Dressing right OR left?

In jeans Im typically to the right, but find that I tuck under when wearing dress pants or flat front slacks. Otherwise I have very VPL and the stares are too embarrassing.
 
I know this is an old thread but I was thinking about this the other day.
I usually dress left but I have noticed on myself and on other dudes that, the majority of the time at least, the dick shows more when dressing right. Am I crazy?
 
I know this is an old thread but I was thinking about this the other day.
I usually dress left but I have noticed on myself and on other dudes that, the majority of the time at least, the dick shows more when dressing right. Am I crazy?
There is less fabric on the right side ,therefore you show more when dressing to that side. You are not crazy in thinking you show more dick.