What embarrassing situations have you been in (and I'm probably talking about wardrobe malfunctions here) that you wouldn't have found yourself in if you weren't so well hung. I went swimming with my wife, our two kids and our nice recently. I had never realised until that day that the trunks I had trusted for years did not hold everything in place as I had assumed. Our niece asked (after doing some underwater swimming) what it was hanging out of the bottom of my swimwear (my bell end and prince albert had been clearly visible to anyone swimming with their eyes open, under the water). New, longer legged trunks bought the next day.