Have you ever....

[b.c.]

Not successfully. I've tried twice.

In high school, the band geeks had this thing about secretly recording people and clipping out sections of their conversations. There was a great one by the assistant band director: "It's not because it tastes bad. It won't fit. I just can't handle that much that fast." She was referring to drinking a gallon of milk in one sitting.

Next Person: Have you ever left a restaurant without paying simply because the server forgot to bring you the bill (repeatedly)

No, but i have gotten up and walked out because the food was too long in coming.

Have u ever cut your grass in the nude?

 

[Webster]

No.






Have you ever wondered why people stand there at the newspaper box, bent over, trying to read what little shows through the window instead of depositing 50 cents and being able to read the entire newspaper?

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

No because I'm one of those people.

Have you ever had to sleep in your car?

 

[LongPhatDong]

Yes

Have you ever accidentally shot your partner in the eye?

 

[jeff black]

Yes

Have you ever accidentally shot your partner in the eye?

I never play with guns.. Most of the time, it is in my holster, unless I have to shoot some bad guys.

Have you ever disliked a movie so much while watching it in a theater that you ended up leaving part way through it?

 

[D_alex8]

Have you ever disliked a movie so much while watching it in a theater that you ended up leaving part way through it?

No, but I once left a full-to-the-brim cinema halfway through a movie due to the halitosis of the guy squeezed next to me.

Have you ever decorated your genitalia?

 

[LongPhatDong]

Yes, but the christmas lights started to get hot, so I took them off.

Have you ever accidentally sat on your genitals during a class or meeting and had to just grit your teeth and bear it because adjusting would be too obvious?

 

[rawbone8]

I once held mistletoe over mine specifically for my sweety, does that count?

Have you ever fantasized you were fucking someone else during the act?

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Yes

Have you ever dressed in semi-darkness thinking an item of clothing was black, only to discover in the light that it was really Navy Blue?

 

[D_alex8]

Have you ever dressed in semi-darkness thinking an item of clothing was black, only to discover in the light that it was really Navy Blue?

Yes, more often than is humanly feasible.

Have you ever broken someone's nose?

 

[jeff black]

I did, but they deserved it.

Have you ever shouted out a profanity at a time that was really not the best time?

 

[LongPhatDong]

Yes, accidentally uttered an unmentionable word in front of my mother. Was promptly beaten with a sack of oranges.

Have you ever passed gas in public and successfully blamed someone else?

 

[jeff black]

Yes, accidentally uttered an unmentionable word in front of my mother. Was promptly beaten with a sack of oranges.

Have you ever passed gas in public and successfully blamed someone else?

Oh yah... in an elevator.. and it was a Hangover morning... Not pretty I tell you... Poor old woman didn't know what hit her.

Have you ever fallen for someone on the internet/had an internet love affair?

 

[D_Elijah_MorganWood]

Yes, on a school bus. This was done to me many times, I learned to turn the tables when I got older.

Have you ever spent more than $500USD on one item of clothing?

 

[LongPhatDong]

To Jeff Black: Love affair in the physical sense, yes. In the emotional sense, no.

To Sorcerer: No, $250 has been my limit so far.

Have you ever been caught while in the middle of "self-indulgence?"

 

[hotnmpls2000@yahoo.com]

Ummm how about good old US president GWB? But this time, can he actually realize he's humiliating himself?

Have you ever broken any bones?

"Poor George...He can't hep it..." (must be read with a texas accent as I'm typing an Ann Richards impression.)

 

[hotnmpls2000@yahoo.com]

To Jeff Black: Love affair in the physical sense, yes. In the emotional sense, no.

To Sorcerer: No, $250 has been my limit so far.

Have you ever been caught while in the middle of "self-indulgence?"

I think my dad almost caught me once. But it was all very descreet and we could both pretend he hadn't walked in on it.

 

[B_RoysToy]

. . . . Have you ever fallen for someone on the internet/had an internet love affair?

Yes, I had a little over 6 months of supreme happiness with emotional as well as sexual pleasures. I will always cherish those 6 months and love the internet individual who shared so much of his life with me.

When watching a group of males together do you usually select the one that you had rather have than all the others?

 

[BJT]

When watching a group of males together do you usually select the one that you had rather have than all the others?

Hope you don't mind me addapting this to myself (being straight)

But yes all the time. I do it constantly without even thinking of it.




Ever had some idiot pull down your clothes at a party in front of a bunch of people?

 

[b.c.]

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