Has A Guy Ever Lied about his Size to get you into Bed

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Hilarious story worm. and yes she deserved it but you paid the price of having your business aired out at work oh well.
 
Merc,

you are a bitch. I was humiliated and you call it whinning. you must be another size queen with a cavern cunt who complains when a guy is normal sized or a little less.
 
3 Inchworm said:
Kotch,

I have been with women who have apologized for stretching themselves out. Making love to them was like puting a pencil in a beer bottle -- it rattled around. These women, unlike the women on this site, knew they were to blame for the bad sex, not me.
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You really believe that? That these women are to blame for your shortcomings? Should guys like me apologize to you for 'stretching' them, then? Next time you look in the mirror, try not to laugh for once and look for the guy with all the issues - you'll find him pretty quickly.
 
3 Inchworm said:
Merc,

you are a bitch. I was humiliated and you call it whinning. you must be another size queen with a cavern cunt who complains when a guy is normal sized or a little less.
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you are pathetic, if you would read some of her postings she is one of the nicest women on here. Like Kotch said, "what the fuck are you doing here in the first place? "


BEAT IT, you sorry little fuck.
 
3 Inchworm said:
Merc,

you are a bitch. I was humiliated and you call it whinning. you must be another size queen with a cavern cunt who complains when a guy is normal sized or a little less.
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So far the consensus here is that you asked for it. I'm inclined to agree if any of this is true.

I'm also of the opinion that you're really not humiliated at all. I'm wondering if this story was concocted so you could get your rocks off on reading others accounts of humiliation. You went into great detail with this story and only at the end did you write "I was humiliated". If you're so humiliated, why are you asking everyone for their opinion? You'll have to forgive me if I have my doubts about this wild story of yours.

Insulting me is a waste of your time. You know nothing about me.
 
3 inch tosser.

Its kind of a giveaway the way he says 'I could show you a good time' to the women on the first/second pages'. But looking at later pages, maybe he just hates women.

"I have something to work with"

No, you don't. That's why a woman can phone her friends when you try to wriggle your worm inside her.

And no woman has a garage sized vagina. Your penis is just really tiny. Don't lie.
 
doode :O ok you have a small cock go do some PE :p its easy ;P or buy a jes extender they work too im told ;P

oh and dont attack women amn >:O not cool ;o i love sizequeens :D i love em so much im tryna get my cock to 12" in length ;P
 
Fattycakes78 said:
Wow, this thread sure has alot of responces for being such a horible thread. Well, you all gave this guy just what he wanted.
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qft

Also I don't know why he would ask people if the girl was a bitch, seeing as he obviously got off on it.
 
As a fan of sph I know exactly what this guy was after when he posted this obvious horse shit. Anyone with 1/3 a brain could figure that out. What makes it impossible is the 1000 dollars and the phone call, which are extreme exaggerations used to juice up the humiliation aspect of the story. His goal was to have a real size queen on this site put themself in the shoes of the woman in his story and humiliate him all over again, but in reality it is humiliation for the 1st time.

I don't know why these men make up stories. I got into sph because i had real experiences where i was humiliated on several occasions.
 
thanks all it was a good bit of fun. I find your subculture fasinating. the real people, the kind people, the liars, the attention whores, the odd sexuality -- a study in humanity exagerated on the internet.

I did lie about everything. I am average sized. That poster who said I wasnt completely hard in my pic was right on -- what an eye for penis she/he has.

I must say you shouldnt get too self-riteous on such a patently absurd site as this one -- have fun with it. I loved the thread on popperblasting (or something like that). teenage boys if you are reading this site dont take it seriously 95% of women care very little if at all about penis size.

by all
 
This is the wrong website to try to engage anyone into a SPH fantasy. We get them all the time, and then they wonder why the poor response.

Just because the majority of members of the site are owners/admirers of large penises, that does not mean that we are into small penis humiliation. There are sites dedicated to just that kink. Please visit them.
 
I knew a guy in college who liked the fact that women thought he had a small penis. He said it made them curious to see it. His strategy did work in at least one situation I knew about. And yes according to her he was really small and thin as well.
 
50%more said:
I knew a guy in college who liked the fact that women thought he had a small penis. He said it made them curious to see it. His strategy did work in at least one situation I knew about. And yes according to her he was really small and thin as well.
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I use that strategy too, but only because I like surprising people :wink:.
 
I almost can't believe this guy is for real. Almost...

<cavern cunt???>

How embarrassing for him that he actually said that.

This man gives men of all shapes and sizes a bad name.
 
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