This Friday I am going to be competing in an athletic event that will be televised on ESPN2. I'll be wearing red spandex compression shorts (it's part of the uniform) and I have a decision to make. I can either do the politically correct and anatomically incorrect (think "Ken" doll) thing and pretend I don't have a penis at all. Or I can fluff a little bit and try emphasize my bulge as much as possible. For the record I have a moderate but not absurd flaccid hang (see gallery). Below are two examples of pictures that I have been in, sporting both looks.