Hardguard's Orgy

[chicagosam]

Sam, I must first find the rightful owner, I have a young lady, a member of lpsg, waiting in my bedroom who claims these are hers. I will have to let her try them on to be sure, and will let you know the results of the fitting.

OK, Prince Charming . . . so you've got Cinderella and her glass panties hoping for a perfect fit. Are you sure you're not wearing them, and are you sure "she" is female? Hopefully, that big shoehorn of yours will work for you and guarantee a perfect fit. Later, Big Guy, Snow White is calling and she's not planning on being called that in the morning.:biggrin1:

 

[novice_btm]

OK, Prince Charming . . . so you've got Cinderella and her glass panties hoping for a perfect fit...

Now you just KNOW how tempted I am to stumble in blushing, saying, "Glass panties? Oh my. I've been wondering where I left those." But I'm trying to behave. So this post was all in your imagination.

 

[chicagosam]

Now you just KNOW how tempted I am to stumble in blushing, saying, "Glass panties? Oh my. I've been wondering where I left those." But I'm trying to behave. So this post was all in your imagination.

Don't behave, Novice, and stumble in anyway. I want to see HardOnUnGuarded's reaction, not to mention what he will do!:biggrin1:

 

[novice_btm]

...I want to see HardOnUnGuarded's reaction, not to mention what he will do!:biggrin1:

Yeah, sure, it's nice safe curiosity on your side. On my side... it's all FEAR of what he'll do!

 

[chicagosam]

Yeah, sure, it's nice safe curiosity on your side. On my side... it's all FEAR of what he'll do!

Are you sure you're not trembling with anticipation?

 

[Falcon9]

Gentlemen, please, there is work to be done. I have just received an important clue to help solve this mystery. It is a pic taken by another of the ladies during the beginning of the orgy when the exotic (and erotic) mystery woman made her appearance. As you can see, her identity is concealed, a glass bra gently holds her firm supple breasts, her natural beauty hardly concealed.

 

[Falcon9]

How did I miss out on all of this fun?

Renee

Renee, you are definitely invited to the next one!

 

[Falcon9]

I found who it belongs too... a perfect fit. We were both so excited after she put it on that in our excited state we accidentally broke it to pieces... Luckily it was made of Swarovski safety glass so there are just these millions of little pieces everywhere like sparkling flakes of ice all over the floor. The most amazing thing is that the pieces landed on the floor and formed our initials!

 

[honeydew]

AWWW! I missed out as well. And my mouth was watering at the BJ I wanted to deliver to that hot piece Hardguard has!!!:biggrin1: :biggrin1:

 

[Falcon9]

Honeydew... you should know by now I am insatiable.... we will have another one soon and you are at the top of the list for invitations! Maybe you could meet with me ahead of time to help me plan some of the evening's activities?

 

[honeydew]

Now that sounds like a game plan!!!(hope you don't think much planning will get done. I'm insatiable as well.):veryhappy:

 

[B_Think_Kink]

I found who it belongs too... a perfect fit. We were both so excited after she put it on that in our excited state we accidentally broke it to pieces... Luckily it was made of Swarovski safety glass so there are just these millions of little pieces everywhere like sparkling flakes of ice all over the floor. The most amazing thing is that the pieces landed on the floor and formed our initials!

Amazing! I see that you included Tigger (Matthew) next to my name... how sweet!

 

[LouisVauban]

wait a minute....
He said, "my space may be tight."

Gay men, INTO THE POOL!!!!!

<whistle blown (amongst other things)>

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO!!!!

For the women we care about, we must intercede!

THRUST! (and parry as you will)

 

[B_Think_Kink]

wait a minute....
He said, "my space may be tight."

Gay men, INTO THE POOL!!!!!

<whistle blown (amongst other things)>

YOU KNOW WHAT YOU HAVE TO DO!!!!

For the women we care about, we must intercede!

THRUST! (and parry as you will)

huh?

 

[LouisVauban]

wow...!! off to a good start! I will check the "enormous ego" now...lol, since space might be tight.

Sorry... misplaced my threads.... I was reading page one, but it had gone on a bit.

SORRY!

His "space" may be tight..... to me, meaning his ASS.

:wink:

 

[chicagosam]

Now that sounds like a game plan!!!(hope you don't think much planning will get done. I'm insatiable as well.):veryhappy:

Isn't Hardguard a great writer of fiction? He's almost believable.:biggrin1:

 

[Falcon9]

Isn't Hardguard a great master of friction? He's unbelievable.:biggrin1:

Thanks Sam, creative with words and creative in the bedroom... I know this isn't the misquote thread, but I'll accept the compliment anyway, thanks.

 

[B_Kshelby67]

me? me? can I come too?

 

[Falcon9]

Yes... the next one will be even bigger! I am building a much bigger love lounge, more pillows, more of everything with smaller, more intimate rooms connected to it where members may branch off during the love fest into smaller groups or pair off if desired. A special entrance is being constructed above the lounge where arriving members can disrobe, tease and throw their undergarments into the waiting hungry fleshpile below! (except for the glass ones, I will be checking these items personally.)

 

[Industrialsize]

will the next one allow those of us with low str8%'s to test out they're bi-sexual tendencies?