Are all Firemen whores? Tell us about your city's Firemen.

[SouthernGirl]

( I hope I don't seem like a slut, because I've been changing men a lot)

There is a stereotype among the firemen in my city. They are all whorish and messy (and pass around STDs they caught from screwing nasty ER nurses..but that's a loooooooooooooong story). They will fuck you, then talk about your mama, your pastor, everybody.

So, is your city full of good firefighters or messy firefighters?

I just met a firefighter. Normally a firefighter would get dismissed by me. But he is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexy! He has blue eyes and is 6'3" and his body is PERFECT!!!! Plus he said he is going to help me work out. I am scared; he's going to train me "Marine style" (he did 3 tours in Iraq).

 

[B_Hung Jon]

Yeh, this is a seriously humorous poll. in my neck of the woods the firemen are more gluttons than sluts. You see whole hordes of them shopping in the local supermarkets. When they're not putting out fires or saving kittens from trees, I think they COOK a lot...and then EAT. I understand that most are gourmet chefs!

 

[EllieP]

So, I may have told you that we bought a house in South Louisiana a couple of years back. We have the nicest neighbors that drove us around to see the sights, and we were looking at festival venues downtown when I saw this statue. I said STOP! Turn around, back up, what did I just see?

I was speechless because it was exactly what I thought I saw. I'm just going to post it here without comment, because I have no idea what they were thinking other than to idolize firemen, one way or another.

 

[tgirlsrgreat]

( I hope I don't seem like a slut, because I've been changing men a lot)

There is a stereotype among the firemen in my city. They are all whorish and messy (and pass around STDs they caught from screwing nasty ER nurses..but that's a loooooooooooooong story). They will fuck you, then talk about your mama, your pastor, everybody.

So, is your city full of good firefighters or messy firefighters?

I just met a firefighter. Normally a firefighter would get dismissed by me. But he is sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo sexy! He has blue eyes and is 6'3" and his body is PERFECT!!!! Plus he said he is going to help me work out. I am scared; he's going to train me "Marine style" (he did 3 tours in Iraq).

god bless you, but you do have some issues, don't you!

yes on alltime great poll, but i did not have the slightest clue how to vote!!

 

[BIGBULL29]

In Japan, a primary school teacher can be known to be a porn star and never be bothered over it -- never! Can you believe that?

What one does sexually in private life is most irrelevant to one's ability to perform a job efficiently.

An employer has no business in an employee's bedroom. End of story.

How can a fireman hide his firehose (It's part of the job)?

(I better not become a fireman with my thick, long-hanging hose:wink

 

[Rammajamma771]

( I hope I don't seem like a slut, because I've been changing men a lot)

There is a stereotype among the firemen in my city. They are all whorish and messy (and pass around STDs they caught from screwing nasty ER nurses..but that's a loooooooooooooong story). They will fuck you, then talk about your mama, your pastor, everybody.

SouthernGirl, I have wondered about Birmingham firemen for some time. Did you know that the riverbank and forest behind Fire Station # 32 on Hwy 280 at the Cahaba River Bridge is a hangout for gay men cruising for sex? The cruisers park at the dam and bridge on old Hwy 280, walk a path under the two bridges along the river to an area behind the fire station and meet for casual sex. This has been going on for YEARS and I've wondered why the BFD allows it to continue. Now I guess you have let the cat-outta-the bag. The BPD and BPD must be allowing this to continue so they can join in the simple pleasure of M2M sex. BTW, do you remember that at least 2 Bham policemen have been convicted of rape in the last several years. The mayor was convicted of bribery, councilmen have claimed education and qualifications they do not have and one councilman has a record of smoking pot.

 

[DasLeezard]

*jealous*

And? Do they live up to the hype? Care to tell any elaborate stories that might possibly serve as wank material? :biggrin1:

My appreciation for heroes in uniform has been from afar. I once dated a Navy Seal, that's the only man in uniform I've actually dated, and boy was he beautiful! Whew! And I once had a job where I worked with the police and I had at least a dozen crushes but I never actually dated one, or slept with one.

Not all were great, and I'm not much on stories....


Ok, just one...


So, I was on a structure fire sometime in late May... my fire department was doing a mutual aid call for a town about 15 miles away. It was a split-level stick-built house, with an attic. I was designated to do a lot of attic and crawlspace work because I was one of the smallest on the department, the most flexible, I wasn't clausterphobic, and I was good at not draining a bottle of air in 15 minutes.

The department we were doing mutual aid for had this beautiful guy, name of David, 5'10", cut like Ginsu (abs, muscular, cut thighs, the works), former Marine, brown eyes and hair, just oozing of sex appeal. I had a thing for him when I first met him on a firefighter's association meeting, as he was funny and took no shit from nobody at no time. We also had some very interesting conversations post-meeting about the service, and life in general, over a few beers.

Anywho, after a while of a straight blitz attack on the fire, a few water runs, it came time for mop-up. My chief calls me over to the north side of the house, and says 'You and David here go to the attic and check for hotspots.'

A side-note about my chief: He's a perverted fucker.

He's giving me and David a shit-eating grin. The attic already had a check done. I know this because I WAS THERE IN THE FUCKING ATTIC WITH THE INFARED GUN. But I don't argue. Nono. Being with this beautiful piece of man in an enclosed space doesn't require an argument.

We both climb in the attic, which is about 36" or so in height. I'm scanning the interior walls with the infared gun once more, as he was dragging the hose. About halfway in, chief radios in, asking us if we see anything, which I tell him nothing yet, and he says 'Take your time. Really. Take... your... time.' No sooner had I let go of the radio button, had I felt some hands running up the outsides of my legs. I looked around behind me to see brown eyes behind the mask looking at me with intent. Awwwwwwriiiiight.

Maneuvering was tough. We both had SCBA tanks to take off, bunker gear to maneuver out of, and we had to decide if we really wanted to risk taking off the masks, lest we suffocate. So we were in this confined space,mop-up, salvage and overhaul operations going on below us, and we're trying to fold ourselves out of our cumbersome gear like origami, our SCBA's making almost frantic 'tssshktssshk' noises as our heavy breathing drained our tanks gradually.

Our gear finally off, I get to see this beautiful piece of man in all his glory. With his shirt peeled up, I ran my fingers over his abs, his chest, over his arms. This was the promised land, and it was good. He takes off his mask, and starts to kiss and lick all over my sweaty, ash-covered, smoke-smelling body. He was strong, as he held me tight with every stroke of his hand or every caress of his tongue. I was awestruck that such a sexy man wanted me... ME... shit.. I needed to buy a lottery ticket.

My hands were all over him, surveying the landscape as he did his thing, licking, kissing, and sucking the various places on my body. I finally stopped being a wuss, and also realizing that soon the bell on my SCBA would go off.. and fuck no did I wan't anybody knowing (and interrupting) my happy time, so I took off my mask, and we started kissing like we were both thirsty and haven't had a drink of water in 3 days.

He was... 'gifted'.. Coke can came to mind...I never orgasm'd like that in.. ever.. in confined space. Sweaty, smoky, being torn apart by my fellow firefighter and former servicemember. He had held me tight and worked into me like we were never going to make it out of the fire alive. I dug my nails into his back, trying to stifle the screams so nobody else knew what was going on... and the pain from me digging into him made him go harder, his body pressing into mine as he kissed me passionately... I about passed out from the pleasure. But it was insane.

We folded ourselves back into our gear, and got down from the attic. Neither of us realized how quiet it was... until we got outside the house, and saw about 5 fire rural fire departments' worth of guys standing outside, waiting... they burst into applause. The chiefs all shook our hands.

Motherfucker. Bastards ALL set us up.



My chief... he knew... fucker set it up.

 

[earllogjam]

I sucked off a very willing fireman through a gloryhole at an ABS once. Does that count?

 

[deleted871301]

So, I may have told you that we bought a house in South Louisiana a couple of years back. We have the nicest neighbors that drove us around to see the sights, and we were looking at festival venues downtown when I saw this statue. I said STOP! Turn around, back up, what did I just see?

I was speechless because it was exactly what I thought I saw. I'm just going to post it here without comment, because I have no idea what they were thinking other than to idolize firemen, one way or another.

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Nice hose

 

[EllieP]

Nice hose

That's what I said! "Look at the size of that hose!"

 

[maxcok]

Are all Firemen whores?

God, we can only hope. > here <

BTW, I nominate this for best LPSG poll ever! :biggrin2:

 

[D_Sue Ellen Brastretcher]

Are all Firemen whores?

God, we can only hope. > here <

BTW, I nominate this for best LPSG poll ever! :biggrin2:

I call dibs on the one on the left with the tats! :smile:

 

[petite]

You mean all this time I could have had firemen? So many years wasted without firemen! :crying:

Are all Firemen whores?

God, we can only hope. > here <

BTW, I nominate this for best LPSG poll ever! :biggrin2:

Seconded!

 

[D_Rosalind Mussell]

Yes, here's the proof!

 

[D_Sue Ellen Brastretcher]

Yes, here's the proof!

OMG thanks. That made me laugh so hard.

 

[D_Rosalind Mussell]

OMG thanks. That made me laugh so hard.

I had to share, it was too funny!

 

[B_Yeah69]

What if those guys aren't hung would you women still give them the time of day?

 

[D_Rosalind Mussell]

Yeh, this is a seriously humorous poll. in my neck of the woods the firemen are more gluttons than sluts. You see whole hordes of them shopping in the local supermarkets. When they're not putting out fires or saving kittens from trees, I think they COOK a lot...and then EAT. I understand that most are gourmet chefs!

Not in my neck of the woods. I used to work for a uniform store and we had hordes of them come in on a daily basis. We loved having the firefighters come in because we got to ogle all the hot men (pun completely intended).

 

[petite]

What if those guys aren't hung would you women still give them the time of day?

Uh, yeah! Look at them!

Not in my neck of the woods. I used to work for a uniform store and we had hordes of them come in on a daily basis. We loved having the firefighters come in because we got to ogle all the hot men (pun completely intended).

I lived a few blocks away from the fire station and there were always neighborhood girls hanging around.

 

[maxcok]

Yes, here's the proof!

I didn't expect that. Mouth to ass resuscitation. LOL.

What if those guys aren't hung would you women still give them the time of day?

No, of course not. Every straight guy knows women don't give a flip about looks, brains, character, money, manners, kindness, consideration, or hot ripped bodies. All they want is a big honking dick up their snatch.

Hey, who wants to go hang out at the firestation?

Or check out some new recruits?