fathers porn stash

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  1. dave2006

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    did you ever snoop as a kid to see if you could find your father porn stash?you successful in finding anything? and if so where would he hide it

    Considering that when I was a teen there was no internet I had to rely on good old fashion magazines and videos. It didn't take me long to find my dad'a playboys as well as x rated videos. He had them hidden on the stop shelf of the closet. But nothing a chair couldn't handle!
     
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    YES! Didn't have to snoop much though as a kid ( I was about 12 and finding this stuff) ... lt was like in big piles in the parent's bedroom... a bookcase full of Playboys back then (for the articles of course...) I used to think it warped me as a kid, seeing so much nudity. And I inherited the same habit. But now I think it isn't so bad in some ways... I think it just means that the excess testosterone in the family is simply an inherited trait!
     
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    Stack of Playboys. Top left corner of my father's closet shelf. I wasn't the one who found them -- my brother was. But that didn't stop me from looking at them.
     
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    Penthouse in the closet in my parents' bedroom that I found way before I was old enough to understand what they were.

    Porn videos in his nightstand that I availed myself of when I was in high school. I always wonder if my parents knew I was watching them rather regularly.
     
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    actually the first 'porn stash' I ever saw/found was a neighbors....

    We were house sitting (letting their dog out) and I went 'looking' (okay snooping) Married couple- always thought there were both sexy...was curious....

    big stack of penthouse and playboys- HEAVEN for a 12 year old!

    Worse- I 'borrowed' some and forgot to get them all back...

    (he later said to 'keep the things'..... and said something about missing the pages when I was....er....you know...(I never could tell him that was my brothers....stuff)
     
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    talk about the good old days....I was honestly buying my own porn at the age of 12....shitty little store a few blocks from the house....a true GOLD MINE!

    Dad had no porn, but man EVERYONE else did.....I knew where the neighbors, uncle, cousins, you name it! Without a doubt it warped me....THANK GOD!

    Kids have it too easy today with the net, you don't even have to work for it anymore.....what a shame!
     
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    I think just about everyones daddy statshed it in the closet:biggrin1: :biggrin1:

    He had them hiding behind a pile of normal books.." Like, um Just because I was a GIRL, I was still snoopy and YES...extremely curious:redface: .."
    He had these books with just pictures .." I remember one of the full colored pic had a White chick and a corn cob:eek: .." That is all I remeber of that book...:biggrin1: But, my all time FAV book of his was so OH my gosh.." A DIRTY CARTOON book.." The pictures were done in black and white.." No other color.." But, it made me feel GOOD and Dirty at the same time..:redface: :redface:

    I am still hooked to this day with Dirty toons..."

    He knew I found his stash.." Because, I heard him joke with one of his friends !!!:redface: I never got in trouble.." But, that STOPPED me from looking at them !!!
    HA HA!!!:biggrin1:
     
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    as always, TOO hott!:wink:
     
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    Guess it warped us all. My father kept his in a box on a top shelf in the basement. My mother would always find the mags my brother and I would take out. My cousin would always come over all the time parents always had card parties and once she asked me to do what the mag pic was doing a guy eating out a chick. Didn't do it though was to scared only was about 7. The vid was when I was about 12 back when vhs 1st came out watched American Taboo 1st time.I ever j/o came soooo hard and was hooked on both ever since.
     
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    80's porn mags. Ron Jeremy. Candy Samples. Seka. Women with very used looking vaginas covered in makeup. They enacted fake scenes and had great captions. I remember my favorite: That's disgusting...do it again!
     
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    Well, since i'm gay and my dad is straight, anything I might have found would have been women anyway, which i didn't want to look at.

    But i just don't think he would have had any - my parents simply aren't that kind of people.

    Instead, i took to stealing gay porn from a local magazine shop, and hiding it myself. As far as i know my parent's never found my stash.

    And now i work in the porn industry - and they have no idea!
     
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    A couple of websites in the browsing history on his PC.

    I was setting something up on it and my mother was there.

    We were both actually rather shocked, and I cleared the browseing history to save ourselves further embarressment.
     
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    Yes, my brother and I used to snoop out my dad's porno mags when we were younger. At first, he had them in a box on the floor of his and my mom's closet. But, after he first discovered that we had meddled with his stash, he moved them elsewhere. After weeks of looking, we discovered that he had hidden them on the top shelf of a cabinet in their bathroom. We had to use a chair, and climb up onto the counter, but we were still able to get to them!:biggrin: He never moved them again, but I'm sure he must've known that we had found them (it was hard as hell to put them back exactly as they were, standing on our tippy-toes, and partially leaning over, with the cabinet door in the way, too)!:biggrin::tongue:
     
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    I dont think my dad really needed a porn stash. He had sooo many different women coming over quite regularly. Don't worry, he didnt have a wife lol.
     
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    My 12 year old brother got caught out by my stepmother when she found a DVD called 'Anal Babes' in his room in amongst the PS2 games scattered on the floor when she was tidying up. Apparently he found and nicked it off my dad (dad and stepmother are separated) and hadn't gotten round to putting it back.

    Now, does this mean that I should put on a DVD of anal sex when my dad is round my place next? lol He seems not to mind it when women are being done!
     
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    I found my dads stash by accident when I was about 13, I had a friend over and we were looking for videos to watch. There was a small box that was always locked but not knowing this my friend tried opening it and guess what? My Dad forgot to lock it ofter he watched them last!

    Problem was that my dad's a lot older than me and these videos must have been about 20 years old (70's I guess). Legal porn in the UK was so crap in those days, I didn't see any penetration, just female nudity, soft focus bedroom scenes and dodgy music
     
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    i was alone at my dads while he went out and i happend to find a stash of mags and a dvd.

    i also found a thong with an elephant on it!!!!
     
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    i was alone at my dads while he went out and i happend to find a stash of mags and a dvd.

    i also found a thong with an elephant on it!!!!
     
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    When I was 10 or 11, about the same time I found my penis, I found my dad's playboys (and one penthouse, which I preferred...there was a guy in it, it had the forum, and it was dirtier). When I was 13 they eventually got me a subscription to playboy, and while most people say they only read them for the articles, I pretty much did. I did like the sex in movies issue because it actually featured men...but otherwise, I was steady jerking to my sports illustrateds.

    Also, my folks had some sex memorabilia that a friend of theirs left to them after she died. There was some great material in them: Stories in little booklets, probably from the 1920s, with accompanying photos of men and women, either doing the deed or just standing there with messy curtain drops; b&w hotos of men and women fucking or sucking or jerking; kama sutra drawings... a lot to look at for a young boy with an already rampant imagination. My dad also rented porn, so a bit later, probably 14 or 15 (I was by that time a very sexual closet case), I would take his videos to watch (only for the dicks of course). My parents knew, but I don't think they cared that much. Thanks dad...
     
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