Just found this post. A fun trip down memory lane. I remember all those early versions and how every topic was something new and usually a good discussion. Good times. Always wondered what happened to the three guys you mention @jumbo747jet and other guys who were here for a long time, but drifted away and haven't been on the site in ages.
Who Remembers The Original Lpsg?
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Just found this post. A fun trip down memory lane. I remember all those early versions and how every topic was something new and usually a good discussion. Good times. Always wondered what happened to the three guys you mention @jumbo747jet and other guys who were here for a long time, but drifted away and haven't been on the site in ages.
I joined in 2008 so I don't remember the very original incarnation, but I've seen its fair share of facelifts - LPSG is basically the 'internet Cher'.
I remember the Chatroom and Games Arcade, but Australia's crap internet (TM) meant I never joined in.
The 'smilies'!!! OMG I loved those and miss them dearly. Weird, wonderful and animated. There was a whole page of them - one for every occasion (including occasions you never imagined, LOL). Our sunburnt turkey friend managed to sprinkle a few into their post, what a treasure.
I miss the "Banned" thread, where the mods listed every member who had been banned that day (and why). Sure, it was like some archaic public execution in 'ye olde' times, but I enjoyed reading it.
Sadly some of the humour seems to have disappeared - "But this is a big dick site!" seems to be the catchcry of every disgruntled noob who gets called out for thirsty fuck-knucklery. Deep conversations on varied topics gradually being overwhelmed by celebrity genitalia. There is a big difference between a sex-positive site and a porn site. LPSG is dangerously close to morphing from the former to the latter.
I've seen changes I've liked and changes I haven't liked, but I'm still here. I occasionally drift off when real life gets in the way but always manage to drift back. Could LPSG have a ghostly tentacled mega-penis tangled around my ankle? When I've wandered off too long, it gently tugs my foot to say, "It's time to come home, willow".
I remember the Chatroom and Games Arcade, but Australia's crap internet (TM) meant I never joined in.
The 'smilies'!!! OMG I loved those and miss them dearly. Weird, wonderful and animated. There was a whole page of them - one for every occasion (including occasions you never imagined, LOL). Our sunburnt turkey friend managed to sprinkle a few into their post, what a treasure.
I miss the "Banned" thread, where the mods listed every member who had been banned that day (and why). Sure, it was like some archaic public execution in 'ye olde' times, but I enjoyed reading it.
Sadly some of the humour seems to have disappeared - "But this is a big dick site!" seems to be the catchcry of every disgruntled noob who gets called out for thirsty fuck-knucklery. Deep conversations on varied topics gradually being overwhelmed by celebrity genitalia. There is a big difference between a sex-positive site and a porn site. LPSG is dangerously close to morphing from the former to the latter.
I've seen changes I've liked and changes I haven't liked, but I'm still here. I occasionally drift off when real life gets in the way but always manage to drift back. Could LPSG have a ghostly tentacled mega-penis tangled around my ankle? When I've wandered off too long, it gently tugs my foot to say, "It's time to come home, willow".
This is brilliant, it should be studied in schools like Shakespeare.I don't remember that, specifically, but I did recall this Madame_Zora post:
Fuck right off
Ever find yourself in one of these common everyday situations where you just don't have quite the right words? It happens to us all at one point or another, so since it's a problem we all share, I thought I'd bring it to the big brains of lpsg.
When confronted with a masterful PM of this calibre, here's just what to do!
Quote:Originally Posted by BigDickFriend
"Hi! I want to invite you to my new Yahoogroup. This group is for guys with big cocks only, that also women are invited to join. So please follow the link and feel free to join. I think you will have fun in there. Before you can join I will make a short camcheck of your ladybits. There are too many fakes, and I think it`s better for you and the group to do it in this way. I am Volker your moderator and will also make the mentioned camcheck."
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Clearly, the only option is to instruct the bastard to fuck off. Fuck right off.
Do not pass go, do not collect $200- just fuck right off.
And die.
That's right, fuck off and die, you slimy bastard.
Or, if so inclined, run outside and play the ever popular Hide and Go Fuck Yourself.
Fuck yourself on a train, on a plane, in a box, with a fox...
No matter what the method, the important thing is that you don't forget to fuck yourself.
Fuck yourself and eat beans, for all I care.
Fuck yourself at your grandfather's house. Be sure not to fuck your grandfather... This is a common mistake. It is imperitive that you fuck yourself.
Fuck yourself and send us the pictures, so that we can verify that you have, indeed, completed your mission. WE WILL BE KEEPING TABS ON YOUR "FUCKED YOURSELF" STATUS.
In that vein, allow me to mention the importance of the ensuing paperwork. You can write this off on your taxes if need be. Certain restrictions apply, but not the kinds of restrictions that get you out of fucking yourself.
This is a tradition that is becoming something of a lost art, you see. We need as many young, fresh souls to speak the dead language (if you will,) of fucking yourself as humanly possible. So, if you don't fuck yourself, you will be just like the generations past that have made fucking yourself an endangered species. Just like the pandas¹. You heartless, pandacidal bastard.
Do not confuse this order with Canada's declared Masturbation Month². This is something special, just for you.
It is YOU that must fuck yourself, you Capitalistic fucktard. How dare you come onto OUR site and try to make money?Stop sucking off soldiers in Guantanamo bay, and GO FUCK YOURSELF.
...If any of the rest of you have any further suggestions of how to handle such a situation, please do share your ideas.
Sources Cited
1.Giant Panda Bear Facts | Endangered Animals
2.https://www.cbc.ca/life/wellness/ha...ou-know-these-facts-about-self-love-1.4133911
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@willow78 - I really miss that Moderators' thread, as well. It was educational to all members, newbies to long-termers, about what actually "crosses the line", here at LPSG.
It was helpful to know "why" a member was banned, especially when it was a member who many of us thought of as fun and admirable, perhaps because we only read their posts in threads that we "watch", but not their posts in other, more controversial threads or fora and threads we have no interest in.
I know that the Admins response will be the same as when it disappeared, that it was an intrusion to the member's "privacy", but since only a tiny percentage of members have their real name as their username, I don't see how that could be so.
I would like to see the Banned thread returned to the site, for members only, to view.
A/B
Did you know that I was the first user to have a ban lifting announced on the Mod Action thread?
Yep. LPSG history right here. Postcards available at the gift shop.
Yep. LPSG history right here. Postcards available at the gift shop.
So you got banned and came back? I hear that was an impressive feat back in the day.
....What were you in for before you got paroled ?
According to The Man? Using content from another site to harass a member. Which at the time wasn't even in the ToS. Another moment in LPSG history.
If you ask me what I did.. I posted screen caps of said other user harassing a recently banned member from LPSG on a satellite site
Not happy about the drama caused. For friends and Squad of the time. Still, I can't stand two-faced.
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If you ask me what I did.. I posted screen caps of said other user harassing a recently banned member from LPSG on a satellite site
Not happy about the drama caused. For friends and Squad of the time. Still, I can't stand two-faced.
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For true the site is so much bigger than it was back then. A Mod would have to be assigned just to keep up with updating that one thread.
The community is different now. So much of the traffic is in Pic Sharing forums, forums with high post turn over and hundreds of Moderation actions a day. They also don't seem as community driven as the old days.
Remember back when Etc, Etc was the forum of membership concentration? Everything from bday posts to ban inquiring. A big dick church p
Most bannings are accumulative bans, stacking warning until the 65 point kill switch engages. There is an occasional " so and so stuck their dick in the potato salad" kill bans. Even those are long coming in the blade drop.
eta: Also. Privacy concerns are taken more seriously now. Social Media done changed the game. What happens at one site could well jump to another. Even to normie SM like Insta or Facebook. Best to keep the books closed as a precautionary.
The community is different now. So much of the traffic is in Pic Sharing forums, forums with high post turn over and hundreds of Moderation actions a day. They also don't seem as community driven as the old days.
Remember back when Etc, Etc was the forum of membership concentration? Everything from bday posts to ban inquiring. A big dick church p
Most bannings are accumulative bans, stacking warning until the 65 point kill switch engages. There is an occasional " so and so stuck their dick in the potato salad" kill bans. Even those are long coming in the blade drop.
eta: Also. Privacy concerns are taken more seriously now. Social Media done changed the game. What happens at one site could well jump to another. Even to normie SM like Insta or Facebook. Best to keep the books closed as a precautionary.
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Umm...sweetheart...I was the first member ever to have a permanent ban lifted, but I may have preceded the creation of the Mod Action Thread. Fifteen years later, I’m still here. You remember the days when all bans were permanent without a chance for reinstatement. I was the experiment.
I’ll stop by the gift shop
LPSG history right here.
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Like the first astronauts reentering earth's atmosphere, Chicagosam landed the first successful LPSG reentry from the vast darkness of banishment.
Commemorative plates available in three designs. Pre-order in time for Christmas.
What? No monumental commemorative device for re-entry?Like the first astronauts reentering earth's atmosphere, Chicagosam landed the first successful LPSG reentry from the vast darkness of banishment.
Commemorative plates available in three designs. Pre-order in time for Christmas.
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Nope, just a dollop of lube.What? No monumental commemorative device for re-entry?
I joined in 2004 but lurked for a while before posting regularly.
LPSG felt like a reflection of society from that time, people were less divided, less ideological, tolerant.
I remember when you could ask a silly question in the womens' issues section and not get dogpiled by angry feminists, you'd either get ignored or the subject would turn to cooking recipes.
The online battles that occured with trolls was good fun most of they time, they usually got savaged by members' posts before being banned if they went too far. That's why I think that free speech and not cancelling/censorship is important to maintain.
I loved all the different characters, they really stood out because it was a smaller community. The Porn section was focused on big cocks so all the gay and str8 stuff was mixed together, that really educated me about what gays get excited about, there wasn't any embedded players with thumbnails so clicking a porn link was like a lottery.
The current website is good but allows members to avoid interactions with large parts of the membership more easily, I find myself usually posting in the same sections and rarely in others.
LPSG felt like a reflection of society from that time, people were less divided, less ideological, tolerant.
I remember when you could ask a silly question in the womens' issues section and not get dogpiled by angry feminists, you'd either get ignored or the subject would turn to cooking recipes.
The online battles that occured with trolls was good fun most of they time, they usually got savaged by members' posts before being banned if they went too far. That's why I think that free speech and not cancelling/censorship is important to maintain.
I loved all the different characters, they really stood out because it was a smaller community. The Porn section was focused on big cocks so all the gay and str8 stuff was mixed together, that really educated me about what gays get excited about, there wasn't any embedded players with thumbnails so clicking a porn link was like a lottery.
The current website is good but allows members to avoid interactions with large parts of the membership more easily, I find myself usually posting in the same sections and rarely in others.
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Class. Always class.Nope, just a dollop of lube.
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That's naughty!... I am reporting you to the Moderators!...
Oh, wait... You are a Moderator!...
Never mind.
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