What The Fuck Is Wrong With Me???!!!

[Northland]

I don't mind if you join us, you gotta work on him though... he's a tough crowd..



:squintfinger:

I have not been smoking wheatgrass!
Who is spreading this terrible unrationalized untruth?



*and don't worry about Clyde, I've got ways and means which he won't be able to resist

 

[Northland]

That was before I cared.

Hello Clyde!


(I'm toying with a pornographic storyline-however you'll need to wear suspenders and take the surname of Hicklethorper)

 

[B_dumbcow]

I know! He's turned into a wooden plank - the signs are all there.

Is that a wooden plank in your avatar? Or is it some kind of fancy butterfly...?

 

[ManlyBanisters]

I know! He's turned into a wooden plank - the signs are all there.

Is that a wooden plank in your avatar? Or is it some kind of fancy butterfly...?

Pst - dc - it's neither, it's a faggot :wink:

 

[B_dumbcow]

Pst - dc - it's neither, it's a faggot :wink:

Oh a faggot! I understand. :yup:

I really don't understand. I could've sworn a faggot was a cheap kind of porky meatball or referring to the Wassail, where an ashen faggot is placed in the fire and the bindings break, signifying who is going to get married next... Don't ask about the wassail. I think it's just a weird Somersetian tradition...

 

[B_Monster]

You have a third nipple...?

Or a fifth nipple (teat)

 

[B_dumbcow]

Or a fifth nipple (teat)

:biggrin1: Maybe HickBoy is actually a cow then... :tongue:

 

[ManlyBanisters]

:no:

 

[B_Monster]

:biggrin1: Maybe HickBoy is actually a cow then... :tongue:

Moooooooooove over dumbcow :smile:

 

[B_dumbcow]

Damn! Manly and Monster, your quote buttons aren't working.

Anyway, google sorted out the faggot! :biggrin:

And Monster, there isn't room for two cows on LPSG. I just don't know what would happen if the well backed up and probable rumors of HickBoy being a cow, butterfly, pork-ball and a bunch of wedding-forcasting-sticks are true

 

[The Dragon]

Well Hick Darlin,
Pull up a chair and let me pour you 4 fingers..(fuckit..it's going to be a long night...better make it 5 fingers) of JD and let's begin.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

JD? Please - give the man some credit. Glenfiddich, perhaps...

 

[Tickled Pink]

Maybe he needs to get himself a hole-load-of-british-woman! That will sort out any problem he may have! lol

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

JD? Please - give the man some credit. Glenfiddich, perhaps...

No scotch, no. A bourbon, for sure ... Kentucky Tavern, maybe?
Better yet, some home-stilled liquor and pone-baked biscuits.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Maybe he needs to get himself a hole-load-of-british-woman! That will sort out any problem he may have! lol

I have it on good authority that he prefers something from the other side the radioactive sea... :smile:

A bourbon, for sure ... Kentucky Tavern, maybe?

I may have to challenge you to a duel to defend his honour!

where's that damned glove gone...

 

[camper joe]

No scotch, no. A bourbon, for sure ... Kentucky Tavern, maybe?
Better yet, some home-stilled liquor and pone-baked biscuits.

No No No, it for sure is some Georgia moonshine. :icon16:

 

[D_Ivana Dickenside]

i think hick boy is on his period. all he needs are big baggy sweat pants and a pint of ben & jerry's to do the trick!

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

No No No, it for sure is some Georgia moonshine. :icon16:

Georgia moonshine, sure.
Speshulee if itz home-stilld.:icon16:

 

[Xcuze]

Maybe you're just not getting enough attention.....?

 

[marleyisalegend]

Maybe you're just not getting enough attention.....?

Isn't that what this thread is for?? It's at 4 pages. Lack of attention ain't it.