Do you do Haiku?

Finance depression
Wall Street crumbles while I shop
Sales hide the realness

Turkey leftovers
crabmeat stuffing, rice, gravy
all on a sandwich
 
Ears aural fullness
pressure cycles up and down
my ears want to pop

Bandana colors
Mine are pretty match outfits
No gang colors here
 
Underwire bra
Mans instrument of torture
All for perky boobs

Turkey leftovers
Rainy humid day
Too warm for Christmas

Oscillating saw
Subdermal hematoma
I love CSI

 
Smart Ass Queens

I can't fucking stand
smart ass queens who get their kicks
acting like a bitch.

Good Friends Are Hard To Find

It's easier to
misunderstand someone when
you're not listening.