Can a well-hung man be a ballet dancer?

[KinkGuy]

Great!!!!!!!!!! jonb! Now I'll have that stupid fucking song stuck in my head for days!!!!!!!

It's a small world after all......ok, not the right venue for THAT song!

 

[jonb]

I always hated that ride. Actually, I hate a lot of Disneyland.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by monstro@Oct 11 2004, 10:01 PM
Can a well-hung man be a ballet dancer?

Yes! I've been taking classes and I love it.

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Well, Peter, you've answered question #2: Can a straight man be a ballet dancer? LOL (Yeah, yeah ... I know that Mikhail Baryshnikov is heterosexual.)

 

[madame_zora]

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper+Nov 11 2004, 02:31 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(DoubleMeatWhopper &#064; Nov 11 2004, 02:31 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'><!--QuoteBegin-monstro@Oct 11 2004, 10:01 PM
Can a well-hung man be a ballet dancer?

Yes&#33;      I&#39;ve been taking classes and I love it.

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Well, Peter, you&#39;ve answered question #2: Can a straight man be a ballet dancer? LOL (Yeah, yeah ... I know that Mikhail Baryshnikov is heterosexual.)

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Dammit, he was my early childhood hero, and far too hot to be str8, wouldn&#39;t you say?

 

[jeepwranglerboi]

Originally posted by madame_zora+Nov 16 2004, 08:55 AM--><div class='quotetop'>QUOTE(madame_zora &#064; Nov 16 2004, 08:55 AM)</div><div class='quotemain'>

Originally posted by DoubleMeatWhopper@Nov 11 2004, 02:31 AM
<!--QuoteBegin-monstro

@Oct 11 2004, 10:01 PM
Can a well-hung man be a ballet dancer?

Yes&#33;      I&#39;ve been taking classes and I love it.

[post=258996]Quoted post[/post]​

Well, Peter, you&#39;ve answered question #2: Can a straight man be a ballet dancer? LOL (Yeah, yeah ... I know that Mikhail Baryshnikov is heterosexual.)

[post=263296]Quoted post[/post]​

Dammit, he was my early childhood hero, and far too hot to be str8, wouldn&#39;t you say?

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Well, he did date Liza Minnelli for a while but her record isn&#39;t the best with dating straight men. To my knowledge Mikhail Baryshnikov is straight and is known for his affairs within the ballet world with pretty corpes and principal female dancers.

 

[viviv]

interesting topic, i always wondered why male ballet dancers had those enormous bulges. but padding makes sense.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by jeepwranglerboi@Nov 16 2004, 10:08 PM
To my knowledge Mikhail Baryshnikov is straight and is known for his affairs within the ballet world with pretty corpes and principal female dancers.

I got my information from someone in the ballet community who assures me that Misha is indeed straight and has caught a lot of shit because of it. Imagine: a niche of the world where the heterosexual man faces discrimination. Ain&#39;t that a kick in the head? (Please note: it is not likely that you&#39;ll ever see a post by me with the word ain&#39;t in it again unless I&#39;m discussing someone&#39;s bad grammar&#33

 

[Simon9]

I&#39;m sure you&#39;re forgiven. As long as you ain&#39;t gonna do it again...D&#39;OH&#33;

 

[jonb]

Apparently "ain&#39;t" is an archaic first-person singular present active indicative.

etymonline

I ain&#39;t surprised that it&#39;s proper English.

 

[madame_zora]

Please stop using bad grammar while I&#39;m fantasizing about Baryshnikov, it just ain&#39;t fittin&#39;.

 

[jonb]

Actually, I used ain&#39;t properly.

 

[KinkGuy]

You guys ain&#39;t really gonna&#39; keep this bad usages of the king&#39;s english goin&#39; much longer, are ya&#39;? It&#39;s ain&#39;t just right, ya&#39;ll.

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Originally posted by KinkGuy@Nov 20 2004, 12:37 AM
You guys ain&#39;t really gonna&#39; keep this bad usages of the king&#39;s english goin&#39; much longer, are ya&#39;? It&#39;s ain&#39;t just right, ya&#39;ll.

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Don&#39;t worry &#39;bout it none. I done been chewed out fer it. :blink:

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Youse all are driving me nuts with this butchery upon the queen&#39;s english, and I don&#39;t wanna hear no more of it&#33;&#33;&#33; :wacko:

 

[dancinfool]

getting back to the thread.... haha

well, i know that well hung guys can be professional ballet dancers-

i am a dancer, i do everything from ballet to modern to hip hop (music videos and such)

dance belts (which are basically thing backed jock straps) come in all sorts of sizes and i have found a few styles that accomodate my penis quite well and actually make it looks a little more fitting on my body.

 

[13788]

dayne: :blink: It used to be dance belts were basicaly designed to flatten everything out and were pure misery to wear if you were larger than average or even average. I remember one show at a small Baptist college that required we wear tights but had a tunic affair that was long enough to provide modesty. One of the fellows thought to get away with a jock strap under his tights and tunic. First dress rehearsal he bowed with his back to the audience. It wasn&#39;t pretty.

I believe the President and Mrs. Reagon went to see Nureyev dance some years ago. It was a scandal when he received them on stage wearing the lined metal mesh dance belt he wore to perform in. Even today, it is still gauche to allow the full physical shape to be outlined. Hence you will usual find the light padded lining that is used for what discretion a costume might allow. But, at least now they allow for what is there. When you say your prayers, say thank you for the change, those of you who dance today.

A little story that is a little off the subject but is fun, and very, very true. One company used to have every one throw their tights into a common barrel when the were done performing where they could be check for damage and washed regularly. Regularly did not mean washed after every performance. The lead dancer, a horndog, found he had crabs. He danced several performance with them before they became noticeable. The result was the majority of the cast had the opportunity to share the gift he received from his latest plaything. Trust me, he paid. You don&#39;t want the rest of the company to have a fervent desire to castrate you, especially the women&#33;