Anal inserted objects

[deleted15746991]

This looks like a good place to be!
So I started off in my youth playing with toothbrush and hair brush handle. Now I'll stick anything up there! Carrot, cucumber, shampoo bottle, bike handle, my favourite right now is the rolling pin. I love milking my prostate with that!

 

[biguysam]

As a bi married dude had to get creative, cucumbers, shampoo bottles in the shower, or anything else I could find. Couldn't go get myself a dildo.

 

[deleted9730171]

This little beauty on the right came as a free tool with the Vitamix. I have other plans for it!

 

[biguysam]

This little beauty on the right came as a free tool with the Vitamix. I have other plans for it!

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Need to get me a Vitamix

 

[deleted9730171]

Need to get me a Vitamix

They seem to think it will be a useful tool for squashing all that healthy food down before lliquidising.The fools!

 

[mushroomcap]

I’ve used cucumbers, carrots and zucchini. I would also use an 18” long rolling pin that was a solid piece of wood that was rounded and tapered at each end. More recently I’ve been able to insert a shaving gel can.

 

[WilliamG]

This little beauty on the right came as a free tool with the Vitamix. I have other plans for it!

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My Nutribullet blender came with this...

 

[mushroomcap]

My Nutribullet blender came with this...
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Ohhh! That looks like fun!

 

[deleted9730171]

My Nutribullet blender came with this...

Blender plus free dildo....bargain!

 

[WilliamG]

Ohhh! That looks like fun!

To be honest, it has molded seams that could be quite rough... I'm sticking with my big dildos. But hey... a little sandpaper and it's good to go..?

 

[Scott8361]

As a bi married dude had to get creative, cucumbers, shampoo bottles in the shower, or anything else I could find. Couldn't go get myself a dildo.

I was the same way! It was fun finding different shaped and sized things to repurpose for anal exploration and pleasure!

 

[fireotter123]

Cue Balls and Hand Balls are always a lot of fun.

 

[deleted9730171]

Cue Balls and Hand Balls are always a lot of fun.

Cue balls all the way in? Sounds like an embarrassing visit to A&E if that goes wrong! Do you manage more than one?

 

[menaregod]

This little beauty on the right came as a free tool with the Vitamix. I have other plans for it!

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did you used it hahahaha

 

[deleted9730171]

did you used it hahahaha

If I told you that it now sits in my sex toy bag and not in the kitchen, does that answer your question?

 

[menaregod]

If I told you that it now sits in my sex toy bag and not in the kitchen, does that answer your question?

hahahahaha we need proof

 

[merc41]

Has anyone gotten an item stuck? Does it eventually pass or do you go to the hospital.? Also, have you ever fucked someone when you both had large insurtions. What did it feel like?

 

[deleted9730171]

hahahahaha we need proof

Always happy to provide proof! Just don't tell the nice people at Vitamix!

 

[deleted9730171]

Has anyone gotten an item stuck? Does it eventually pass or do you go to the hospital.? Also, have you ever fucked someone when you both had large insurtions. What did it feel like?

Never had anything stuck, I only tend to insert solid objects where I have a firm grip on one end. I don't use anything organic in case it breaks off. No, never fucked while inserting, not sure I'd have room up there for a cock with the toys I use. They make for great foreplay though.

 

[biguysam]

Always happy to provide proof! Just don't tell the nice people at Vitamix!

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Definitely need to get me one of those