Cum amount?

I actually had to cum in a cup for a sperm analysis. When the nurse called with the results she was like :eek: "that is alot!" She said average was equivalent to about 1-2Tbs and that I shot about 6Tbs. She also said my sperm count was through the roof at nearly 1.2 billion with 91% motility; average is 40%.
 
BRMSTN69: with that count I don't care if shes on the pill, shot or the patch use a condom!!!
 
joeyeight: Once again I see the need to inject a reality check into these fanciful discussions of 18 inch penises and half cups of semen.

The amount of semen ejaculated in the adult human male is between 2 and 6 milliliters. Average is 3.5 milliliters. This is accepted medical fact, gathered in labratory conditions, not internet fantasy conditions. A tablespoon is 15 milliliters. There are 32 tablespoons per 8 ounce cupful. We have all kinds of claims here. I am not sure where nurse is getting her information on average volume being 1 to 2 TABLESPOONS.... perhaps teaspoons would be more accurate.

for a lesson on simple measures, see the link for metric conversions of volume measurements.

http://www.ces.uga.edu/pubcd/B931.htm#Table%201

Oh and for all the 12" and over penis owners on the board, bear in mind that the average length of a man's forearm from elbow to wrist is only NINE inches before you get all carried away. :p

I actually have eight inches exactly, not a fraction less nor more, measured the accepted way and believe it or not, most women I have been with over the years have stated it is the largest penis they have ever had. That fits with most current studies that show an average of 6" with a standard deviation of 1"- (1.e. only 1/2 of one percent of the male population would have a penis 3" or shorter or 9" or longer). And of course there are a number of you who are larger.... the question is just how many standard deviations from average that you claim to be. :unsure:

Of course I have seen flaccid ones I would assume would be larger than mine when erect in locker rooms on occasion and quite often what appears larger when erect in porn, but even John Holmes only actually measured 10 3/4", despite marketing claims of 13" and up, and the only porn stars who significantly drawfed him were later shown to be wearing prosthetics (example- Long Dong Silver) In fact, a freind who worked for an adult toy company admited they routinely increased the "molded from porn star's cock" dildos by anywhere from 10- 20% because as he told me, "the average porn star is 10-20% shorter in height than the average man.... they are all pretty much munchkins".
 
Sperm/Semen volumne can be measured very easily. Using a condom conduct an intense ejaculation either by sexual activity or self pleasuring. All the contents to cool down and pour into a teaspoon. If you fill more than one teaspoon, continue placing the sperm in the spoons. If your are confident of tremendous amounts, line up a dozen teaspoons and start pouring.

Please do not place any jelly or other contents in side the condom prior to or after the one complete ejaculation. Let us all be fair about this. Now, I have to go and do my own personal research. I know that I do not shoot near as much as most here, but the amount has allowed me to sire several children. Will report back later.
 
LoveGirl:
Originally posted by hung@Jun 21 2004, 06:56 PM
Sperm/Semen volumne can be measured very easily. Using a condom conduct an intense ejaculation either by sexual activity or self pleasuring. All the contents to cool down and pour into a teaspoon. If you fill more than one teaspoon, continue placing the sperm in the spoons. If your are confident of tremendous amounts, line up a dozen teaspoons and start pouring.

Please do not place any jelly or other contents in side the condom prior to or after the one complete ejaculation. Let us all be fair about this. Now, I have to go and do my own personal research. I know that I do not shoot near as much as most here, but the amount has allowed me to sire several children. Will report back later.
*OFF TOPIC*

It's better for the world if you adopt from poor countries like China instead of having your own children.
 
hungcajun10x8: I Cum so much that most of my partners find it disgusting, How much is too much for you guys?
 
BRMSTN69: give me a pearl necklass, facial, or a complete shower :D I don't mind!!!
 
Originally posted by LoveGirl@Jun 21 2004, 01:37 PM
*OFF TOPIC*

It's better for the world if you adopt from poor countries like China instead of having your own children.
Yeah, then you rear kids to buy everything they see with almond eyes instead of round eyes. That's the bigger Malthusian problem: Not the number of people themselves, as the fact that some countries use up enough resources for 300 milllion of them to equal 7.5 billion Third Worlders.
 
Research Results: June 22, abt 6:45 P.M. Local. Intense sexual activity. Produced 1/2 teaspoon sperm/semen. Project completed in accordance with my June 21 post on measurement of sperm/semen.
 
joeyeight: Not only hung, but honest!

1/2 teaspoon would be fully in accordance with published research as each teaspoon contains 5 ML, and the range of volume for adult male ejaculations was 2 to 6 ML, with an average of 3 ML

I also believe you when you say you are 8 1/4" long.... some of these others swinging supposed 12" penises and squirting half soupcans full of cum are drinking too long at the fantasy fountain.
 
bobinfla: Never measured but I think I shoot an above average amount. After finishing inside my ex-fiance she said "you sure know how to put out a fire".
 
Originally posted by Antin@Jun 21 2004, 03:02 PM
I actually had to cum in a cup for a sperm analysis. When the nurse called with the results she was like :eek: "that is alot!" She said average was equivalent to about 1-2Tbs and that I shot about 6Tbs. She also said my sperm count was through the roof at nearly 1.2 billion with 91% motility; average is 40%.
I should correct my statement....she said it was over 6ML not 6Tbs....not good with conversion of wieghts and measures :p
 
I had to give a semen sample for IVF a while ago. The g/f at the time had to jerk me off into a tinynecked container and I must say the volume impressed me, my g/f and the nurse who took the sample. She laughed with my g/f ' we don't usually get that much'. as for the vid clip (earlier) well LOL This is obviously a latex/milk infusion into the bladder. For really long spurts get your partner to put her finger over half the hole as you ejaculate. It'll hit next doors roof