Great 'Put Down's/One Liners'..

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How about this, "the only man who would want you is a man with a small penis."
...or a closet homo/bisexual who wants a woman who has reason to be undemanding.

Note that I wrote, "hideous whore that no one really wants." By "really want," I mean to desire truly and earnestly to possess, keep, protect, nurture that person -- to care for and about that person (more than anyone else, and, at least in the female's ideal, constantly through time -- even until death).
 

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A rather butch gay drinking buddy once commented on a particularly effeminate straight guy: "If I ever date something like that, I'm goin' straight and getting it over with!"
 

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Wolfgang Pauli was notorious for being funny and brutal with his criticisms of other scientists.

One hapless young physicist presented a paper in which the hypothesis was non-falsifiable, the most basic mistake a scientist can make. If it is not falsifiable, then it is not a scientific hypothesis and no experiment can validate it. Pauli famously commented that the hypothesis was "not even wrong."
 

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Crowded gay bar in D.C.; it's literally nuts to butts. Friend, 6'2", handsome and very muscularly built, with his boyfriend in tow, finally makes it to the bar to get the two of them drinks. A "well-lubricated" regular patron attempts to pick him up.

Guy loudly uses what he thinks is his best pick up line: "Hey, you're really hot. I've got a really big dick. A really big dick".

Friend in response, without skipping a beat: "How nice for you. You've got quite the face to protect it".
 

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said Dorothy Parker during an intermission of The Lake in 1934.

Katharine Hepburn runs the gamut of emotions from A to B.'"
 

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Alan Jay Lerner to Andrew Lloyd Webber.

Andrew "Why do people seem to take an instant dislike to me?"

Alan "To save time".
 

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In the Lady Astor v. Winston Churchill legend -

W: Would you have sex with me for 100 pounds?
L: I would not!
W: Would you have sex with me for 500 pounds?
L: Certainly not.
W: Would you have sex with me for 1000 pounds?
L: Never! What kind of woman do you think I am?
W: We have already established that, we are haggling on the price.
 

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In the Lady Astor v. Winston Churchill legend -

W: Would you have sex with me for 100 pounds?
L: I would not!
W: Would you have sex with me for 500 pounds?
L: Certainly not.
W: Would you have sex with me for 1000 pounds?
L: Never! What kind of woman do you think I am?
W: We have already established that, we are haggling on the price.
That exchange missed something from the beginning of that part of the conversation.
 

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I remember this from when I was very young, too young to be able to understand it. But I did, and I loved that I got it.

Noel Coward was talking to Jean Harlow at a Hollywood party, where she invariably pronounced his name NoEL (like the Christmas greeting). He would correct her each time, but to no avail. Finally, after he could stand it no longer, he told her, "Jean, the 'e' in Noel is as silent as the 't' in Harlow."
 

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Noel Coward was talking to


'smile'
i seem to recall the same gentleman saying in his ever so cool accent, to someone who i think accused him of something
he said

'my friend, i am full of contradictions' ? ha

and i also love seeing the ever popular NYs avi (former admin) holding/carrying that surfboard of his
i believe he changed it for a pair of ski's in his winter, very sweet/subtle

if your ever in nZ surfing Nudey, drop me a line .. yes!!!