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No dieting, no exercising, no turning away your favorite foods.
It's The Dr. Pecker LPSG Post Your Ass Off Diet.
Dr. Pecker's secret? Just post a question or respond to a topic - that's all you need to do.
Soon you're no longer too big for your britches, your penis will be longer because you're finally measuring correctly, and big guys are no longer kicking sand in your face since you're too busy on the Board to go to the beach.
Satisfaction guaranteed or your money cheerfully refunded.
* Published by Scrotum Printing, a subsidiary of Pulling Your Leg Publishing, (not affiliated with extremecock.com)