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[D_alex8]

Congrats, TOG. You have been here half as long as I have, and have posted more than twice as much. Here is your tiearra. Now, please leave the stage..:tongue:

*thinks the two of you should battle it out by means of naked mud wrestling*

Was that the kind of useful advice you were hoping your patient would get here, baseball? :tongue: :biggrin1:

 

[baseball99]

*thinks the two of you should battle it out by means of naked mud wrestling*

Was that the kind of useful advice you were hoping your patient would get here, baseball? :tongue: :biggrin1:

it was more along the lines of.....if you think youre bored, come look at these people :biggrin1:

 

[that_other_guy]

To Damiaen ... Hurry back and make sure you bring the double stuffed ... :wink:

To FFF ... Shut Up Bitch ... :kiss:

To BBS ... Gonnie's knots were, in fact broken by FFF to rapture me ...

To dcwrestlefan ... Sounds like a great time to me ... When does it begin ? ... :tongue:

To ColJohn ... You just used one of my favorite words (aplomb) :biggrin1:


And To anyone I could have missed & anyone yet to post ... once again, thank you for being such a great community online :smile:

 

[davidjh7]

*thinks the two of you should battle it out by means of naked mud wrestling*

Was that the kind of useful advice you were hoping your patient would get here, baseball? :tongue: :biggrin1:

Oh, Please, Alex---he is MUCH prettier than I am, and to cover him in mud would be a sin......Now, maybe some nice Jell-O.....:biggrin1: And if nothing else, regardless of his young patients sexuality, by directing him here, he can be assured of plenty of potential dates....:wink:

 

[that_other_guy]

Congrats, TOG. You have been here half as long as I have, and have posted more than twice as much. Here is your tiearra. Now, please leave the stage..:tongue:

My own tiearra ??? ... I can die happy now :tongue:

 

[that_other_guy]

Oh, Please, Alex---he is MUCH prettier than I am, and to cover him in mud would be a sin......Now, maybe some nice Jell-O

I'd be up for either ... they both wash out pretty well in showers :wink:

 

[davidjh7]

I'd be up for either ... they both wash out pretty well in showers :wink:

Mmmmm---now you in a hot shower DOES conjur up some delicious thoughts....:biggrin1:

Sorry--that's just the dirty old man in me talking.....you may now return to your regularly scheduled thread....

 

[that_other_guy]

you may now return to your regularly scheduled thread....

Hasen't anyone told you ... I'm omnipresent

 

[baseball99]

Mmmmm---now you in a hot shower DOES conjur up some delicious thoughts....:biggrin1:

Sorry--that's just the dirty old man in me talking.....you may now return to your regularly scheduled thread....

all the more reason for the shower

 

[jeff black]

You and tog and fff need to get a house together. Would it be homoerotic or a nightmare? :smile: It would be interesting - no doubt.

Sounds like an interesting idea, DC... Would you like to be the Host of the show, if we got it to go cable?

Maybe HBO would pick it up for season two.:biggrin1:

 

[davidjh7]

all the more reason for the shower

That will be QUITE enough out of YOU< young man....don;t MAKE me come across the big pond and spank you...:biggrin1:

 

[jeff black]

That will be QUITE enough out of YOU< young man....don;t MAKE me come across the big pond and spank you...:biggrin1:

Lol, David... I can't imagine you as an authoritative disciplinarian:tongue:

 

[baseball99]

That will be QUITE enough out of YOU< young man....don;t MAKE me come across the big pond and spank you...:biggrin1:

the big pond?

 

[davidjh7]

the big pond?

Given your vernacular, you sound like you are in EUrope. Regardless, even if in the US, I can claim ANY pond I designate as the big pond I was referring to....always leave yourself a way out...:biggrin1:

 

[davidjh7]

Lol, David... I can't imagine you as an authoritative disciplinarian:tongue:

Hmmmm---probably so.....see the earlier comment about my clone being seen in the "Butch daddy leather garb"....:tongue:

 

[baseball99]

Given your vernacular, you sound like you are in EUrope. Regardless, even if in the US, I can claim ANY pond I designate as the big pond I was referring to....always leave yourself a way out...:biggrin1:

haha.....good, im content that i have left my worldly location up for debate still.....it helps keep me and my location anonymous, just like the real Dr. Evil

((wide angle pan showing baseball99 and mini-me baseball99 doing an evil laugh for no reason))

 

[davidjh7]

haha.....good, im content that i have left my worldly location up for debate still.....it helps keep me and my location anonymous, just like the real Dr. Evil

((wide angle pan showing baseball99 and mini-me baseball99 doing an evil laugh for no reason))

eh, you can be tracked.....you obviously missed that little implant they put in you the first day of medical school, didn't you? Ever wonder how they keep FINDING you when you are trying to hide from the lady with the 10 cm wart?:tongue:

 

[baseball99]

eh, you can be tracked.....you obviously missed that little implant they put in you the first day of medical school, didn't you? Ever wonder how they keep FINDING you when you are trying to hide from the lady with the 10 cm wart?:tongue:

i dont see too many warts in my field

sadly tho, the first obgyn gyn exam i had to do was on a 13 year old girl with std's.....so sad

i tried to convince my buddy to come do the exam, hes an obgyn, and his exact words were "hell no mo'fo.....no grass on the field is your area"

i got him back good tho on call one night while we wer ebored......one of the other residents is so hairy, like sasquatch hairy. we got the nurses involved on this. we had him lay in a delivery room and attached all the equipment and put him in a gown. We put a curtain in front of his face so all you could see was a body with a gown on and legs in the stirrups.

my obgyn friend just came in on call and we called a birth code.....he came flying down the hallway into the room.....we had a nurse behind the curtain screaming to make it realistic.....he put on sterile gloves and a sterile gown, lifted up the patients gown and saw the hairest bum and balls ever

the look on this face was priceless.....

moral of the story, dont mess with baseball.....im bored enough and still immature enough to find stupid things funny

to this day the nurses still laugh about it

 

[davidjh7]

i dont see too many warts in my field

sadly tho, the first obgyn gyn exam i had to do was on a 13 year old girl with std's.....so sad

i tried to convince my buddy to come do the exam, hes an obgyn, and his exact words were "hell no mo'fo.....no grass on the field is your area"

i got him back good tho on call one night while we wer ebored......one of the other residents is so hairy, like sasquatch hairy. we got the nurses involved on this. we had him lay in a delivery room and attached all the equipment and put him in a gown. We put a curtain in front of his face so all you could see was a body with a gown on and legs in the stirrups.

my obgyn friend just came in on call and we called a birth code.....he came flying down the hallway into the room.....we had a nurse behind the curtain screaming to make it realistic.....he put on sterile gloves and a sterile gown, lifted up the patients gown and saw the hairest bum and balls ever

the look on this face was priceless.....

moral of the story, dont mess with baseball.....im bored enough and still immature enough to find stupid things funny

to this day the nurses still laugh about it

May you always retain your sense of humor and boyish frivolity..:biggrin1: A doctor who can't laugh and have fun is a doctor who needs to get out of the field, and quick!

 

[baseball99]

May you always retain your sense of humor and boyish frivolity..:biggrin1: A doctor who can't laugh and have fun is a doctor who needs to get out of the field, and quick!

you wouldnt even begin to believe some of the stories

i wont even bring up the superglue on the stethoscope ear pieces incident