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  1. Leviathan

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    Just something out of boredom :

    You are surrounded by four walls. Each wall has windows, each window is looking north. A bear storms in the door..What color is the bear??
     
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    There is no bear.

    If all four windows face north .... you are at the South Pole.....

    There are no Polar Bears at the South Pole !!!!

    The answer begs to be "White".... (as in Polar Bear) but that is technically incorrect as Polar Bears do not exist in Antactica.

    Rogue
     
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    Good call
     
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    :rolleyes: show off...:tongue:
     
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    Ummm.......so if there is no bear, what stormed into the house?

    Was it a hypothetical bear?

    Does a bear represent something like a burglar or a hairy gay man?

    Is the bear even real or is the owner of the home a schizophrenic, hallucinating?

    Does the bear represent the hatred and despair of the wife for having to live in a house with 4 walls and windows that are clearly dirty and covered in frost?
     
  6. Leviathan

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    Could be a russian wife,resembles a grizzly
    http://www.lpsg.org/attachment.php?attachmentid=7233&d=1170967274 :wank:
     
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    It must have been a Coca-Cola bear cavorting with penguins.
     
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    on the contrary, i think it is clear that 'bear' is a sublimation of 'bare'.

    clearly the patient is both disturbed and delusional, probably as the result of an early childhood trauma involving an anatomically correct snowman.

    the only possible cure involves paying me to provide many years of therapy sessions at $500 per hour.
     
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