ConanTheBarber
Legendary Member
Did you hear the one about the Moyel who worked for tips?
Mohel?
You're gonna put the googlers in our midst into cardiac arrest.
Did you hear the one about the Moyel who worked for tips?
Did you hear the one about the Moyel who worked for tips?
^ You were spot on with your diagnosis in an earlier iconic thread....
Yeah. My Jewish friends tell me he's a cut above.
I didn't miss the point of the thread, it's here to mock those who are aggrieved at having part of their manhood removed unnecessarily.
Yeah, while you're tossing them around:
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Some guys are traumatised, but spare a thought for the poor persons (me!), who are transfixed by certain "modified" members.
I've never had the pleasure of a cut penis, but I have my eye on one in particular. Whom should I sue?
I hate being cut - Mutilation is the only word for it. What a way to treat a 7 year old - funk you all who had a part of it.
ya know is not loose skin. is a slip/slide back and forth thing. just a longer sleeve for the penis shaft to move in.
from what i've felt with me boy, seen when he uses his fleshlight.
the boy's foreskin covers about half his glans when he's fully erect.
usually any messing around slips the foreskin down to expose his glans, and kinda catches behind the sulcus.
so... how i figure it works:
penetration rolls the foreskin back from the glans. since the glans are usually moist/slick *well, the boy's is* the dry/outer skin is outside me jenny.. the slick inner foreskin/glans are the first peen bits in.. is lubed bits on/in lubed bits.
urm, size issues usually prevent the boy from going full length in one stroke... so this bit might not be typical.... on the short intro strokes his shaft skin is pressed up against my vaginal opening, and bit cover over/around by labia/inner labia. so when he penetrates deeper the outer skin gets wetter, well down his length. by the time he's in to his full length the outer skin has.. urm, marinated? in Jenny.. so nothing but easy slide.
any free skin kind of works as a cushion/buffer at the opening of me jenny. in stroke/out stroke are both full contact with his cock. i can feel the ridge of his glans flicking my cervix, so is not covered by foreskin. with the boy, there isn't the same level of friction/rub.. a bonus for me.
also seems to keep the thicker/creamer heavy fucking lube inside, makes it possible to fuck for hours with less irritation.
Yeah.
Lesson: there is NO room for a sense of humor in a circ thread.
You want to think you have a good reason to care so much about your own foreskin. You don't want to think you have some kind of mental issue for being that way.
One could almost believe that parents who choose to cut part OFF their son's penis are channelling, if not hatred, at least jealousy, of him. To resent them for that is at least reciprocity.It seems perfectly healthy to Fuzzy to channel one's hatred for their parents through their penis.![]()
Some super scientific reasons for circumcision:
Hitler was uncircumcised:
Look at all of the problems that caused the world. Do you really want your kid to cause another war?
Lawsuits:
We should have a central, automated foreskinning factory where all the parents could bring their babies for a quick cut and foreskins saved to make belts and such. No more doctors to sue.
Oral Sex:
If you want the girls to go down on you, you gotta trim the forest and lop off the tip as part of regular grooming.
The Blight:
After WWI, soldiers carried the blight around the world in their foreskins. You don't want foreskins to cause another world epidemic, do you?
He'll look Jewish:
He'll be popular and everyone will want to borrow money from him.
Equality:
If you’re gonna get mutilated, it's only fair that Joe does too, right?
STD's:
Circumcision protects your baby from getting crabs
Cancer:
Cancer, cancer, cancer…. Cancer!
Masturbation:
Circumcision causes a total loss in penile sensation… so you'll never have to endure "the talk" due to an accidental bedroom encounter.
It grows back:
When you eventually need your foreskin for those long, cold winters, it'll be there.
Dad is cut:
Sure, you hate dad. But do you hate him so much that you're willing to endure a lifetime of foreskin?
Efficiency:
No need to drag around all that extra weight. You'll feel fresh and rejuvenated after a breezy circumcision. Your friends will ask if you've been working out.
Jesus would do it:
'nuff said there.
Autonomy:
Don't burden your baby with the choice. You should make it for them.
Phymosis:
It sounds fatal.
Female Genital Mutilation:
Even the girls are doing it.
It seems perfectly healthy to Fuzzy to channel one's hatred for their parents through their penis.![]()
Exactly ! It's a VERY old and tired topic and I just wish it would go away. Seriously, if being circumcised as a newborn has messed up your life that much, get some fucking therapy.