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When I was single and preparing for a date, when my man has been at sea for months and I expect him, once in a while, so he'll know I was thinking about him all day, and I'm still as eager to be with him as ever:

I spend three or more hours getting ready.

I start with 20 minutes of cardio, followed by masturbating without climax. Then it's time to get pretty.

First I put something acidic (lemon juice, vinegar and water mixture) on my hair and wrap it up in saran wrap, and cover that with a shower cap. Then I wax any unwanted facial hair off. This is followed by either an avocado mask or a clarifying mask.

While the mask sets, I shave my underarms, legs, bikini zone, and trim my pubic hair. I give myself an enema, or three. Then I get into the tub for a soak. While soaking in the sudsy water, I exfoliate my hands and feet, and shape my nails. I push back and trim my cuticles.

I drain the tub, and begin a shower while the water is still trying to drain. I shampoo, rinse, and condition my hair, rinse the mask from my face, cleanse my skin, and apply a sugar scrub to my entire body. I rinse the conditioner from my hair, and any excess scrub from my body. I immediately put a leave-in conditioner into my hair, and something to keep it from getting frizzy.

I wrap up in a towel, and put another towel on my head. I brush-floss-rinse and use a scrub on my face. (I know, I know, never on the same day as a waxing, they say. But it feels so nice, and evens out my coloring, which does get kind of muddled by the waxing.)

Next comes make-up (nail polish?), mousse for my hair, lingerie, a nice outfit, a matching headband, coordinating shoes and purse. By now I'm usually ten minutes late, no matter when I began. :rolleyes:
 

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When I was single and preparing for a date, when my man has been at sea for months and I expect him, once in a while, so he'll know I was thinking about him all day, and I'm still as eager to be with him as ever:

I spend three or more hours getting ready.

I start with 20 minutes of cardio, followed by masturbating without climax. Then it's time to get pretty.

First I put something acidic (lemon juice, vinegar and water mixture) on my hair and wrap it up in saran wrap, and cover that with a shower cap. Then I wax any unwanted facial hair off. This is followed by either an avocado mask or a clarifying mask.

While the mask sets, I shave my underarms, legs, bikini zone, and trim my pubic hair. I give myself an enema, or three. Then I get into the tub for a soak. While soaking in the sudsy water, I exfoliate my hands and feet, and shape my nails. I push back and trim my cuticles.

I drain the tub, and begin a shower while the water is still trying to drain. I shampoo, rinse, and condition my hair, rinse the mask from my face, cleanse my skin, and apply a sugar scrub to my entire body. I rinse the conditioner from my hair, and any excess scrub from my body. I immediately put a leave-in conditioner into my hair, and something to keep it from getting frizzy.

I wrap up in a towel, and put another towel on my head. I brush-floss-rinse and use a scrub on my face. (I know, I know, never on the same day as a waxing, they say. But it feels so nice, and evens out my coloring, which does get kind of muddled by the waxing.)

Next comes make-up (nail polish?), mousse for my hair, lingerie, a nice outfit, a matching headband, coordinating shoes and purse. By now I'm usually ten minutes late, no matter when I began. :rolleyes:

Wow. You don't kid when you say you miss him! Mine's lucky if I've showered lol.
 

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Wow. You don't kid when you say you miss him! Mine's lucky if I've showered lol.

Yeah, but I work from home. I have time to keep a neat house, and sometimes, also time to really put a little work in on myself. I find the extra time and care adds to my own anticipation, and seems to increase my libido.
 

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Yeah, but I work from home. I have time to keep a neat house, and sometimes, also time to really put a little work in on myself. I find the extra time and care adds to my own anticipation, and seems to increase my libido.

Ask anyone here what a 22 year old university student does. It's not so much the "I don't have time" it's the "I don't care enough" attitude :tongue:.

I find I actually have an increased libido when it's completely spur of the moment, like when I'm not expecting him to be here and he shows up.
 

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I just blew chocolate chip cookie through my nose. Still wanna get it on?

bahaha only if the chocolate chip is still there.

well...as to the topic...

i usually take an hour getting ready.
most times less, but i refuse to go over an hour.

that goes for anything, though...not just a date.
i give no special treatment to dates opposed to dinner with my family.
 

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Just lipstick? No mascara or blush? See, this is why you're still single. :tongue:


:rofl: If the opportunity arises for me to be flat on my back with you in the room, you can bet your sweet bippy I'll be moving . . .at least from the waist down. :naughty: :flirt:

Hmm, maybe you need to date Goth girls or Twilight fans. :biggrin1:

LOL! In terms of the lipstick, I've never had any complaints and as for being single, to some degree that is by my choice. To paraphrase the bible, "Many have called , but none have been chosen":eek::tongue:
 

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A little story about all the money women spend on make up

My wife left me...

I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses; I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back
 

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Perhaps it is the type of gentlemen I date but I have yet to come across one who didn't appreciate the extra polish, attention to detail and the effort I had made for a date.
After all, all that effort was for his benefit.
Look at it as a form of sincere flattery.
I place significance and value upon him and the "date" and so I show my appreciation by ensuring I look my best.
Nothing strokes a mans ego more than having a woman on his arm that other men desire and admire.
Please don't get me wrong, I can and do look wonderful in jeans and T-shirt and no make up but on hallmark events like a first date I can and do pull out the stops to be a credit to the man walking me out.
 

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Perhaps it is the type of gentlemen I date but I have yet to come across one who didn't appreciate the extra polish, attention to detail and the effort I had made for a date.
After all, all that effort was for his benefit.
Look at it as a form of sincere flattery.
I place significance and value upon him and the "date" and so I show my appreciation by ensuring I look my best.
Nothing strokes a mans ego more than having a woman on his arm that other men desire and admire.
Please don't get me wrong, I can and do look wonderful in jeans and T-shirt and no make up but on hallmark events like a first date I can and do pull out the stops to be a credit to the man walking me out.

i am in awe of you ladies who go the extra mile. Perhaps many of those things are just part of my weekly and bi weekly regimen so I dont really go that much further on the day of...
 

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A little story about all the money women spend on make up

My wife left me...

I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses; I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back
This explains so much about you. :tongue:
 

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A little story about all the money women spend on make up

My wife left me...

I don't understand. After the last child was born, she told me we had to cut back on expenses; I had to give up drinking beer. I was not a big drinker maybe a 12 pack on weekends. Anyway, I gave it up but I noticed the other day she came home from grocery shopping and when I looked at the receipt and saw $45 in makeup.

I said, "Wait a minute I've given up beer and you haven't given up anything!"
She said, "I buy that makeup for you, so I can look pretty for you."
I told her, "Hell, that's what the beer was for!"

I don't think she'll be back

this is why you're my future ex husband. :)