I need Laundry tips

Did you know that if you spill a drink of vodka and red coolaid on your cloths that it will disapear overnight if you just leave it alone.
 
*fills jello pit with jello shots*

if the vodka theory holds true.. we won't even have to do laundry post-jello-fest.

course all talk of suds and rinse cycles could end now with group agreed on policy of full nudity in the jello/flesh pit.
 
I say we lay him out on the bike and have our way with him. There WILL be a lot of washing up to do later and we can set the Miele programme to Frolic. :wink:

Thanks darling. :smile:
Wanna fleshpile?

*saunters over with two kiwi jello shots* always down for fitting sweat slick bodies into twisty configurations. :wink:


p.s. spent 5 mins trying click on Frolic
:redface:
 
That tag should be placed in every male's piece of clothing. :biggrin1:
My husband's matching costume lacked that tag. Oh, the irony!

I know what causes pilling. The cure I applied I applied is expensive through. After losing a couple of heavy knitted Musto pullovers to incurable pilling, I looked it up. The holes in the tub of washing machines suck the fibres in when it's on spin cycle. After a few washings you get pills forming and the machine keeps sucking on them until are big ugly fibre carbuncles.

So I now use a Miele machine with a smooth stainless steel drum and micro-tiny holes. No more pills, less soap, less water and it's super quiet. It's a wonderful and simple machine. I love it as much as my Ducati.
Well, that sucks to read, since I won't own a home for at least another 20 years, depending on when my husband retires and we stop moving around. Still, the solution is good to know, thank you. I scratch my earlier request for a wife, and now submit a request for a rich wife. And a Ducati. Maybe a Vincent.

I've thought the same. We could share?
Do you have a rich wife lined up for us already?
 
wash in the machine, cold water, inside out... Then hang on a hanger til dry.. Or, you could hand wash, wrap it, squeeze it in a towel til you get the water out, then hang dry.
 
I say we lay him out on the bike and have our way with him. There WILL be a lot of washing up to do later and we can set the Miele programme to Frolic. :wink:
Thanks vince. :biggrin1: This is now filed in my fantasy-bank.

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Well, that sucks to read, since I won't own a home for at least another 20 years, depending on when my husband retires and we stop moving around. Still, the solution is good to know, thank you. I scratch my earlier request for a wife, and now submit a request for a rich wife. And a Ducati. Maybe a Vincent.

Do you have a rich wife lined up for us already?
AE, join us on the Ducati. We can perch on Vince's Miele and discuss. How about Scarlett?
 
The kiwi/vodka jello is delicious Mickey. Slippery too. :biggrin: The stains will be a bitch to get out though.


A Vincent? Now that is Sex on Wheels.
 

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The kiwi/vodka jello is delicious Mickey. Slippery too. :biggrin: The stains will be a bitch to get out though.


A Vincent? Now that is Sex on Wheels.

Mr. Vince and his black shadow.... this just became the hottest thread/post/attachment in LPSG history.

*drools*
 
The kiwi/vodka jello is delicious Mickey. Slippery too. :biggrin: The stains will be a bitch to get out though.


A Vincent? Now that is Sex on Wheels.

Oh my.....burn the clothes and ride naked.....wow....

That is a nice ride!
 
jello, Ms. Moxie, Mr. Vince, sexy beast constructed of steel and badassery
*blink... twitch.. starts to buzz around as huge grin spreads*

i is a touch overstimulated right now.