so u were in for a sperm donation huh ;-) or was that before viagra was on the market ? ;-):tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue:
Comments from doctor?
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so u were in for a sperm donation huh ;-) or was that before viagra was on the market ? ;-):tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue::tongue:
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I think a real professional would have said, "Don't worry about it, happens all the time"
REAL professionals don't comment on it because it makes the patient feel uncomfortable.
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Agreed. I can't believe how many doctors feel the need to comment on size according to people on lpsg.
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The only comment I've gotten was being asked about being cut. I'm in Prague where 98% of the guys are uncut so I guess this doc was curious as he went through his litany of questions during an annual physical. I was lying on my back as he was pushing my stomach and pubic area and rolling my balls between his fingers. He lifted my cock slightly and looked at the scar and the underside when he asked about it. As he asked I began to quickly grow. I told him I was cut at birth, something typical in the mid 50s in the US. He just when on with the exam asking me to spread my legs a little so he could check my prostate. A fitting "next step" while I had a full boner. I watched his eyes and he did glance at my cock which was oozing precum but was very professional in every way. The exam ended, he handed me paper towels to wipe my ass and told me to get dressed and come back to his office to finalize things. The exam went off without a hitch and all is well.
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Only once have I had a doctor verbally comment on the size of my penis. However, I have raised several sets of eyebrows after becoming erect during an exam. Several times I have become completely hard while naked and lying flat on the exam table. In both cases the doctors quickly placed a towel or gown across my genitals. On another occassion, an old family doctor stated "you're just like your father" after he asked me to remove my underwear.
I've only had to get naked once for a doctor so far but it was pretty funny. When I took off my boxers she laughed and said congratulations.
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The latest comment was in November. I went for my 6 month kidney stone checkup. Doc said I had one halfway down the left ureter. He didn't think I'd be able to pass it. I said, "If I can get it down to the bladder I can pass it.". He replied, "I know you can.". Oooo nice to get an affirmation now and then from somebody in the know. :wink:
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Like Hootie, I had gone in to the urologist following a kidney stone. In the exam room we had a conversation about how everything is working "down there", and since I'm in my 40s he was asking about sex and if there were any E.D. problems, I told him I didn't have any problems. The conversation ended, and he told me to stand up and drop my pants and underwear. After dropping trou, he said, "well, I guess size isn't an issue for you.", or something along those lines. I just kinda smiled, and didn't know how to respond.
But let me tell you all this - kidney stones hurt like hell.
But let me tell you all this - kidney stones hurt like hell.
First off, I'm a real doctor, and a gay one to boot, so some of these comments are really, really creepy and are weirding me out ! Do I ever comment on a guy's size? Never. And as one who sees upwards of 6-7 peckers a day, rest assured boys, most of you guys ain't that big anyway. Next, the center of the gay universe, the foreskin. Yes, I always pull them back for a good look. As in, any rashes, funny spots, scars, putrid odors, swollen meatus (piss slit), you know, abnormal, pathological stuff. Does the guy have phimosis, and can't pull back and thinks that is normal? (And sorry, it's wishful thinking that "stretching" and steroids can cure phimosis. They can't and don't. Before flaming me, just remember, I'm the guy with the board certification, not you). This is the part of the exam where you can ask if there are problems or fears. Yes you are vulnerable at that point, which is why you can talk here. We have heard it all and seen it all, multiple times. It is difficult, but not impossible, to shock us. Balls: One guy wrote that he was once asked if his balls were always that big. It's a good medical question. I posed the identical question to a patient about 6 months ago. (I didn't say balls, I used the proper term, and was well understood) Any of you ever hear of a hydrocele? Basically it is a water sack around a testicle, it can enlarge, enormously, so knowing the time frame of our well endowed friend is not a sexually prying question. Small testes, similar question was posed. Very small nuts, peanut size to be exact is not normal. If the guy has a normal pubic bush, arm pit hair, leg hair, and a normal, properly developed penis but small testes it tells me, 9 out of 10 times, that either the guy is using steroids or he only has 2 molecules of testosterone to his name. Either way, the condition would be abnormal, and if you don't look and don't ask, you don't find out. Do I/we get sexually turned on? Jeez, you've got to be kidding! I am about as turned on sexually during a genital exam as I am when checking out strep infected tonsils. Sorry to burst some bubbles, but that's how it goes in the real world.
Oh, one last point - your underwear. Boxers/briefs don't matter, just be sure you are clean, like your mothers told you, no road tracks please, or dingy yellow sagging stuff. Thanx. Now back to the entertainment.
Oh, one last point - your underwear. Boxers/briefs don't matter, just be sure you are clean, like your mothers told you, no road tracks please, or dingy yellow sagging stuff. Thanx. Now back to the entertainment.
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i think that a doctor should have a comfortable relationship with his patient- and for the most part one of those skills should be developing some ability to read people.
When in doubt, say nothing. If the conversation is casual, a casual, good natured comment is appropriate. As for me, I wouldn't be creeped out by a simple compliment from someone whom I am paying to give his professional opinion on my body.
"Looking good or looks like everything works" isn't creepy- its acknowledging the fact that i am standing bareassed naked in front of him, and that my semi-wood is on display! I think it would be wierder for him to NOT say anything- it's like there's an elephant in the room (pun intended) and no one is saying anything about it.
If you're standing naked next to your buddy at the health club gym, seeing his hairy nuts is probably a fairly regular thing- so it's not anything 'new,' worth commenting on. Think about it- when your work associate comes in dressed in a new jacket, shoes or carrying a new backpack, don't you say something? I know I do- it's NORMAL to do so.
Compare that to my doctor whom I see once every 3 or 4 months- and naked maybe once or twice a year. If something needs to be said- I WANT HIM TO SAY IT. It's called communication.
There's a difference between tickling my balls and just making a good-natured comment that puts me at-ease. I'm cool with that.
When in doubt, say nothing. If the conversation is casual, a casual, good natured comment is appropriate. As for me, I wouldn't be creeped out by a simple compliment from someone whom I am paying to give his professional opinion on my body.
"Looking good or looks like everything works" isn't creepy- its acknowledging the fact that i am standing bareassed naked in front of him, and that my semi-wood is on display! I think it would be wierder for him to NOT say anything- it's like there's an elephant in the room (pun intended) and no one is saying anything about it.
If you're standing naked next to your buddy at the health club gym, seeing his hairy nuts is probably a fairly regular thing- so it's not anything 'new,' worth commenting on. Think about it- when your work associate comes in dressed in a new jacket, shoes or carrying a new backpack, don't you say something? I know I do- it's NORMAL to do so.
Compare that to my doctor whom I see once every 3 or 4 months- and naked maybe once or twice a year. If something needs to be said- I WANT HIM TO SAY IT. It's called communication.
There's a difference between tickling my balls and just making a good-natured comment that puts me at-ease. I'm cool with that.
I went to get an STD test because of a condom breaking during sex. So my doctor has her back turned to me and starts going through cabinets and asks if I was sure I was using the right size condoms. So I told her that the condom I broke was a Magnum XL She dropped something and she turned and gave me this look like I was lying. Then when she went to swab me she kinda just held my dick (which was soft) just staring at it for a minute. After all was said and done and she got my blood and she was laughing and says "Well you might wanna start getting custom fit condoms."
I definately agree! I had stones in 1991. Lipotripsy was done. I think the procedures are simpler now.
Fortunately I have not had any problems since. I did quit drinking "colored" soft drinks though at the advice of my doctor.
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To GayDoc, as is with many cases in life that I've seen, homosexuals seem to be far less inappropriate than heterosexuals. Some gay guys don't like looking at other dudes in the shower, because they don't want to develop an erection. Straight dudes are always pecker checkers and often commenters. I'm glad you are so formal with your clients, but not everyone is, and some doctors do sexualize it; like someone I know who was jacked off by a doctor. Later he couldn't find the doctor anywhere (he was 15 and it made him very happy since he was very attracted to him) and he couldn't find him; so we assume his license was revoked and rightfully so. He didn't feel victimized though, he loved it, and his doctor was sexy.
when I was younger I played basketball, and every year a physical was required, and had the same doctor for 4 years. one year I believe I was 16, late Sept physical, the doctor said, "you have advanced into manhood..... significantly". over that summer my cock had reached its adult size pretty much. it more than doubled in thickness, and my balls got huge. it had gotten longer after the previous physical, and like I said, over the summer, my cock got thick and my balls grew huge. I remember at one point in the summer my balls were itching, and I thought I had poison ivy. my older brother saw me scratching my nuts, and thought poison ivy too. he got the calamine, and I dropped my shorts. my brother said you got big balls like dad. I think the growth spurt made my sack grow tight.
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