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[davidjh7]

you wouldnt even begin to believe some of the stories

i wont even bring up the superglue on the stethoscope ear pieces incident

I have a pretty good idea....I work in a hospital, too.:wink:

 

[baseball99]

I have a pretty good idea....I work in a hospital, too.:wink:

i must say it was quite humorous to see my friend have to excuse himself from a patients room bc he couldnt get the stethoscope out of this ears....and walk around the ward lookin for some isopropyl alcohol

 

[davidjh7]

i must say it was quite humorous to see my friend have to excuse himself from a patients room bc he couldnt get the stethoscope out of this ears....and walk around the ward lookin for some isopropyl alcohol

feh---isopropyl, especially the 70% stuff usually lying around ( I generally use the 99% stuff for what I need it for..:tongue won't help much for cyanoacrylate....he'd be better off hunting out an ink remover pad used to help remove carbofusion tattoo's---they usually have acetone in them..:biggrin1:

 

[davidjh7]

I just realized we have hijacked TOG's thread---apologies, TOG----I owe you a blowjob....feel free to redeem it at any authorized location...:biggrin1:

 

[baseball99]

feh---isopropyl, especially the 70% stuff usually lying around ( I generally use the 99% stuff for what I need it for..:tongue:) won't help much for cyanoacrylate....he'd be better off hunting out an ink remover pad used to help remove carbofusion tattoo's---they usually have acetone in them..:biggrin1:

i wont ask

and isopropyl works fine.....except for large areas like butt cheeks

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

Baseball, you are so not like my doctor, whose sense of humor runs to Knock, knock jokes.

 

[joyboytoy79]

*thinks the two of you should battle it out by means of naked mud wrestling*

Was that the kind of useful advice you were hoping your patient would get here, baseball? :tongue: :biggrin1:

MMMM naked mud wrestling... may i be the referee???

 

[joyboytoy79]

i dont see too many warts in my field

sadly tho, the first obgyn gyn exam i had to do was on a 13 year old girl with std's.....so sad

i tried to convince my buddy to come do the exam, hes an obgyn, and his exact words were "hell no mo'fo.....no grass on the field is your area"

i got him back good tho on call one night while we wer ebored......one of the other residents is so hairy, like sasquatch hairy. we got the nurses involved on this. we had him lay in a delivery room and attached all the equipment and put him in a gown. We put a curtain in front of his face so all you could see was a body with a gown on and legs in the stirrups.

my obgyn friend just came in on call and we called a birth code.....he came flying down the hallway into the room.....we had a nurse behind the curtain screaming to make it realistic.....he put on sterile gloves and a sterile gown, lifted up the patients gown and saw the hairest bum and balls ever

the look on this face was priceless.....

moral of the story, dont mess with baseball.....im bored enough and still immature enough to find stupid things funny

to this day the nurses still laugh about it

I think i'm in love.... but if not, i'm definitely in LUST!!!!

 

[baseball99]

Baseball, you are so not like my doctor, whose sense of humor runs to Knock, knock jokes.

at least he tells jokes.....i know some doctors who have zero personal skills

 

[baseball99]

I think i'm in love.... but if not, i'm definitely in LUST!!!!

with what? the hairy ass and balls of my friend?

 

[joyboytoy79]

with what? the hairy ass and balls of my friend?

No, with a humerous, and well-built doctor of unknown geography

 

[baseball99]

No, with a humerous, and well-built doctor of unknown geography

im a man of mystery......

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

im a man of mystery......

...and a great sense of the outrageous.

 

[that_other_guy]

Sounds like an interesting idea, DC... Would you like to be the Host of the show, if we got it to go cable?

Maybe HBO would pick it up for season two.:biggrin1:

Why not Skinamax ? ...

 

[joyboytoy79]

im a man of mystery......

well stop being so mysterious and join us in a Fleshpile! :biggrin1:

 

[baseball99]

well stop being so mysterious and join us in a Fleshpile! :biggrin1:

you have to buy me dinner first

 

[baseball99]

...and a great sense of the outrageous.

if only you knew.....

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Hey, TOG ... this introverted, mild-mannered Canadian tiptoes in to congratulate you on your mountaintop achievement.

(WTF you guys doing ... all going for a hundred posts today?):33:

 

[that_other_guy]

Hey, TOG ... this introverted, mild-mannered Canadian tiptoes in to congratulate you on your mountaintop achievement.

(WTF you guys doing ... all going for a hundred posts today?):33:

Why thank you Senor :wink:

 

[joyboytoy79]

Hey, TOG ... this introverted, mild-mannered Canadian tiptoes in to congratulate you on your mountaintop achievement.

(WTF you guys doing ... all going for a hundred posts today?):33:

He REALLY just wishes to join in on the Fleshpile :smile: