Do you do Haiku?

Here are my favorite Haikus from this Thread:

Meat on tortilla.
Taste buds sing, mouth watering.
Methane factory.

Were it sweet,
it'd be my dew,
his dew.

10 second soundbite
Presidential candidate
400 dollar haircut.



sucking on shaved balls
warm spring breeze billows curtains
blissfully happy



Sultry day ahead
Sticky white linen dresses
transparent with sweat.

Many deaths this thread
When active minds skip a beat
Back to post again

A falling red leaf
The end of a wasted life
Rebirth in springtime

Her ragdoll body
sleeps forever alongside
a blacktop highway

胡蝶にも
ならで秋経る
菜虫哉

a caterpillar
this deep in fall
still not a butterfly

-basho

Huh-huh-huh-huh-huh
huh-huh tits! huh-huh-huh-huh
huh-huh-huh-huh-huh

China figurine
Lovely in its gracefulness
Dollar Tree bargain

A word is enough
The wise forsake their wisdom
The fools speak too much

Dear, when you finish
Fixing the world please stop
by and do Haiku.

Elder Robbins read
The Book of Mormon to me
While masturbating.

Two glasses of wine
two souls are dreaming
in every dream, your face shines

Sweaty and restless
I lay beside her, sleeping
Your mom snores loudly

Why do I love you?
When I am too tired to think
You fill in the blanks.

Tell me, why it is
That we always have the bait
to catch the wrong fish?

Pain,the great humbler
You may think you are strong
But pain is stronger.
 
Crying in the rain
Strong women never falter
Just to hide the pain


Petty people bite
Ignorance abounds in space
Small minds create hate


there is a callous
the blister has opened up
my thumb is still numb


cherry blossom dreams
love learning about new things
grad school was so great


my monthly pain check
hydrocodone for my cramps
yes they are that bad
 
torrential downpours
flood warning until morning
shit! septic field floods!

muggy, humid air
asthmatic breathing again
mold allergies next
 
Sharp lower back pain,
Killer cramps month after month,
Uterine fibroids :mad:

It's just two more weeks
Myomectomy frees me
I just cannot wait!