Bopperbasting ?

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

What is it? :33:

A good question, and a familiar one.
Here is an exchange from November 1st of three years ago:

What's rude is that several of us have asked what "bopperblasting" is and none of you have had the decency to post a definition for those of us who want to know! That is not very kind at all....

I spose.
But what about our vows?
Huh?

Three years, X-704.
A blink in the progress of BopperBasting™ ... discipline, route to mastery, and portal to the most sweet, the most wanton, of ecstasies.

 

[DiscoBoy]

You're welcome.
I fear, dear DB, that the sessility is in a cranial plate. How can you dictate as you sit typing?

Hunched over and generously drugged.
Looks like there's a rude implication thrown in there. Time to back down from the bopperbasting thread.

 

[dolf250]

I personally know of at least one person who has had three ribs surgically removed as well as both hips dislocated just to be able to bopperbaste. Now THAT is dedication!

 

[chicagosam]

This entire thread is total horseshit.

Quite so, Grasshopper, not only the thread but the practitioners.

"Those that bopperbast alone must also bait the master alone."—Confuseus

 

[TurkeyWithaSunburn]

A good question, and a familiar one.
Here is an exchange from November 1st of three years ago:




Three years, X-704.
A blink in the progress of BopperBasting™ ... discipline, route to mastery, and portal to the most sweet, the most wanton, of ecstasies.

Ahh I posted "What is it? :33:" and then remembered that Buddhist thing about being free from desire so deleted my question.

When the thread first was posted I just accepted, those in the know know, those outside the circle don't. :smile: Curiosity got the best of me this time.

Based on the description you gave there, I can only imagine KirkJ is a practitioner. :yikes: I've been watching too many gross videos lately.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Hunched over and generously drugged.

Hmmm. Sounds interesting. Wazzup?
(As for any lamentable spikiness in our presentation, you must understand b-basters are terrified of exceptional precocity. We have seen too many hotshots, stars in their eyes, injured far, far too soon.)

"Those that bopperbast alone must also bait the master alone."—Confuseus

Ah, but solitary bopperbasting, as you should know, is the rare exception, Sam ... hardly the 'norm.'

I personally know of at least one person who has had three ribs surgically removed as well as both hips dislocated just to be able to bopperbaste. Now THAT is dedication!

Yes, I suppose.
But such people are perhaps not meant to b-baste, dolf.
Yes, it is a fine thing ... but it is not the only fine thing.
Done well, it finds a perfect balance between addiction and freedom.
Too much desire, and the addiction wins out.
(Not to mention that our bodies are in a real sense our temples ... and it is against the principles of b-basting to defile what The August Ones have given us.)
See x704's post below.

Ahh I posted "What is it? :33:" and then remembered that Buddhist thing about being free from desire so deleted my question.

When the thread first was posted I just accepted, those in the know know, those outside the circle don't. :smile: Curiosity got the best of me this time.

Based on the description you gave there, I can only imagine KirkJ is a practitioner. :yikes: I've been watching too many gross videos lately.

Yes, he is a practitioner, of long date and high attainment.
But x704, let's put all cards on the table.
You say curiosity got the better of you, the neophyte?
We know you began well, 13 years ago, one of the youngest ever.
You went to FK-4 in an almost unruffled march towards mastery.
Your upward trajectory was breathtaking.
Some 'neophyte.'
And then you stopped.
And not merely stopped, but disappeared, totally.
What was it, x-704?
Fear? Ennui (one hopes not)?
Or had you some sudden apprehension of dark forces competing with the light?
Why is b-basting so unjustly uneven in its allocations of benefit, of destiny fulfilled, of delight?
In fine, did you have knowedge of which even the Ugorjik Council was unaccountably innocent?
I think, so many years later, it is time to speak.
Past time, if I may say ...

 

[thorprep]

This makes me think back to that particular summer in my youth when my girlfriend and I together discovered sex for the frst time. We'd spend days on end in the old guest house trying to unlock the infinite variations of stimulation and coupling. These efforts frequently required much flexibility, imagination, stamina, and significant physical endowment. Alas, on occasion, our enthusiasm would be defeated by our ignorance or inexperience.

It was many years later, while living in France with a Nepalese beauty that I finally acheived the promise of those distant summer days. My mountain mistress guided me past those same limitations until I could bopperbaste. (It was then that I realized that my gf and I had inadvertantly come close to bopperbasting those many years before.)

I no longer am able due to my bad knees and reduced flexibilty. But the memory of bopperbasting merges bittersweet emotions of nostalgia and past achievement.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

(It was then that I realized that my gf and I had inadvertantly come close to bopperbasting those many years before.)

Yup. Funny thing, ain't it, thorprep ... it's not so much the actual positions, as the placement of focus and the control of breathing.

I no longer am able due to my bad knees and reduced flexibilty. But the memory of bopperbasting merges bittersweet emotions of nostalgia and past achievement.

I hear yuh.
I, too, sadly, speak of b-basting mostly in the past tense.
I can still canuflect, but beyond that, the prospect of tissue tearing is terribly inhibiting.
Some things are for our salad days alone, I guess.
'Bittersweet.'
Yup, I hear you.

 

[tren5pw88]

Fuck all of you.

 

[Novaboy]

It was bobberbasting that first brought me to LPSG. I was eager to try, but after reading the posts and speaking to several experienced basters I decided that I needed to wait until I was more comfortable with the kinetic sciences before I tried it in person. At least I can watch the videos.

 

[B_hardasarokkk]

Confusus say....

"the Ox is slow but the field will wait", so it is with great Bopperblasting exponents.

Mike (wanhunglowe)

 

[ninerr]

This is ridiculous!

 

[chicagosam]

Fuck all of you.

Are you sure you're up to the task? It's a large membership.:biggrin1:

Wny not stick to basic bopperbasting?

See Señor Rubirosa's definitive guide Bopperbasting for Dummies, and also see the late Lordpendragon's The Complete Idiots Guide To Bopperbasting.

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

See Señor Rubirosa's definitive guide Bopperbasting for Dummies, and also see the late Lordpendragon's The Complete Idiots Guide To Bopperbasting.

Thank you, chi.
Two points, though.
First, the late Lordpendragon? He's now on the other side? First I heard of it. This quite ambushes me, chi.
Second, you forget the revisionist but oh-so-funny Bopperbasting Made Sleazy, an anti-classic if there ever was one, but accessible for complete novices.

 

[Gillette]

Confucius say, "Spell name right".

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Confucius say, "Spell name right".

U tryn 2 confucious?

 

[Gillette]

U tryn 2 confucious?

Just the Fu(s).:wink:

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Just the Fu(s).:wink:

Oh, but there's a lot of those.:tongue:

 

[chicagosam]

Oh, but there's a lot of those.:tongue:

And always appropriately given.

 

[MGTuohey]

I just got b-basted..damn.. I should have stretched first.