Butt etiquette

[Matthew]

Dont let the door hit you in the ass

Why not? - He might enjoy it! :biggrin1:

Doubt it, he probably thinks doors should be submissive too! lol

To answer the OP's question; if you think you can slip it in my arse without stretching and lubing me first, you totally deserve the kick in the nuts I will deliver. Case closed.

Ha ha, you guys are hysterical. Thanks for the laughs. This has actually turned into a pretty good thread. Some really smart and funny responses.

:beerchug2:

 

[BigA]

yeah, that is really some razor sharp wit

 

[Rubenesque]

yeah, that is really some razor sharp wit

Well you'd have been able to join in if you hadn't foolishly chosen 2" over those extra 20 iq points. You'd have had an iq of..... 20 then! :biggrin1:

 

[jeff black]

yeah, that is really some razor sharp wit

Yah, the sarcasm, it isn't as cute or funny as some of the other people, BigA.

It kinda comes off offensive and rude.

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Big A Whats the A STAND FOR?

 

[BigA]

Well you'd have been able to join in if you hadn't foolishly chosen 2" over those extra 20 iq points. You'd have had an iq of..... 20 then! :biggrin1:

So ur saying i would need an iq of 20 to make jokes that clever... u got me there

 

[BigA]

Big A Whats the A STAND FOR?

ask lordpendragon

 

[Rubenesque]

Big A Whats the A STAND FOR?

Noooooo don't ask that, last time someone asked that he got all cross! lol

 

[Rubenesque]

So ur saying i would need an iq of 20 to make jokes that clever... u got me there

No... just saying you'd need an IQ.... period!

 

[Mr. Snakey]

Noooooo don't ask that, last time someone asked that he got all cross! lol[/quote If we cant kid each other who can we kid?:tongue:

 

[BigA]

I took back the comment you objected to yet the insults just keep flying... go figure

 

[Rubenesque]

What can I say BigA - I just don't like you :smile:

 

[BigA]

all right well have u ever thoughbt about laying off that exquisite British cuisine? Wherever u got the idea that big is beautiful is beyond me. Talk about a euphism

 

[Rubenesque]

all right well have u ever thoughbt about laying off that exquisite British cuisine? Wherever u got the idea that big is beautiful is beyond me. Talk about a euphism

Talk about a what???

Do you mean you don't want me BigA? Oh no... I think my heart is breaking!!

Oh, panic over - it was just indigestion from too much beans on toast :smile:

 

[BigA]

It's not that I don't want you, but anyone who does must have some kind of sick fetish. Has anyone asked you to squeal like a piggie during sex?

 

[Rubenesque]

LOL can't say they have BigA.

Has anyone ever told you you have a very immature line in insults? Bless ya little malformed brain. D- must try harder

 

[Nitrofiend]

all right well have u ever thoughbt about laying off that exquisite British cuisine? Wherever u got the idea that big is beautiful is beyond me. Talk about a euphism

euphism - Definitions from Dictionary.com

It's not even a euphemism by definition. Stop trying to sound smart, or at least use the grossly misspelled "word" in the proper context. It's just a phrase or expression.

 

[Nitrofiend]

It's not that I don't want you, but anyone who does must have some kind of sick fetish. Has anyone asked you to squeal like a piggie during sex?

Fat jokes? I guess that's that brilliant wit coming through. You've just quite successfully invalidated yourself.

 

[BigA]

"Big beautiful woman" is a euphemism for fatass. I don't know what you don't understand about the definition. Try re-reading it. Where did i say i had brilliant wit? If she can insult penis size and intelligence then i think her weight is fair game.

 

[Lordpendragon]

"Big beautiful woman" is a euphemism for fatass.

And TWAT is a euphemism for what you are BigA.

BTW, she wasn't insulting your penis size; she was saying that you would have been better with 20 extra IQ points rather than the two extra inches.

I suppose that the fact that you have missed all the humour and subtlety rather proves her point.