Dane Cook

[midlifebear]

Well, you know what they say about us gay people. We "recruit" the young and those we cannot recruit we kill and eat. Sorry that someone in the entertainment business bothers you because they "seem" gay. I'll spread the word and make sure everyone who is gay kills them self just so you can feel better about your life.

 

[yngjock20]

I wouldn't have a problem with Dane Cook being a poofta' because then that would justify my reason to masturbate to his Viscious Circle comedy special.

His ass looks like a perfectly baked cake and I'd eat that shit all night long. I'd eat his ass until he needed to use carmex on his hole.

Maybe Seth Rogan can fuck me in the ass while I eat Dane out and Russel Brand whispers silly shit in my ear until we all have a unified ironicomedic orgasm.

 

[invisibleman]

Maybe Seth Rogan can fuck me in the ass while I eat Dane out and Russel Brand whispers silly shit in my ear until we all have a unified ironicomedic orgasm.

Just as long as I can give Steve Carell a reach around while watching you all get it on. :smile:

 

[B_Nick4444]

I think that Joe Rogan should gay marry him at Caroline's in New York.

I would't mind being in on that action:biggrin1:

 

[B_Nick4444]

Nobody is worse than Sarah Silverman.:yuck:

what about that Cho beyotch?

 

[ncsudude009]

I hate Dane Cook, but it's not his fault. I can't blame a shitty comedian for being shitty. Instead I blame so many people for having horrible taste and making him famous. Fuck does he suck.

you nailed it

 

[D_skeaflea]

I saw Dane Cook in HD when he was a guest on Conan once. He's really ugly when you can get a good look at him, and he can't act worth shit.

 

[D_Martin van Burden]

I had a spark of interest in Dane Cook. I remember he did some joke about horny middle-aged women asking for pickles in a Burger King drive-thru, then some Comedy Central special in which he wished for acid spit like the Aliens monsters. I got over him after "Vicious Circle" and his mis-attempts at being in movies.

Margaret Cho, on the other hand: quite funny. She caters a little too hard toward her gay base, but I definitely respect a comedianne who isn't afraid to crossover into cultural commentary. Or totally make fun of her mom's accent.

 

[salinger]

I think Dane knows how to tell a story, he just doesn't have any funny stories. He's like my annoying friends that think they're funny but don't have anything of interest to say so they turn the dial to 11 in order to get more laughs.

I think Sarah Silverman is one of the funniest comedians around right now. Her show is awful. Margaret Cho was funny 10 years ago but she's been telling the same jokes ever since.

And I'd totally fuck Dane.

 

[D_skeaflea]

I think Sarah Silverman is one of the funniest comedians around right now. Her show is awful.

Agreed, and agreed.

"Jewish people driving German cars. . .Jewy people driving German cars. . ."

And I'd totally fuck Dane.

High school and college girls are all about Dane, but they get pretty turned off when they find out that he's uncut.

 

[yngjock20]

The Sarah Silverman Program is a fucking mess and if it weren't for 26 year old hipsters from Williamsburg, that show woulda been off last season.

I thought her episode about Bin Laden was just stupid and frankly most of tthe comedians that guest star on her show think she's funny because they really just want to fuck her.

 

[BiItalianBro]

Sarah Silverman's sense of humor is kind of up my alley. The episode where she was going to sue Mongolia for sexual assault had me on the floor. What I find scary/amusing about her show is that there are people that actually think and act like her character.

 

[salinger]

Seems weird that Dane would be cut since he comes from a big Catholic family. I grew up Catholic and no one was uncut.

 

[midlifebear]

blah, blah, blah deleted Dane Cook.

Margaret Cho, on the other hand: quite funny. She caters a little too hard toward her gay base, but I definitely respect a comedianne who isn't afraid to crossover into cultural commentary. Or totally make fun of her mom's accent.

Madame Cho is a goddess whose own mother thinks her daughter's impersonation of her is very funny. We often lurked about in less well-lit places near Madame Cho's parent's store on the outer reaches of San Francisco's Korea/China Town looking for leather and sligns in all the wrong places and watched Margaret Cho grow into the talent she is. It's quite true her parents kept the magazine rack well-stocked with gay and straight porn through the 70's and 80's.

As for Ms. Silverman, it takes a JAP to be able to thoroughly make fun of JAP culture. If you're not Jewish you are not allowed to make fun of Jews. But fortunately Ms. Silverman is strong enough to dig deep into the most flawed young women of her culture. I'm especially fond of her "I'm Fucking Matt Damon" video. Quite funny. I wish I were fucking Matt Damon. But I'm not a JAP. :redface:

 

[B_starinvestor]

I always thought Dane Cook was gay, but then that rumor came out that he was nailing Jessica Simpson on the set of that stupid department store movie

 

[RcktBoy]

I used to think "eh" about Dane Cook - until I saw this recent photo of him lookin' hot.

 

[DreamGuy55]

Even though he's a douche bag...I want him so bad.

 

[dingdong]

Surely even an average sized erect penis, I mean 5"-6" would create the tent shape from that movie? Why would he even need to stuff unless he is smaller?

 

[invisibleman]

"WHAT THE FUCK TH-TH!?! You finish and you get the fuck out!!!"

That was the best line ever!

Somehow, I think that Dane Cook wasn't joking. HE probably is THTHTH. Hehehe.

 

[D_skeaflea]

Surely even an average sized erect penis.

And he's uncut, too.

Why would he even need to stuff unless he is smaller?

Because showing an actual erection - even if covered - would give the movie an NC-17 rating, that's why.