Do women really cause problems?

[Aloha!]

A friend sent me this pseudo-mathamatical proof, and I thought that you might like to see the definative proof that women cause problems!

"To get a woman you need time and money"

woman = time(money)

"Time is money"

time = money, woman = money^2

"Money is the root of all problems"

money = sqrt(problems), money^2 = problems

Therefore:

woman = problems

Ta-dah! I told you I have definative proof! It's even in the form of a proof!
Ooooo.... Aahhhhhh....

 

[Wrat]

I would say that women cause problems at abou tthe same rate as men do, on average.

 

[naughty]

I would say that women cause problems at abou tthe same rate as men do, on average.

Thank you ,sweetie!

 

[viking1]

People cause problems. Not just women in particular...men are just as bad.

 

[BigPoppaFury]

I found it funny.

 

[B_Think_Kink]

"To get a man you need good looks and money"

man = good looks(money)

"Good looks is money"

Good looks = money, man = money^2

"Money is the root of all problems"

money = sqrt(problems), money^2 = problems

Therefore:

man = problems

 

[D_Thoraxis_Biggulp]

Eh, it was funnier when it ended with = evil. But that's just because I like the absurdness of the quote "the root of all evil."

 

[GoneA]

*Waits for Mercurialbliss' response*

 

[Ethyl]

*Waits for Mercurialbliss' response*

Sangria

1 bottle of full-bodied Beaujolais
1/4 cup of Grand Marnier or Contreau liqueur.
2 tablespoons brandy
1/2 cup orange juice
1 to 2 tablespoons sugar
6 thin orange slices, cut in half
1/2 peach or other seasonal fruit, cut in thin wedges
1 (10 oz) bottle of sparkling water

Combine all ingredients, except sparking water, in a covered container and leave in refrigerator for 4-6 hours. Add sparkling water and pour into glass sangria pitcher. Serve very cold. Serves me and the person sitting in front of me who knows how do math.

 

[D_Thoraxis_Biggulp]

Serves me and the person sitting in front of me who knows how do math.

Heh, I actually "lol"-ed. Nice.

 

[GoneA]

Sangria

1 bottle of full-bodied Beaujolais
1/4 cup of Grand Marnier or Contreau liqueur.
2 tablespoons brandy
1/2 cup orange juice
1 to 2 tablespoons sugar
6 thin orange slices, cut in half
1/2 peach or other seasonal fruit, cut in thin wedges
1 (10 oz) bottle of sparkling water

Combine all ingredients, except sparking water, in a covered container and leave in refrigerator for 4-6 hours. Add sparkling water and pour into glass sangria pitcher. Serve very cold. Serves me and the person sitting in front of me who knows how do math.

LOL ... she shoots; she scores!!

Mercurialbliss:

Please marry me! Please!

Thank you,
Me

 

[Mr. Snakey]

A friend sent me this pseudo-mathamatical proof, and I thought that you might like to see the definative proof that women cause problems!

"To get a woman you need time and money"

woman = time(money)

"Time is money"

time = money, woman = money^2

"Money is the root of all problems"

money = sqrt(problems), money^2 = problems

Therefore:

woman = problems

Ta-dah! I told you I have definative proof! It's even in the form of a proof!
Ooooo.... Aahhhhhh....

Have we been drinking cleaning products again?

 

[Sergeant_Torpedo]

This thread could be considered sexist. It is I believe harmless low level humour; as is much of the stuff here in "pseuds' corner". But as always the last laugh is on us poor guys. Women will raise issues because they need to be addressed, men on the whole just like to be the centre of attention and make a fuss about bollocks all. It evens out I guess.

 

[D_Kay_Sarah_Sarah]

A friend sent me this pseudo-mathamatical proof, and I thought that you might like to see the definative proof that women cause problems!

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Your friend would have to be single to get away with that otherwise his wife/gr would have kicked his ass

 

[jakeatolla]

Geeze, Helen of Troy causes One War, and the entire female
species gets scape-goated. Sheesh.

 

[ClaireTalon]

Oh god, that joke is so old. You really didn't find it until now? Our lecturer at computing for engineers had presented that one to us in 1981. But it's fun, really. By the way, he used it in a more aggressive way even. He called women the reason of all evil.

 

[AlteredEgo]

I thought it was the LOVE of money which is the root of all evil. AMoney is.. well.. neccessary. Period.