Dane Cook

Hey, add Ryan Renolds to this. He's always struck me as very gay as well.

Just throw him over the fence if you don't want him. One man's garbage is another man's treasure.

...and Reynolds definitely has a nice bottom. I don't need to ask Alanis.
 
Hey, add Ryan Renolds to this. He's always struck me as very gay as well.

Ryan Reynolds isn't gay. He just looks like he would suck a dick and lick an asshole. :eek: That is all.

I like his sense of humor as well. WAITING, National Lampoon's VAN WILDER, and BLADE: TRINITY was good. DEFINATELY, MAYBE was REALLY good.
 
I hate Dane Cook, but it's not his fault. I can't blame a shitty comedian for being shitty. Instead I blame so many people for having horrible taste and making him famous. Fuck does he suck.

Agreed.

I watched the same Comedy Central special last night; he's TERRIBLE!


Man, I thought Dane Cook was funny. He does walk around on stage like he sucked Starbucks Coffee cock before going on. He seems wired but I like that.

He has me laughing my ass off. Especially when he talks about waking up and his gay roommate is sucking him off. And the gay roommate was apologizing...and Dane Cook tells him to "shut up and keep sucking that cock!" :rofl:

He looks like he would have a big penis and a really nice ass...which I guess people would think that he is gay. Hehehe.
 
Um ... well ... that's what I meant. I just feared I'd feel too gay to come out and say the bastard has a great ass! LOL :biggrin1: (In case you didn't read between the lines, most black guys have great asses too, lol.)

duh! lol....i was agreeing with you!
 
I used to like Dane back when h first got a COmedy Central Prsents spot. His comedy was original, you could relate to it, and it was ridiculously farfetched like it is now. Plus he became a total fad in my school, and every1's vocabulary was filled with dane cook quotes. fucking annoying
 
So Dane Cook came into my work tonight, I work in sherman oaks, he was with some cute little blond. They were all over each other. Now I dont know if she had him a little excited or what the deal was...BUT he was sportin a massive bulge the entire time he was in there.....I tried to be sneaky and I dont think he caught me but yea i was lookin! haha....very nice guy...first time ever seeing him in person...he has bad skin on the face tho....which makeup tends to cover up....
 
yea ok what? u dont believe me? psh! fine.....why not? we get celebs comin in at least every other day.....u dont think celebs go out? wtf.....its a perk of workin on ventura....
 
yea ok what? u dont believe me? psh! fine.....why not? we get celebs comin in at least every other day.....u dont think celebs go out? wtf.....its a perk of workin on ventura....

Sadly Woogexx, and for no reason I can discern, people who seek out information on how someone is put together never seem to believe that anyone other than themselves could possibly be privy to that information when it does come to light. I wish I could understand why every photo that appears is immediately declared photoshopped, every eyewitness account is declared fraudlent, and any story of personal interaction is decried as fantasy fiction. I wish I understood all that just as much as I want to know why there are people who actually do photoshop, lie about viewings, and treat fantasies as truth. I also want to know why there are several men here that swear that they are more than double the measured average in size, a measurement in and of itself statistically rare, yet have somehow never managed to post a single picture of the marvels they so proudly tout. There is more, but I try not to think about it too much, and instead just keep to my own fantasies. If you say you saw DC with a huge bulge, that is enough for me, and I will simply fantasize about being there too :smile:

PS, I didn't really mean to go on that long. I've been writing essays all night, and can't break the habit... :biggrin1:
 
I seem him as bad boy hot but his humor just doesn't do it for me ... seems he's working the material too hard and the laughs are forced ... but comedy can be very subjective ...
 
I'd gladly be the center of a Dane Cook/Ryan Reynolds sandwich!
Bring it.


Could be hot, but it would be better to have them one at a time and make the other watch... hehehe... They're both delicious... YUMMMMMM

Not that I've thought about it or anything.....:sgrin: