What's the first thing you put up your ass?

[psguy64]

my finger

 

[midlifebear]

I didn't stick the first thing up my ass. The doctor who delivered me was unusually fond of rectal thermometers. It wasn't until my Boy Scout Master encouraged me to let him fuck me (after I had fucked him) that I realized folks liked to stuff their butts with objects.

 

[B_jeepguy2]

A Vicks Inhaler lubed it up with Vaseline and slipped it in. I was very young at the time so not sure where I got the idea. LOL

 

[gacody1062]

A finger...

looking at your pics , i know what i want up my ass. you have probably heard this befor, but , you have a beautiful dick.:smile:

 

[latinluva]

My sisters old toothbrush...the handle end. My goodness!

 

[minimag]

A banana in a condom

 

[Angarus]

Handle of a plunger too

 

[nzsomebody]

My finger... After that I think a toothrush handle... I recently discovered the joys of using a plastic handled plunger. The plunger part makes it stand straight up on the floor of the shower, so all I do is squat over it in the shower and ride the handle. I don't know how many times I've ran out of hot water

I'd be too worried about slipping on it to do that :|

 

[D_Pokin Joe Frazier]

Nothing yet I still have my behinhymin

 

[MickeyLee]

somebody watches awkward

 

[rbkwp]

a gerb..l

 

[heirtothewind]

Eraser end of a pencil, which made me ejaculate to my surprise. I was 12

 

[B_Nia88]

the round big handle of my mom's big brush when i was 11

 

[MickeyLee]

according to experts.. my head :rofl:
i love me.

 

[jayius]

a pen, then a toothbrush then a dildo shaped object.

 

[ketway999]

A carrot. Graduated to big ones. Eventually I convinced my best mate to let me sit on his cock. I was 16.

 

[onewatcher]

An aneros, shortly thereafter followed by a human cock!

 

[scguy08]

First Was A Sharpie, Recently Ive Been Using The Plunger Handle

 

[D_Vince_N_VanGoGoBoy]

First was the end of a shaver, end of a tooth brush, one of these big sausages in a condom and a banana in a condom.