Has A Guy Ever Lied about his Size to get you into Bed

[Professor_Chaos]

what is an sph enthusiast

The story seems too ridiculous to be remotely true. Why would a guy with a three inch cock actually be at this site?

Cheers
ALEX

 

[Big Dreamer]

This story being true is damn near an impossibility. The chances of two people (Needledick and the ditzy sizequeen) that are such complete and utter idiots occupying the same room simultaneously is incalculable. My IQ drops a few notches everytime I respond to this trainwreck of a thread, yet I keep posting. Age must be weakening my resolve.

 

[3 Inchworm]

Kotch

I dont see how the consequences could have been worse. I didnt lie to her and bets often include a bit of deception.

 

[Big Dreamer]

*Posts large, highway-sized billboard*

PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE TROLLS

 

[Mr. Snakey]

I never lied or bragged. It will come back to haunt you. I let them see for themself's.

 

[B_horribleperson]

this story is about as true as: little green men on mars, flying pigs, and the moon landings

 

[3 Inchworm]

I dont know why this thread is going in the direction it is.

I think the chick was a super bitch. It appears that not one of the women here has done anything like what she did to me.

People are criticizing me but, I never told our coworkers she had a cunt the size of a storage locker.

 

[Professor_Chaos]

I dont know why this thread is going in the direction it is.

I think the chick was a super bitch. It appears that not one of the women here has done anything like what she did to me.

People are criticizing me but, I never told our coworkers she had a cunt the size of a storage locker.

Well most would be for you :biggrin1:

Ok that may be a bit of a low blow, but you lied to her to get her into the sack.

Again this is presuming this story has some truth to it.

Cheers
CHAOS

 

[diamond]

Well most would be for you :biggrin1:

Ok that may be a bit of a low blow, but you lied to her to get her into the sack.

Again this is presuming this story has some truth to it.

Cheers
CHAOS

I couldn't have said it any better chaos

deb

 

[3 Inchworm]

Deb are you the size of a storage locker? Is that why you wont give a normal sized guy like me a shot.

 

[Professor_Chaos]

Deb are you the size of a storage locker? Is that why you wont give a normal sized guy like me a shot.

Since when is 3 inches normal?

Cheers
CHAOS

 

[3 Inchworm]

Prof,

you dont look all that big yourself. im almost 4" but almost 4 inchworm didnt sound right.

 

[diamond]

Prof,

you dont look all that big yourself. im almost 4" but almost 4 inchworm didnt sound right.

dude you need some serious glasses.......i agree another troll amongst us

 

[Professor_Chaos]

Prof,

you dont look all that big yourself. im almost 4" but almost 4 inchworm didnt sound right.

Must say I haven't heard that before. 8x6 my friend, I am not usually one to brag, but you are really asking for it.

Cheers
CHAOS

 

[3 Inchworm]

Kotch,

How about the women who have only slept with me the one time and then never returned my calls? Are they super bitches?

I do have something against women who have use vibrators and dildos to make their cunts into garage sized orafices. Still, if given a chance I could bang you or any other woman on this site into a a puddle of jelly.

 

[diamond]

Kotch,

How about the women who have only slept with me the one time and then never returned my calls? Are they super bitches?

I do have something against women who have use vibrators and dildos to make their cunts into garage sized orafices. Still, if given a chance I could bang you or any other woman on this site into a a puddle of jelly.

that's a shame since i guess my cunt would be classified as a garage sized orafice, makes a great entrance for a super sized cock though

 

[Professor_Chaos]

Kotch,

How about the women who have only slept with me the one time and then never returned my calls? Are they super bitches?

I do have something against women who have use vibrators and dildos to make their cunts into garage sized orafices. Still, if given a chance I could bang you or any other woman on this site into a a puddle of jelly.

It gets stranger and less sensical as it keeps going. There are a few issues you must have, but it seems you dont like girls like large cocks as opposed to your cock.

I guess I should have vengeful hatred of girls who love big buff guys, considering I am fairly slim.

Cheers
CHAOS

 

[diamond]

As for your issues with women who use dildos to stretch their vaginas, I strongly suggest you promptly fuck right off and learn some fucking biology and come back when you have a fucking clue.

WOO HOO you go girl,

 

[3 Inchworm]

Kotch,

I have been with women who have apologized for stretching themselves out. Making love to them was like puting a pencil in a beer bottle -- it rattled around. These women, unlike the women on this site, knew they were to blame for the bad sex, not me.

 

[Ethyl]

Ladies has a guy ever lied or misled you about his size to help get you into bed? If he has or if you were faced with that situation what did you do (or would you do) once you found out?

During a drunken night out with a female coworker found out that another coworker, Jenny a beautiful 32-yr-old blond with a goddess body was a size queen. Anyway I led her friend to believe that I was extremely well hung. I'm not, I am actually quite small. My theory was that size isnt all that important to a woman, so that I could use this deception to help get her into bed and then once we got there she would still want to get laid.

Anyway I managed to get a date with Jenny. We got drunk and Jenny started getting flirty and making inuendos about enjoying size and implying that our mutual friend had told her about me. I truthfully told her I was in the first percentile, which being a woman, she misunderstood as being in the 99th percentile. As the night wore on it was clear where we were headed. I told her that some women would not fuck me after seeing my size and bet her that she would be one of those. I bet her all the money she had in her purse ($1000, she had taken out from her paycheck to buy some furniture.)

We got to her place and things got going. She was incredibly passionate. I asked her to do a striptease for me and she revealed one of the sexiest bodies I had ever seen. I reminded her of our bet and started to pull my briefs down as her breath quickened. The look of shock and disappointment on her face was intense when I revealed 3 incher (see attach). I started talking fast and pointed out that I had never actually said I was big and that since we were here and that the idea of a big cock had excited her we might as well have fun. She had a look of disgust on her face. I put her hand on my cock and asked her if it felt kinda big. She said yes, then burst out laughing. I asked her what was so funny and she said that she wasnt a good liar and that it was the smallest pee pee she had ever seen.

I reminded her of our bet -- she had given me her thousand to hold. She was furious and asked for her money. I held firm and finally she got an evil look on her face and said go ahead. After I entered her she laughed and asked me when I was going to put it in. I was determined to enjoy myself, but then as I was doing my best thrusting, she started to make a call on her cell. She was calling our mutual friend who was at a house party and giving her a calm blow by blow of the date in a matter of fact voice. When she found out other female coworkers were at the party, she asked
to be put on speakerphone and preceded to tell all of them that I had a microdick and that it was so small that she could talk to them while I banged away. I was humiliated.

So ladies was this girl a super bitch or did I deserve it?

Stop whining. You're lucky I didn't call your mother.