Oh wow, āillegalā you say? Cute. As if scribbling something in a law book has ever stopped people from doing it. Half the world bans it, yet behind closed doors itās practically a national sport. Hate to wreck your holy little fantasyland, but even vanilla straight sex outside of marriage is technically a sin so by that logic, the whole planetās already damned. And the UAE? Please. The same crowd wagging their fingers by day is lining up for their āfamous modelā hookups by night. Social media? Donāt make me laugh. Itās basically Craigslist with filters āpersonal trainersā whose real workout plan involves a very different kind of cardio. They sure know how to flex their side business. Hypocrisy never looked so oiled up and Photoshopped.