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I don't understand why guys feel shy about their dicks! When it's a MEN'S locker room everyone has the same package, sure some may be bigger, some smaller, but still we all have the same stuff! Btw I've noticed black men don't do it as much cuz their hung as hell! Maybe we should follow their example...
 
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I have seen variants on this thread before, and they always seem to come down to "why won't other guys walk around nude so I can look at their cocks?" :rolleyes:

Seriously, if other guys don't want you looking at their naked bodies, let it go. If they want to do the towel dance or whatever they call it, that's their business.
 

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Okay, my two cents. It seems to me that there are a few folks at both ends of this issue who are more than a little defensive, especially a few of the towel dancers. And NOINRI sweetheart, you're leading the pack with your bunched up panties under that towel. Let's all take a deep breath . . .

I too have wondered and been amused at the extreme lengths some guys go to keep it covered at all costs in the locker room. It does seem to be a generational thing at least in part. Don't know how things are in NZ Gymlad, but those of us who grew up playing sports or even in PE class (that's physical education, not penis enlargement, perverts) are probably just more comfortable being naked around other guys in that environ, and think not much of it. Not sure, but I think alot of PE and sports activity has been eliminated from public schools in the US, hence 20-30 somethings have not been socialized or acclimated to same gender public nudity the way some old farts have.

Beyond that, there are I'm sure other individual factors at play, e.g. poor body image, penis envy, fear of being photographed, laughed at, buggered, throwing a rod, etc. And for those of you who say it's not about the penis, you need to find another website. This site is all about the penis. Men are all about their penis. And frankly, we're all a little bit obsessed - with our own, or others', or both - or we wouldn't be here, okay? So whatever the tangential issues, I think it's obvious the towel dance is mainly about hiding the penis, for whatever reason.

For myself, I am very comfortable being naked in appropriate venues, nude beaches, locker rooms, christmas parades, public transit, etc. I have a pretty decent body and body image, including what's bouncing around my thighs. I can understand those who feel shy, inadequate, less confident, etc. Still I agee with Gymlad,the neurotic lengths they go to hiding themselves can seem pretty silly, comical, even ridiculous at times. By the same token, there is a fine line between guys who are comfortable with their nakedness and those who are just flaunting and strutting their stuff, and whether or not they have anything worth strutting.

But more about me: It feels really good and natural to be naked, especially after working my body, showering, steaming, etc. Why sometimes I just break into a little naked tap dance. But I am not gonna be in your face with it (unless of course, that's where you want it, and then fine by me). And I would never, never sit on a changing bench naked or mash my naked dick into the shaving sink either. Seriously boys, think about it. Do you want flesh eating bacteria chewing on your winky? Ewwww!

Well there's my 'two cents', which regrettably turned into an excessively long treatise, but hopefully it answered everyone's questions, and there's nothing left to say, so you can all relax now and move onto more important topics, like discussing algebraic equations for converting the length/girth/volume measurements of your cocks from inches into drachmas and millipedes. Peace out, and no I am not high, not much.

. . . and let it out. :cool:


p.s. I think it should be noted that Gymlad claims to be 100% straight, so those of you who think he's obsessed with looking at dicks are just plain wrong. (On the other hand, it does challenge my brain a little bit to accept that anyone who claims to be 100% [and I'm not questioning you GL, just an observation on some others in the wider LPSG community] would be invested in a site all about cocks - comparing, commenting, discussing, ogling, drooling, showing off and jacking off, to and for other 100 percenters and on down the Kinsey scale [and mostly way down the Kinsey scale] and let's not forget about all the 'real' women here, too. But this, I think, is a topic for another post, which I shall initiate when I get a round tuit.)

p.p.s. It also challenges my brain that the 'younger generation' that is so shy about covering their bodies in the tangible, yet ephemeral, flesh-and-blood real world, seem to have no qualms whatever about flashing their naked throbbing dribbling business all over the internet, phone texts, satellites, into outer space and beyond the cosmos, thereby creating a permanent universal record of said imagery. And yes, I'm including you NOINRI in my perplexity.
 
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Dude, it's just common sense. These men are insecure. You have no problem taking off your clothes and walking around naked because, judging from the pictures I see in your profile, you have a great body. This gives you confidence. Not everyone has a great body.

Then there's the flipside: people who have awful bodies and are way too comfortable with them. I'm sure we're all familiar with the saggy old men in the locker room who are nowhere near a sauna or a shower but are just, as one comedian said, "naked and loitering."

I have to ask, do some of you have state secrets tattood on your dicks? Maybe you have difficulty remembering your pin number and its emblazoned across your bell end? I only ask because of the sheer effort some guys go through to make sure no one in the locker room see's their penis. When they end up doing the towel dance I always wonder is it a) because they have the endowment of a hamster, b)they think im perving or c) everyone's face would melt off a la raiders of the lost ark. Dont get this wrong (especially you guys hoping for a 1% change in my status). Im not sittting there with a notebook and zoom lens but I feel liberated and natural when im butt naked. especially after a hard workout the last thing I want is to have anything touch my skin. So i go sauna, steam (not mixed) then shave and shower nekkid then get changed whilst Larry mcShyness dislocated his hip trying to speed remove his grundies in a towel. Keep in mind I'm not prancing around on tip toe, humming 'YMCA' but walk around as if I was fully clothed, i.e. not caring. Are we men? Or are we little boys in pe class being told to shower for the first time. FFS
 

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From what I've seen black men are often some of the most insecure about getting naked. The reason you think all black men are hung is because the only ones who get naked are the hung ones. They feel the pressure of the "all black men are big" stereotype, and this makes them shy.

I don't understand why guys feel shy about their dicks! When it's a MEN'S locker room everyone has the same package, sure some may be bigger, some smaller, but still we all have the same stuff! Btw I've noticed black men don't do it as much cuz their hung as hell! Maybe we should follow their example...
 

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I think this is because of the Internet and the availability of porn for the younger generations. I think that this has made the younger generations associate nudity with sexuality. In other words, they believe that all nudity is sexual. So, if you are naked among other men, then that must be sexual ... which may mean you're gay or bisexual.

This younger generation feels awkward getting naked around one another, but feels nothing to take pictures of their stiff cocks and post them on the Internet. Anonymity and isolation seem to be the defining factors here.

The older generations didn't have as much access to pornography. Hell, some of those older guys in the locker room come from a time before even Playboy existed.

I do think it has something to do with age. Fact is my generation & younger don't like public nudity, dont ask me why.
 

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I think this is because of the Internet and the availability of porn for the younger generations. I think that this has made the younger generations associate nudity with sexuality. In other words, they believe that all nudity is sexual. So, if you are naked among other men, then that must be sexual ... which may mean you're gay or bisexual.

This younger generation feels awkward getting naked around one another, but feels nothing to take pictures of their stiff cocks and post them on the Internet. Anonymity and isolation seem to be the defining factors here. . . .


Insightful. I guess there was more to add after all. Did you read my post, esp. pps? Ties right into this.

p.s. CalCoast refugee here. Hello Big Sur! Lucky you.
 

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p.p.s. It also challenges my brain that the 'younger generation' that is so shy about covering their bodies in the tangible, yet ephemeral, flesh-and-blood real world, seem to have no qualms whatever about flashing their naked throbbing dribbling business all over the internet, phone texts, satellites, into outer space and beyond the cosmos, thereby creating a permanent universal record of said imagery. And yes, I'm including you NOINRI in my perplexity.



Ahhh....this thread. Takes me back. Good times.

Henry Miller explained it well enough I think.

Although I sometimes wonder why I'm comfortable with putting up certain pictures of myself and then in the same breath put up pictures with no explicitness, but with my face. Therefore giving away my identity anyway.

Still haven't figured that one out yet. Ha.

I guess the fact that no one here knows me personally has a fare share to do with that.

God forbid someone I know comes across this website and then by chance my profile.

*Shaking&Crying*

Odds of that happening are minuscule though.

I live life on the edge.
 

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I had my dick removed just so no one would see it at the gym

Now there's a novel and creative solution. I've seen your dick Ty, and that is truly a shame. If you give it to me I promise to put it to good use. Hope you kept it on ice.

Do you have to squat to pee? :rolleyes:
 

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Just grow up and be a man, dudes. It's a locker room for hell's sake. It's made for you to have a place to change clothes.

Guys doing the towel dance draw more attention to themselves with their gymnastics than the confident dudes who just change clothes in half the time as the dancers.
 

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p.p.s. It also challenges my brain that the 'younger generation' that is so shy about covering their bodies in the tangible, yet ephemeral, flesh-and-blood real world, seem to have no qualms whatever about flashing their naked throbbing dribbling business all over the internet, phone texts, satellites, into outer space and beyond the cosmos, thereby creating a permanent universal record of said imagery. And yes, I'm including you NOINRI in my perplexity.

. . . I sometimes wonder why I'm comfortable with putting up certain pictures of myself and then in the same breath put up pictures with no explicitness, but with my face. Therefore giving away my identity anyway.

Still haven't figured that one out yet. Ha.

I guess the fact that no one here knows me personally has a fare share to do with that.

God forbid someone I know comes across this website and then by chance my profile.

*Shaking&Crying*

Odds of that happening are minuscule though . . .

Hmmm . . . I wouldn't bet on that.

And then if they pass it on?

Seriously, does anyone of your generation ever consider the possible near and long term consequences?


 

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I don't actually have to pee anymore, it's great! I'm not sure if I need this support group anymore....

Why any big dicked guy needs a 'support group' is puzzling. Not like we're outcasts exactly, or carring a heavy burden. Hmm . . . come to think of it, maybe I could use some 'support'. The boys do get tired. But we stray from the topic . . . :cool:
 

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Hmmm . . . I wouldn't bet on that.

And then if they pass it on?

Seriously, does anyone of your generation ever consider the possible near and long term consequences?



Um if you had bothered to read my post carefully instead of focusing on how much older you are (which doesn't make you smart, just makes you old, so stop being so demeaning) you wouldn't have to ask that question concerning me. As for my generation, well I don't represent them.

And I WOULD bet on it.

If you have an issue with what is being done here then you know where that clickable "X" is. Don't complain about it, whilst simultaneously choking your little man to it behind the scenes.

Don't complain about revealing pictures put up and then complain about people not being revealing enough for you in the locker room.

Being that you do seem to be enjoying peeping at the penis here from what I've read of your posts, just sit back, pop the viagra, and enjoy yourself.
 

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Um if you had bothered to read my post carefully instead of focusing on how much older you are (which doesn't make you smart, just makes you old, so stop being so demeaning) you wouldn't have to ask that question concerning me. As for my generation, well I don't represent them.

And I WOULD bet on it.

If you have an issue with what is being done here then you know where that clickable "X" is. Don't complain about it, whilst simultaneously choking your little man to it behind the scenes.

Don't complain about revealing pictures put up and then complain about people not being revealing enough for you in the locker room.

Being that you do seem to be enjoying peeping at the penis here from what I've read of your posts, just sit back, pop the viagra, and enjoy yourself.

Excuse me???

A) So I'm "focusing on how much older [I am]" eh?? 'Um' . . . could you please cite where I said anything like that? Who told you how old I am anyway? I, along with many other posters here, have noticed these young whippersnappers in their 30's and 20's especially trending toward more modesty in public, less so with electronic media. Does that mean I am old? Gee thanks. Please wake me up when I finish this response.

B) "demeaning??" Again, could you please show me where I have been "demeaning" to you? I obliquely referred to you in passing and may have wondered at certain patterns of behavior you profess to, among a vast sea of other people who exhibit the same curious behaviors, but demeaning? I was hardly even critical, just, as I said, "perplexed". Perhaps I should have given you more attention.

C) "whilst simultaneously choking [my] little man to it?" "behind the scenes??" Where did that come from? What is it even supposed to mean? My "little man behind the scenes"? "whilst"?? Really??? That may be the best line in your little rant. Excellent.

D) I never "complained" about your pictures, or anyone else's for that matter. In fact I've been delighted by and highly complimentary to many people for sharing their lovely pictures. I am sorry if I did not compliment yours, but honestly, I barely looked at them. Perhaps that is why you are so angry. Please forgive me. Your pictures are lovely too.

E) Likewise, I never "complained" about people not revealing themselves in the locker room. I couldn't give two toots what people want to show or not show. If you read my prior post with the minimal reading comprehension of a fifth grader, it's abundantly clear. However, I do find it amusing to watch the contortions some endure to hide their secret parts. People can sometimes be quite entertaining. I like watching people in clothes and out of clothes. I am an equal opportunity voyeur.

F) How do you know I "enjoy peeping at the penis", as you say? (Oh, that's the best line in your rant. I couldn't even type it without chortling aloud. Why, I am still chortling. Triple Excellent!!!) But back to the subject at hand . . . Alright, I confess. I do sometimes enjoy "peeping at the penis" (I'm so glad you didn't say 'peeping at the pee-pee', as I'd probably chortle myself to death!), but only if it is a very nice penis. I admit I'm kind of picky, and a bit of a snob where "penis peeping" is concerned. Again, I'm sorry that I did not include you in my appreciations.

F1) Please tell me where you've "read of my posts" that I am a penis-peeper. I must try to go back and edit those before the world discovers my dark secret, and it is spread throughout the cyberverse!! No, I am not a penis-peeper! I am not a penis-peeper!! I am not a penis-peeper!!!!

G) Why, thank you. I think I would like to "sit back . . . and enjoy [my]self". In fact, I hope you don't mind, but I think I'd like to invite a friend to 'join' me as I "sit back and enjoy" myself. My friend very much enjoys me sitting back enjoying myself, as I enjoy my friend enjoying me sitting back enjoying myself. I did try 'viagra' once as we were enjoying ourselves, but I enjoyed it so much, I thought my rather large member was going to explode! Well, it did actually, in a manner of speaking, but I digress . . . I think I get quite enough enjoyment without chemical inducement. I also think that I see as many penises as I require on a given day, even if sometimes it is just my own.

H) As to your opening thesis - I have "bothered to read [your] post(s) very carefully". I had to. Your mental reasoning as well as your writing are far beyond my ability to comprehend, but believe me, I tried.

I) May I also humbly suggest you go back to the beginning of this post and refresh yourself on what exactly was the central question posed by the author of this thread. Namely, that he was wanting feedback and opinions on what he observes as very peculiar locker-room behavior. We all chimed in with our well-reasoned, insightful, and drug-induced observations. A few like yourself were, shall we say, more than a little defensive at the very notion of questioning this behavior. So in case you missed the point, you may be surprised to learn that this is not all about you. Everything is not all about you, precious princess.

And in conclusion, may I just say how delightful it has been playing with you. But now you have grown tiresome, and I am so sorry, but if you want to keep playing, you'll just have to play with yourself. Cause I am done, and I am outta here . . . .

max :burnout:


p.s. By the way, did you know this site is entirely devoted to large penises? I'm just saying, cause of your comments about how it's normal to hide your penis, and calling me on my strange disgusting habit of penis peeping and what not, and . . . awww, fergit it, grampa.

p.p.s. I have no clue what you means by this, but I actually do think I might "have an issue with what's being done here". Could you please tell me where the "clickable X" is? I really need to know. Please???

p.p.p.s. I'm curious, why do you post in lavender? And one more question, and I truly do not wish to offend, but are you possibly a drag queen or just a mean little girl?
 
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You really ARE somebody's handful. Won't be mine.

*Looks around and waits for Chris Hansen to pop out*


Why yes I AM, thank you for noticing. Actually, a little more than two hands full.

Chris Hansen? Why Chris Hansen? No, never mind, please don't answer that.