Getting Fucked: How does it feel?

[cockoloco]

Don't you tell me watch to do, bitch!

Shit!

God dayum that's hot!:biggrin1::tongue::wink:

Oh get a room and pick each other's noses in private, please. Room 183 perhaps? It's Jetson's themed!

 

[marleyisalegend]

^Where's the room with the complimentary Easter Bunny costumes? I just got an idea for a delicious roleplay but I'm also going to need some chocolate-covered strawberries, some champagne, a light-sabre and a copy of Big Mama's House 2.

 

[killerb]

I even tried to forcefully pick other people's noses

does that make you a rapist?

 

[cockoloco]

^Where's the room with the complimentary Easter Bunny costumes? I just got an idea for a delicious roleplay but I'm also going to need some chocolate-covered strawberries, some champagne, a light-sabre and a copy of Big Mama's House 2.

Well sir, you're speaking of the Deluxe Suite. It's taken for now by Mr. Pecker, but it will be available in 5...4...3...2...1... *Door opens*

We offer Rod Stewart soundtrack free of charge. Please make yourselves comfortable, I'll be back with the light-sabre.

does that make you a rapist?

... um ... :redface: ... maybe? But they don't understand, I just want to share the pleasure! They don't get it!

I want a lawyer now.

 

[D_Relentless Original]

Well sir, you're speaking of the Deluxe Suite. It's taken for now by Mr. Pecker, but it will be available in 5...4...3...2...1... *Door opens*

We offer Rod Stewart soundtrack free of charge. Please make yourselves comfortable, I'll be back with the light-sabre.



... um ... :redface: ... maybe? But they don't understand, I just want to share the pleasure! They don't get it!

I want a lawyer now.

Hello Mr Cockoloco, i am your Lawyer, Mr Ben Dover here

 

[killerb]

... um ... :redface: ... maybe? But they don't understand, I just want to share the pleasure! They don't get it!

I want a lawyer now.

Hello Mr Cockoloco, i am your Lawyer, Mr Ben Dover here

:haha:

 

[cockoloco]

Hello Mr Cockoloco, i am your Lawyer, Mr Ben Dover here

ROTFLMAO!

Oh not him again!!!!

He makes me sign papers with very little notes at the bottom of the pages!

I had to be his servant dressed in women Tyrolean and Bavarian costumes for three weeks the last time!

He had some kinky fetishes too!

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

Trust me, I think I would know what it's like to get fucked in the vagina.

Geez.:biggrin1:

Most interesting prolapse I've ever seen.

 

[D_Relentless Original]

ROTFLMAO!

Oh not him again!!!!

He makes me sign papers with very little notes at the bottom of the pages!

I had to be his servant dressed in women Tyrolean and Bavarian costumes for three weeks the last time!

He had some kinky fetishes too!

PICTURE IT >>> :icon1::22: + + :scratchchin: + :deal: + :moon: Hehe

 

[cockoloco]

PICTURE IT >>> :icon1::22: + + :scratchchin: + :deal: + :moon: Hehe

LMAO!!!!!
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

 

[D_Relentless Original]

LOL, sorry people, didn't mean to de-rail the thread :redface:

 

[B_Nick8]

Most interesting prolapse I've ever seen.

Med. the slipping out of place of an internal organ; said as of the uterus.

You wear my dictionary out.

 

[cockoloco]

Med. the slipping out of place of an internal organ; said as of the uterus.

You wear my dictionary out.

I absolutely understand what you mean. It's good that I can read everything you post, Rubi. I'm afraid I wouldn't get 100% if you spoke it to me!

STICKY SWEETNESS ALERT!!

But then again, no words are necessary when we are together, my dear.

 

[D_Rock_ N_Hardon]

What a horrible show of prejudice towards straight/bi men from marleyisalegend and jasondawg.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

What a horrible show of prejudice towards straight/bi men from marleyisalegend and jasondawg.

Where? Where?? Aw fuck... I missed the show :frown1:

 

[D_Rock_ N_Hardon]

Where? Where?? Aw fuck... I missed the show :frown1:

Keeping on topic...can you answer the question? Or are you a virgin? :smile:

 

[cockoloco]

Where? Where?? Aw fuck... I missed the show :frown1:

I think he means this.

 

[ManlyBanisters]

Keeping on topic...can you answer the question? Or are you a virgin? :smile:

Go fuck yourself - at least you'd be getting laid :smile:

 

[B_Hickboy]

Keeping on topic...can you answer the question? Or are you a virgin? :smile:

Your mama isn't.

 

[D_Rock_ N_Hardon]

Go fuck yourself - at least you'd be getting laid :smile:

Oh dear, this really is the stuff of the schoolyard.

But then what can one expect from a poster whose gallery has more pictures of muppets than of herself?