Alex Eubank

[Justingl]

That's not true.

There are a lot more straight guys who want to learn to be like Alex or other straight influencers than there are queer simps trying to get with them.

The straight wannabe market is bigger, even though sexual stuff may pay higher from a smaller number of guys.

Alex's problem is the identity crisis — he can't be a degenerate liar, Photoshopper and drug addict while appealing to people who want to take Christianity seriously. He can't inspire nattys when he's on gear. He also might be way too insecure and weak for other men to admire him.

Look at how Larry Wheels has fallen off!

PART ONE

The type of guys you're talking about usually don't go through that much trouble to "learn" from guys like Alex, David laid, and whoever else online. Mainly because they know they're so popular there's no way they're going to get to them to be able to see them in person once a week for several months for fitness training, and mentoring them.

But I'm actual friends with Abel Albonetii, Thomas Bakke, Bradley Martyn, and David Barta just to name a few, and I can't tell you how many times over the years I've sat down with them in person and they've shown me hundreds of DM's from gay men wanting to sign up for their training course.

 

[Justingl]

That's not true.

There are a lot more straight guys who want to learn to be like Alex or other straight influencers than there are queer simps trying to get with them.

The straight wannabe market is bigger, even though sexual stuff may pay higher from a smaller number of guys.

Alex's problem is the identity crisis — he can't be a degenerate liar, Photoshopper and drug addict while appealing to people who want to take Christianity seriously. He can't inspire nattys when he's on gear. He also might be way too insecure and weak for other men to admire him.

Look at how Larry Wheels has fallen off!

PART TWO

David Barta who is bi, takes 95% of his clients in person, but cancel things with whatever guy he sees only showed up just to try to get into his pants. I'm not friends with David Laid but we see each other at least 3 times a year through mutual friends and he's told me about his horror stories when it comes to this subject.

But even the guys that don't show up for sexual reasons (usually guys 25 and under), a lot of them only want to do it just to fan out. Basically they don't care about their own fitness journey they just want their chance to be around these people.

 

[AntinousDivus]

PART TWO

David Barta who is bi, takes 95% of his clients in person, but cancel things with whatever guy he sees only showed up just to try to get into his pants. I'm not friends with David Laid but we see each other at least 3 times a year through mutual friends and he's told me about his horror stories when it comes to this subject.

But even the guys that don't show up for sexual reasons (usually guys 25 and under), a lot of them only want to do it just to fan out. Basically they don't care about their own fitness journey they just want their chance to be around these people.

Sure, Jan.

 

[Justingl]

Sure, Jan.

Sure what? Are you upset because I proved my point? Or because I said I'm actual friends with those guys?

 

[YouKnowThatILoveYouBoy]

 

[Anon_Az]

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Them titties sitting pretty

 

[jakobhunter78]

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White wet stuff on his female size tits

 

[EastBeast]

GOD IS KING

*Then returns to 25,0000sq ft house occupied by 2 people and embarrassingly conspicuous consumption*


Are this dude's 15 up yet?

 

[Justingl]

GOD IS KING

*Then returns to 25,0000sq ft house occupied by 2 people and embarrassingly conspicuous consumption*


Are this dude's 15 up yet?

Like 22 year old Ryan Johnson, Alex's post are starting to become more annoying than ever before. I guess that's what happens when people act like they've got it all figured out at the ripe old age of 25.

But just because someone has expensive material things and money in the bank doesn't mean they have all the answers to life. That's one big lie that the world has brainwashed people into believing. They're also the ones who end up loosing it all. The house, the money, the social media fame, and the girl.

 

[Lexion]

GOD IS KING

*Then returns to 25,0000sq ft house occupied by 2 people and embarrassingly conspicuous consumption*


Are this dude's 15 up yet?

His 15 been done. Like I've said before. That's why he was quick to put a ring on it with Ol girl. She's his ticket to living a luxurious lifestyle without the stress of having to maintain relevant.

 

[Justingl]

His 15 been done. Like I've said before. That's why he was quick to put a ring on it with Ol girl. She's his ticket to living a luxurious lifestyle without the stress of having to maintain relevant.

On top of that, Alex's social media platform just like most if not all of these different hot guys, serves no real purpose or benefits his followers in any way except for a little bit of sexual entertainment. Which unless someone is overly obsessed it eventually dies down after a while.

But he could shut it all down today, and not one person would be at a loss. Same thing with David Laid, Sam Sulek, Andrei Deiu, or whoever else. You could stop following these people today and return in 5 years and what they show, say, and do on their platform will still be the same.

 

[Justingl]

I was also thinking, that Alex and his girlfriend's relationship remind me of Taylor Swift and Travis kelce relationship. At least when it comes to the financial setup and success.

Like Taylor, Alex's girlfriend is the real breadwinner in the relationship, and with Alex, like Travis the girlfriend's success and financial status makes him appear to be more popular and financially successful than he really is.

 

[Dokteki]

I was also thinking, that Alex and his girlfriend's relationship remind me of Taylor Swift and Travis kelce relationship. At least when it comes to the financial setup and success.

Like Taylor, Alex's girlfriend is the real breadwinner in the relationship, and with Alex, like Travis the girlfriend's success and financial status makes him appear to be more popular and financially successful than he really is.

Except Travis would still be rich and successful without Taylor.

 

[Justingl]

Except Travis would still be rich and successful without Taylor.

Yes that's true, before Taylor he already built a name and financial gain for himself. But without Taylor, not as rich. The difference is to, when Taylor and Travis break up, he'll still have a decent amount of money of his own.

When Alex and his girlfriend break up, I guess he'll live off of whatever is left in his savings account. Unless he starts doing onlyfans to make up somewhat of the difference. Or maybe overnight Alex will turn into another Logan Paul. As long as he gets involved in other things and networks with credible people that can take him to the next level. Doing something more than just sitting in front of the camera shirtless, reading Bible verses while cursing at the same time .

 

[Lusciousluke]

He has gotten incredibly boring and a bit out of touch... plus his face & hair gives lesbian. I'm over it.

 

[Justingl]

He has gotten incredibly boring and a bit out of touch... plus his face & hair gives lesbian. I'm over it.

Alex and so many other hot fitness guys have become incredibly boring. No matter what they say, show, or do, their content is the same exact repetitive thing month after month year after year.

Don't get me wrong, these guys are nice to look at but there comes a point where you have to ask yourself, how much longer do I ride this journey with this guy that I've been following for 5 years, or this other guy for 10 years, and so on.

But the real reason why people do it, the reason why people follow this website is because they're hoping to see more out of these guys. But the fact of the matter is, it's only going to be more of the same thing, never taking it to the next level. Just like Jordan Torres.

 

[Vaxra]

no and I’m loving the discourse on him rn but I just find it a bit funny there hasn’t been a single recent hot picture that’s posted on this thread about him LMFAO

 

[Queefy123]

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[Lexion]

He barely post gym content. Now he just another think piece TToker with a bit religious psychosis going.

no and I’m loving the discourse on him rn but I just find it a bit funny there hasn’t been a single recent hot picture that’s posted on this thread about him LMFAO

 

[Justingl]

no and I’m loving the discourse on him rn but I just find it a bit funny there hasn’t been a single recent hot picture that’s posted on this thread about him LMFAO

So what you're asking for is someone to turn this thread into a tsunami of Instagram post. Cause that's all there is on this guy.

I mean, if you're looking for content why not just simplify the situation and stick to his Instagram where you can see everything all at once instead of waiting around for someone on here to flood the thread with all that repetitiveness.

Don't get me wrong, there's nothing wrong with posting Instagram content, but there's no real thrill to win people do that 24/7 on these threads. If the thread got shut down today you'd have to stick to his Instagram no matter what anyway.