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Discussion in 'Funny Stuff: Jokes, Quizzes, Games & Pics' started by D_LeonardoDeCrapio, Nov 26, 2011.
Finish the sentence.
you feel the blood in your ears pumping.
.....you need the fire brigade to put out your pubes.
.....you literally told your boss to fuck off and you were not going to work.
....you can't sit down properly the next day because you are so sore from being pounded in both holes by a really big guy. Colleagues ask what's wrong and you tell them you pulled a muscle while sleeping.
You use up a whole tank of oxygen after cumming.
Your toes curl
You inadvertently give the woman a facial after pulling out with no hand stimulation.
You don't even have the presence of mind to pull out or say, "I'm cumming," and the only clue your woman has to bounce off your condomless dick is the uncontrollable "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh," you utter as your balls are about to be drained.
The cops arrive due to a disturbing the peace call
when you feel like you have been roughed up and loved at the same time
When you feel like you've been simultaneously punched, pulled, and stroked, and loved every minute of it.
you didn't stop to watch Match of the Day, fart and then fall asleep
you both look like glazed donuts.
...you end up with your wife squatting over you feeding you your best buddy's huge load.
Your asshole is sore from your first anal.