Have You Ever Add A Badly Timed/inappropriate Erection?

[Rural Juror]

The only time I think a when bad timing scenario was noticed was a few years ago at the gym in the locker room. I was finished a work out and was in my underwear just looking at my phone drinking some water. It was early morning and not very crowded. I sort of noticed a guy across the room from me. Kind of looking at me as he was taking stuff out of his locker and getting ready to shower. Honestly I was just sort of ignoring him while looking at my phone. I could just sort of see at the corner of my eye he kept watching me. Sort of gave me the vibe like he was checking me out. I didn’t want to strip off in front of him. So I waited till he left before I took my underwear off to go shower. I waited a while then went to the showers and it was just him in the open showers and he was watching me walk in. Well whatever, I just picked a shower across and diagonally from him. I could tell he turned around so he was facing me the whole time.

Honestly I wasn’t trying to give him a show but knowing he was looking at me I just started getting hard. Wasn’t anything I could do but just try to ignore it. He probably enjoyed the view. He left and I thought he was gone but as I walked out to get my towel he was there drying himself watching me walk out with my boner. So bad timing for me, but good timing for him I guess haha

 

[mushroomcap]

After my circumcision I got many inappropriate erections because the glans was not used to being uncovered and very sensitive.
After some months it was much better and on a nice and sunny day I decided to go for a run wearing my tight running shorts. It wasn't my best idea. My cock went as hard as it can get after a short time in the middle of the crowded park and was on full display for the whole neighborhood

I had similar situations. The first few times I wore running tights to the park for a run, the head rubbing on the Lycra would get me growing. Then being self conscious about my now obvious penis would make it stiffen even more. Fortunately, I would mostly see other runners. I’d catch a few looking and smiling so I don’t think I offended anyone.

 

[shipak]

That had to be uncomfortable for a while going from uncut to cut. I can see how you'd end up being hard a lot.

Not too much. The first weeks were uncomfortable because of the stitches.
And later of course there were some situations I was embarrassed feeling my cock getting hard but I also found it hot to get hard again and again

 

[barron]

Not too much. The first weeks were uncomfortable because of the stitches.
And later of course there were some situations I was embarrassed feeling my cock getting hard but I also found it hot to get hard again and again

I'd have to assume that so much stimulation to your formerly covered head took a while to get used to. Seems like you would have been fighting getting hard a lot in the early days.

 

[ChristmasGoofy]

I’ve never had a full blown boner unexpectedly (or if I had, it’s been many years). I’ve definitely witnessed a few though! The closest I’ve gotten has been when I’ve gotten a semi in loose shorts when doing some sexy day dreaming on the bus, or the one time I wore boxers in public and the fabric was rubbing against my head (I’m normally a boxer briefs person).

 

[quiteHorny]

I’ve never had a full blown boner unexpectedly (or if I had, it’s been many years). I’ve definitely witnessed a few though! The closest I’ve gotten has been when I’ve gotten a semi in loose shorts when doing some sexy day dreaming on the bus, or the one time I wore boxers in public and the fabric was rubbing against my head (I’m normally a boxer briefs person).

Boxers get me hard much easier than boxer briefs. The freeness of it all

 

[User101823]

One time while on vacation in South Beach, a straight buddy was putting sunscreen on my back. I ended up popping a tent. When he saw it, he started laughing, and grabbed it and yelled “wacka, wacka, wacka!” I was so embarrassed, but it didn’t bother him. Of course, him playfully grabbing my boner didn’t help my situation…

 

[newfam]

Yes the first time I had a professional massage by RMT lol

 

[curtdude]

yes the night before I had a marathon sex session with a friend I left went home showered and got ready for my day I threw on a thirty and a pair of boxers with some loose shorts. I drove to the store and when I tried to get out if the car I had a raging woody I had to sit in the car until it came down walking through the store schwing it came back hard as a rock it happened through the day

 

[chrissal480]

I am sure we all have been at one time or another.. some can’t tell and then others probably afraid to tell about it

 

[JBD_Mikk]

Not fully hard - but close! There's been quite a few times that I've taken subtle measures while waiting for an unwanted semi to go soft again - staying an extra minute behind the curtain at the gym showers, covering with a robe at the spa for a few minutes, or briefly avoiding full frontal exposure while wearing cycling kit. In the latter two cases, fitted swimwear and cycling shorts don't leave much to the imagination!

 

[ottosafado]

It's been happening at gym... during my workout with a personal trainer. When he touches my body to correct my posture or during stretches... erection or semi happen ... I think he's noticed it a few times.

 

[H.ricky]

Yeah getting a massage will pretty much do it for me if I think the girl is attractive sometimes it’s led to a happy ending and then other times they’ll just blush and I’ll apologize we keep it happens. It’s common haha

Of course puberty in school and whatnot

Now honestly I’ve gotten to the point where if my cock doesn’t want to go down and I don’t have time to relieve myself by fucking or jacking off then I just have to let it be. The other morning I went to go grab an order that should’ve been at my apartment door but they dropped that package at the wrong door but down the hallway. It was morning I’m barely awake my cock is feeling like steel now I have to get it so I’m typically always nude I threw on some shorts went down the hall to get it. Now Im a free spirit and I would’ve walked naked but I also wasn’t entirely sure it was my order because I just quickly put 2 and 2 together and I was right but there was the chance that it wasn’t my order and now I’m naked in the hallway looking for a package but I’ve done that before lmao

So I got my package came back down the hall. One of my neighbors who I enjoy talking with .. this woman is in her 60s but she looks good, kinda crazy in a good way and is always drinking and traveling lmao she was telling me how she’s going out the country (can I watch her packages) and that one of our other neighbors got in a car accident but they’re ok and she’s gonna make them pasta (she’s Italian lol) and then bribed me with brownies to help put up her new tv when she gets back. It sounds like a lot of time was spent but it was really quick so the entire time I’m there shirtless freeballing in these thin shorts with an obvious erection. She didn’t care and that was the end of it. Didn’t even comment on it but when I was walking away and wished her safe travels she did say go have fun. It was like 8 in the morning so I guess that her way or something to say take care of that

 

[sdbg]

Boxers get me hard much easier than boxer briefs. The freeness of it all

or the one time I wore boxers in public and the fabric was rubbing against my head (I’m normally a boxer briefs person).

When I first switched from briefs to boxers in 2006, unexpected boners happened frequently, and often at very inappropriate times. The movement of walking often triggered Junior to attention, and the next thing I knew, my dick was tenting the right side of my pants or shorts. I wore dark pants to work for the first month of the switch, but outside of work, I wore gym shorts with boxers. Semis were frequent, and there were times that I felt awkward when shopping. Eventually I became accustomed to the loose fit and the frequent boners and semis subsided. It still happens every now and then, and I chuckle to myself as I feel my dick elongating in my shorts.

 

[Robert Dole]

When I first switched from briefs to boxers in 2006, unexpected boners happened frequently, and often at very inappropriate times. The movement of walking often triggered Junior to attention, and the next thing I knew, my dick was tenting the right side of my pants or shorts. I wore dark pants to work for the first month of the switch, but outside of work, I wore gym shorts with boxers. Semis were frequent, and there were times that I felt awkward when shopping. Eventually I became accustomed to the loose fit and the frequent boners and semis subsided. It still happens every now and then, and I chuckle to myself as I feel my dick elongating in my shorts.

Bulging and the response to it was an issue at home and one of the first things I did when I moved out was to ditch the tight y fronts for boxers. Cue all sorts of bulge attention and boner issues, often with the office staff at work.
Late in my first year my supervisor and I were working in the boiler room, replacing an injector with the usual banter about older women from him. It was seriously hot and I took my overalls off, working in shorts and a t shirt. Later that afternoon he stripped off his overalls and I couldn't help noticing his body. In time I had a raging boner, he noticed and knew what it was about. It wouldn't go away and eventually he quietly suggested I come for dinner at his place that night.
It was about that point I started to realise I was turned on by guys and received further confirmation that evening when he gave me the most incredible blowjob as I sat on his kitchen bench...

 

[BigToken361]

Now honestly I’ve gotten to the point where if my cock doesn’t want to go down and I don’t have time to relieve myself by fucking or jacking off then I just have to let it be.

Well said. If I get somewhat of an ill-timed bulge, I just let it be and strut around anyway. I was in a situation in the mall recently, where I was waiting in line for food. For whatever reason, I started getting semi erect and horny but I just paid it no mind. It wasn't until I grabbed my food and turned around to sit somewhere that I caught a mother and her daughter (looked to be early 20s) gawking at my big bulge then darting their eyes away when I saw them.

 

[H.ricky]

Well said. If I get somewhat of an ill-timed bulge, I just let it be and strut around anyway. I was in a situation in the mall recently, where I was waiting in line for food. For whatever reason, I started getting semi erect and horny but I just paid it no mind. It wasn't until I grabbed my food and turned around to sit somewhere that I caught a mother and her daughter (looked to be early 20s) gawking at my big bulge then darting their eyes away when I saw them.

Exactly - we’re men we get hard

 

[curvy one]

Indeed, getting hard, so many times.
Still at age of 48.
Some occasions:
- When I wear a Speedo at thé beach( only when needed, mostly we visit nude beaches) or at a swimming pool.
- during a relaxation massage. As I had negative remarks about getting a boner by female masseurs , I switches to a Male. His comments : i noticed you can really relax
- during work presentations.
- last month when having my measures for a tailor made suit. The Guy said, oke, so you wear left and I Will give him some space.

We are Male, we have boners

 

[BigToken361]

Exactly - we’re men we get hard

Yep unless I’ve had sex right before leaving the house, it’s rare not be atleast semi erect and carry some kind of bulge anyway. The sensation of my cock rubbing against my underwear as I walk about does get me somewhat hard pretty much at all times. I think it just shows good cardiovascular health. If I didn’t have some sort of bulge, I’d start to get worried. Having a natural one actually makes me more confident when talking to women

 

[MusclePerth]

Indeed, getting hard, so many times.
Still at age of 48.
Some occasions:
- When I wear a Speedo at thé beach( only when needed, mostly we visit nude beaches) or at a swimming pool.
- during a relaxation massage. As I had negative remarks about getting a boner by female masseurs , I switches to a Male. His comments : i noticed you can really relax
- during work presentations.
- last month when having my measures for a tailor made suit. The Guy said, oke, so you wear left and I Will give him some space.

We are Male, we have boners

Living in Australia, most guys wear a Speedo whether he is gay, bi, or straight. A couple of months ago I went to a gay beach. At first, I was wearing a Speedo but stripped it off after a few minutes. A few minutes later a dude who was blonde, about 6’2” tall, beautifully built, extremely handsome, with a perfect muscular ass, a big cock and a great sets of nuts (my type of dude) walked past me. He spread out his towel about 10 ‘ in front of me. Needless to say, my 8.75” cock was hard most of the day. Getting a boner while wearing a Speedo or being nude doesn't bother me. Don't get me wrong, if I get a boner at a "family" beach, I usually stay in the water or cover my package with something like a towel, book or a newspaper.