I hate fellatio!

[simbablk]

I wouldn't say I "hate" fellatio - but I have been known to forgo it. I count on one finger the times I've gotten a GOOD blowjob. I guess I have been unlucky at finding a woman who is really good at sucking cock.

Don't get me wrong, I've cum from blowjobs and it's fine, but I get tired of only having the head sucked. There is a lot more cock than the head and if she can't get past the head then I'm already unimpressed. So I'll tell her it's okay (if just a simple blowjob) or move on to something else(if during foreplay for sex).

Simba

 

[ConanTheBarber]

But soft! but soft awhile! Here comes the King,
The Queen, the courtiers.

 

[SilverTrain]

Fortunately, strawberries & cream are one of favourite desserts! :wink:

You shall have your just desserts indeed, m'lady. Come hither...

 

[D_Bubba_Butter]

Couch we awhile, and mark.





(Its nice to take a load off.)

 

[LaFemme]

You shall have your just desserts indeed, m'lady. Come hither...

You are indeed a calorie laden treat upon which I would love to imbibe!

 

[D_Bubba_Butter]

You are indeed a calorie laden treat upon which I would love to imbibe!

As it's you, I have to let that one slip by. But I'm curling my toes in the process.

 

[LaFemme]

As it's you, I have to let that one slip by. But I'm curling my toes in the process.

Like you've never done it, mister pants on fire! :tongue:

 

[mikeyinbrooklyn]

Just wondering, Crooked Cock, have you had very many blowjobs? It took me several to get comfortable with it. I had anxiety about whether the person would bite me, or if I would cum too quickly, etc. I probably had to get fiveor six of them before I could relax and enjoy. But if it's not you thing, no big whoop. I have a friend who only likes giving bjs. He doesn't like to give anything else or recieve anything at all. It's what he likes...

 

[D_Bubba_Butter]

Like you've never done it, mister pants on fire! :tongue:

Oh, absolutely! :biggrin1:

But it's so much easier to point the finger at someone else than to draw attention to one's own mistakes... :wink:

 

[kingkuang]

I've not come from a blowjob yet.. Time will tell.

Me neither! Women either suck too hard on the head (which I actually like) or waaay too light licking anything (like I'm made of paper mache) so they end up with a handy combo IF she is trying to make me to cum. I know for a fact that my current girlfriend is always flubbing the bj on purpose because she is afraid of me cumming in her mouth (i'm serious its almost a phobia for some reason) and after a few minutes she starts whining for me to "stick it in" in her words.

 

[D_22]

I honestly can't imagine no blow jobs. I've had such amazing ones that I never wanted to fuck again. A few people have ruined blow jobs for me because of how good they were. I would mess with some people and I assumed all blow jobs must feel this good. But then I'd meet other people afterward and they just couldn't compare at all. There's people who are excellent at it and can really drive you bonkers and others where it feels like you're not feeling anything at all. But overall, I find myself enjoying it more than penetration. And all that said, I've never came from a BJ.

 

[durden]

Maybe just really bad BJs? I absolutely love head so thats hard to comprehend tbh.

 

[FleshlightMouth]

I honestly can't imagine no blow jobs. I've had such amazing ones that I never wanted to fuck again. A few people have ruined blow jobs for me because of how good they were. I would mess with some people and I assumed all blow jobs must feel this good. But then I'd meet other people afterward and they just couldn't compare at all. There's people who are excellent at it and can really drive you bonkers and others where it feels like you're not feeling anything at all. But overall, I find myself enjoying it more than penetration. And all that said, I've never came from a BJ.

I've ruined BJs for quite a few guys :rofl:

And I think men with a higher "gay" percentage simply have the more authoritative and satisfying experiences with this special skilled activity.

 

[Pecker Check]

Nope, Crookie, you're the only one.

 

[Greaterthelove]

Whoever started this convo must be doing it wrong...

 

[B_Lightkeeper]

Maybe just really bad BJs? I absolutely love head so thats hard to comprehend tbh.

Too bad you're far away. I'd try and make you change your mind. :biggrin1:

 

[Crooked Cock]

I've been with a total of 13 woman in my life time. Five of the woman have given me head. two of the woman were at a Nevada brothel. I know that I'm desensitized in the head area of my cock. Which I believe to be from circumcision. Oral sex to me is not pleasurable. I accept it and just move on with my life. CC

 

[jeff926]

I've been with a total of 13 woman in my life time. Five of the woman have given me head. two of the woman were at a Nevada brothel. I know that I'm desensitized in the head area of my cock. Which I believe to be from circumcision. Oral sex to me is not pleasurable. I accept it and just move on with my life. CC

I'm circumcised too and my glans ain't shinny either but quite keratinized, howerver, a nice bj always kills me. An exgf my age, she minded giving me her head. Her bjs really sucked while current gf who is much older than she is very skillful and enthusiastic on it. It gets me harder and harder seeing her have my dick in the mouth bobbing her head.

 

[blooeyz]

If you don't like a BJ then you havent had one done right.
I'd rather go without than suffer through a bad blow job