wallyj84
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How about this, "the only man who would want you is a man with a small penis."
...or a closet homo/bisexual who wants a woman who has reason to be undemanding.
Note that I wrote, "hideous whore that no one really wants." By "really want," I mean to desire truly and earnestly to possess, keep, protect, nurture that person -- to care for and about that person (more than anyone else, and, at least in the female's ideal, constantly through time -- even until death).
Wolfgang Pauli was notorious for being funny and brutal with his criticisms of other scientists.
One hapless young physicist presented a paper in which the hypothesis was non-falsifiable, the most basic mistake a scientist can make. If it is not falsifiable, then it is not a scientific hypothesis and no experiment can validate it. Pauli famously commented that the hypothesis was "not even wrong."
One hapless young physicist presented a paper in which the hypothesis was non-falsifiable, the most basic mistake a scientist can make. If it is not falsifiable, then it is not a scientific hypothesis and no experiment can validate it. Pauli famously commented that the hypothesis was "not even wrong."
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Crowded gay bar in D.C.; it's literally nuts to butts. Friend, 6'2", handsome and very muscularly built, with his boyfriend in tow, finally makes it to the bar to get the two of them drinks. A "well-lubricated" regular patron attempts to pick him up.
Guy loudly uses what he thinks is his best pick up line: "Hey, you're really hot. I've got a really big dick. A really big dick".
Friend in response, without skipping a beat: "How nice for you. You've got quite the face to protect it".
Guy loudly uses what he thinks is his best pick up line: "Hey, you're really hot. I've got a really big dick. A really big dick".
Friend in response, without skipping a beat: "How nice for you. You've got quite the face to protect it".
In the Lady Astor v. Winston Churchill legend -
W: Would you have sex with me for 100 pounds?
L: I would not!
W: Would you have sex with me for 500 pounds?
L: Certainly not.
W: Would you have sex with me for 1000 pounds?
L: Never! What kind of woman do you think I am?
W: We have already established that, we are haggling on the price.
W: Would you have sex with me for 100 pounds?
L: I would not!
W: Would you have sex with me for 500 pounds?
L: Certainly not.
W: Would you have sex with me for 1000 pounds?
L: Never! What kind of woman do you think I am?
W: We have already established that, we are haggling on the price.
'Have u been a dickhead since birth or has it developed recently' has been a favourite of mine currently
I remember this from when I was very young, too young to be able to understand it. But I did, and I loved that I got it.
Noel Coward was talking to Jean Harlow at a Hollywood party, where she invariably pronounced his name NoEL (like the Christmas greeting). He would correct her each time, but to no avail. Finally, after he could stand it no longer, he told her, "Jean, the 'e' in Noel is as silent as the 't' in Harlow."
Noel Coward was talking to Jean Harlow at a Hollywood party, where she invariably pronounced his name NoEL (like the Christmas greeting). He would correct her each time, but to no avail. Finally, after he could stand it no longer, he told her, "Jean, the 'e' in Noel is as silent as the 't' in Harlow."
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Noel Coward was talking to
'smile'
i seem to recall the same gentleman saying in his ever so cool accent, to someone who i think accused him of something
he said
'my friend, i am full of contradictions' ? ha
and i also love seeing the ever popular NYs avi (former admin) holding/carrying that surfboard of his
i believe he changed it for a pair of ski's in his winter, very sweet/subtle
if your ever in nZ surfing Nudey, drop me a line .. yes!!!
'smile'
i seem to recall the same gentleman saying in his ever so cool accent, to someone who i think accused him of something
he said
'my friend, i am full of contradictions' ? ha
and i also love seeing the ever popular NYs avi (former admin) holding/carrying that surfboard of his
i believe he changed it for a pair of ski's in his winter, very sweet/subtle
if your ever in nZ surfing Nudey, drop me a line .. yes!!!
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"Well, aren't they just a pair? A pair of what I couldn't tell you."
Friend's elderly Southern grandmother to someone being a jackass: "You can go now. We've seen you."
Friend's elderly Southern grandmother to someone being a jackass: "You can go now. We've seen you."
From a female comic:
"I may be fat, but I can do something about it, You're ugly and stupid and can't do a thing about it."
"I may be fat, but I can do something about it, You're ugly and stupid and can't do a thing about it."
