tongue: Have to be another day, tho, cause it's 7 am and gotta j/o one more time before work. It's gonna be a tough Friday, fantasizing while working with clients, all in shorts at the gym.
 
Rimmer, Hellboy & Damain...Damnit, really wish I could be there to show you how a real man can service 3 guys at one time in every conceivible way including pits. :tongue: Have to be another day, tho, cause it's 7 am and gotta j/o one more time before work. It's gonna be a tough Friday, fantasizing while working with clients, all in shorts at the gym.

Savage dude! I would really like to handle your big stiff cock! Caress, tease, lick, taste and use it! To show you just how big n beautiful it is! Show you just how much it turns me on man! How horny I get thinking of what you got between your manly beefy legs! I wanna make your cock soo big hard and sensitive for you dude! I wanna sniff your cockhead and feel the heat ragin off it! Lick the mushroom head and up and down the shaft! Show you just how big and sensitive your cock is! Make you squirt inside me! :biggrin1:
 
I feel like I just walked into a bathhouse on blackout night. All I can hear is sex, but I can't see any :tongue:
 
With the load I've got built up I'll just blast my way over.

You'll know me by my sticky white contrail. :biggrin1: