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It is also my understanding that some straight men don't mind rating a cock, a ten; but draw the line at waxing poetic.

And right you are. The only comments I've left were a jocular disparagement of a shirt (actually, I did that twice - lots of eccentric shirts here at LPSG), and a mention of good chiaroscuro effects. I think I said something once about wide-angle lenses on a woman's photo, but that could be misinterpreted so I don't think I'll do it again.
 
Oddly enough, i've read posts in a few galleries that suggested the writer suffered from tourette's syndrome.
That Tourette thing might be kinda cool. Once or twice. It'd get old fast, but until it did, it would liven things up. The surprise assault has its virtues. I once got a gaggle of teenagers thinking that I was the coolest guy out of high school when I tossed a lit string of firecrackers into the corner of the room, just to liven up a dull evening conversation. Worked a treat.

A safe assumption, I'd wager.
Actually, I not only assume it; I rely on it.
 
It is interesting, i think, that Hotlicks hasn't posted anything for a while. Perhaps it is embarrassed that it's been found out to be a troll. Anyway, i'm with Freddie... i'm keeping a close eye on Hotlicks, and if it doesn't have any possitive contributions, let it be known, i'll be voting for BAN!
 
Jeez BD, you really do have a personality!

Don't you think I wish every day that I was as popular in real life as I seem to be here?

Then again, there are reasons for my solitude. In real life I spend most of my time talking to homeless people, crackheads, strippers, anarchists, and Christians. A pretty unwholesome bunch all the way around, I'm usually glad to just get home to the cats.:biggrin1:
 
Zora, come on in and order a drink. It won't hurt just this one time:biggrin1: ...besides Hotllicks wanted to make sure he paid for your drink.:rolleyes:


I'm not giving up FOURTEEN years on the wagon for that dickie-doodle, sorry. Make mine a Diet Dr. Pepper- however, you CAN biggie-size it!:tongue:
 
Hacker-Pschorr Weisse with lemon, please. Keep 'em coming.

MB - The purrfect spring and summer beer if every their was one...my neighborhood bar does a bangup job with these all summer long and they just hit the right spot. So I'll have one with you! (And we get the tall glass as well so no running back to the bar so aften!)

That Tourette thing might be kinda cool. Once or twice. It'd get old fast, but until it did, it would liven things up.

Need we reference Vic-Harry-Ass and his brand of tourettes...ugh...just makes me laugh to think of what it must be like to have sex with that guy. I'd be looking for the mute button or a ball and gag for sure... "massive man meat, monster sausage, bratwurts, meat meat, man, massive" ...yawn.
 
I'm not giving up FOURTEEN years on the wagon for that dickie-doodle, sorry. Make mine a Diet Dr. Pepper- however, you CAN biggie-size it!:tongue:

I think that the "Biggie-size" is an automatic on LPSG. Just make sure it isn't the 16 ounce cup with a measly 5 ounces inside it.
 
Jeez BD, you really do have a personality!

Don't you think I wish every day that I was as popular in real life as I seem to be here?

Well, try tossing more firecrackers.

Wait for the right occasion, of course. And keep in mind that I said cool, not popular. They're firecrackers, not magic beans.
 
And right you are. The only comments I've left were a jocular disparagement of a shirt (actually, I did that twice - lots of eccentric shirts here at LPSG), and a mention of good chiaroscuro effects. I think I said something once about wide-angle lenses on a woman's photo, but that could be misinterpreted so I don't think I'll do it again.
I seem to remember you making a comment about my gallery...

Seeing as I acted on it (removal of dark noob laptop pics), I guess it was warranted. Least I can handle my comments :biggrin1:


Beer = I wish Newcastle came in cans. Or buckets :tongue:

I sound like a total beer snob but lately it's been time to bust out the High Life tallboys. C'mon - it's the Champagne Of Beers! What's also refreshing about it is not paying 8 bucks for a six...
*Lets out an evil giggle at the potential of getting MB tipsy* Let's see, if she's this much fun sober, then............ :biggrin1:
Allow me to attest to the fun of Miss Bliss...


Fleshpile = eeeew - I never thought I'd find myself in a fleshpile with dirigible :eek:

:biggrin1:
 
Dirigible is a ton of fun in a fleshpile.... just watch out for the firecrackers. The store he buys them at also peddles dynamite, and his eyesight ain't what it used to be.

As far as MB goes..... it doesn't take much time hangin' around these parts to see that they broke the mold when they made her. She's a really sweet, smart, sexy, and funny person.
 
Dirigible is a ton of fun in a fleshpile.... just watch out for the firecrackers. The store he buys them at also peddles dynamite, and his eyesight ain't what it used to be.


Oh god, you brought back a memory from the good old days when I used to manage sales teams. I remember one of my usual motivational insults used to be "Am I gonna have to stick firecrackers up your asses to get you all off of them?"

Yeah, I'm really this charming in real life too, or at least I used to be.

Don't let dirge fool ya, thus far I've caught him in the shower with his boots on, found out about his predeliction for explosives AND the inimitable Don Ho. That's one seriously kinky fucker.