I think i know how to seduce 'straight' guys.

[B_theaussieone]

First let me define by what i mean as straight, since i dont believe anyone is completely ever just straight or just gay. I mean a guy that has a greater love for women (then men)and has only had relationships with women, and only sees women in his future.

The secret is to be open about your sexlife, now i dont mean just open like 'oh i fucked jennifer last night'. But 'Oh i fucked jennifer last night she had the nicest pussy, nice big lips, wet, warm, tight when i put my dick in her it felt like a vice, then i rolled her clitorus under her clitoral hood etc.' I mean very very specific and erotic details.

You'll be suprised how much 'str8' guys open up.; Then you move onto your own dick, it's size (slip it into a convo). Then casually ask them theres. It's pretty easy and im suprised none has ever shot me down, but our friendships have gotten even deeper, to the point they tell me how much they shoot, have showed of their erection etc.

So what you think? it works for me? what y'all think?

 

[B_625girth]

I'm thinking BS

 

[Wrat]

I'm thinking if you don't have breasts and a vagina...nope.

 

[Miscer]

First let me define by what i mean as straight, since i dont believe anyone is completely ever just straight or just gay.

Wrong. You are pro-ject-ing.

Here is a thought experiment to help you out:

Would you have sex with your mother, father, or sibling? No you would not, because it is inherently revolting to you.

That's how those of us who are 100% straight feel about having gay sex.

 

[D_Seymour Skidmarx]

I agree on the whole no one is completely straight thing, nor gay. But i dont think you can seduce a hetero with that kinda stuff.

 

[D_Harry_Crax]

first let me define by what i mean as straight, since i dont believe anyone is completely ever just straight or just gay.

wrong!

 

[beltboy]

I actually agree with him. I have found straight guys opening up to explicit sex talk. Tested it many times. Got a show or two out of it, and a hand job or two as well. Not to mention permission to touch and feel...he is on to something.

 

[XSILVER]

This thread is going to become a shitshow in 3....2.....1....

 

[MsThang]

Wrong. You are pro-ject-ing.

Here is a thought experiment to help you out:

Would you have sex with your mother, father, or sibling? No you would not, because it is inherently revolting to you.

That's how those of us who are 100% straight feel about having gay sex.

LMAO...do you know that I love you?

 

[willow78]

I was expecting the first post to be about how a gay man got a straight man into bed with him. Talking about dicks is hardly 'seducing'.

TBH, I don't know why I even clicked this thread - I get really annoyed by gays who deliberately chase after straight men with the sole intention of 'bedding' and 'converting' them. I don't know why they do it, maybe it's just some personal or political ego-trip. Maybe they feel they have something to prove, either to themselves or to others. It's typically younger immature gays who just want to play 'games'.

What pisses me off the most about it, is the double standard - if a person or organization (or an Apple app) tried to 'straighten' gay men, you can bet these same 'straight-chasers' would be the first to cry foul and start preaching about tolerance and acceptance of others.

While I do believe that sexuality 'percentages' can wildly vary from person to person, I also believe that most people are 100% straight or 100% gay. I admit there are many straight men I wish were gay, but I know they cannot be changed. I accept a person as they are. I have better and more important things to do with my time than go on a pointless mission to change something that cannot be changed.

 

[B_theaussieone]

I actually agree with him. I have found straight guys opening up to explicit sex talk. Tested it many times. Got a show or two out of it, and a hand job or two as well. Not to mention permission to touch and feel...he is on to something.

It seems you're more experienced with reality then most of the commentators. It shows in their comments how detatched they are from the real world. People are neither gay or str8, they just are. They like something they have sex with it. From what i've experienced and seen most men will do stuff with guys.

 

[B_theaussieone]

I was expecting the first post to be about how a gay man got a straight man into bed with him. Talking about dicks is hardly 'seducing'.

TBH, I don't know why I even clicked this thread - I get really annoyed by gays who deliberately chase after straight men with the sole intention of 'bedding' and 'converting' them. I don't know why they do it, maybe it's just some personal or political ego-trip. Maybe they feel they have something to prove, either to themselves or to others. It's typically younger immature gays who just want to play 'games'.

What pisses me off the most about it, is the double standard - if a person or organization (or an Apple app) tried to 'straighten' gay men, you can bet these same 'straight-chasers' would be the first to cry foul and start preaching about tolerance and acceptance of others.

While I do believe that sexuality 'percentages' can wildly vary from person to person, I also believe that most people are 100% straight or 100% gay. I admit there are many straight men I wish were gay, but I know they cannot be changed. I accept a person as they are. I have better and more important things to do with my time than go on a pointless mission to change something that cannot be changed.

who is saying anything about converting someone? i'm talking about seducing someone. I'm not talking about the impossible task of changing someones sexual preferences. Just allowing them a vessel to explore male-male sexual contact.

 

[B_theaussieone]

Wrong. You are pro-ject-ing.

Here is a thought experiment to help you out:

Would you have sex with your mother, father, or sibling? No you would not, because it is inherently revolting to you.

That's how those of us who are 100% straight feel about having gay sex.

are you suggesting homosexuality and incest are similar moral taboos? Having sex with a family member is disgusting because they're your family. having sex with a non-related male is not the same thing.

Talk about projecting? The fact you have to be so aggressive in your tone suggests you still haven't come to term with being on a site, who's members idolise large penises. By your definition of straight, that makes this site very very homosexual.

 

[B_theaussieone]

I'm thinking if you don't have breasts and a vagina...nope.

Then explain prison sex? then explain the growth in transexual pre-op porn amongst straight men? explain mutual masturbation? explain male same sex experimentation?

If lets say your right, that means alot of men who claim to be straight, who have relationships with women, have children and have happy sex lives with women are gay.

 

[houtx48]

I'm going with the top answer "grow a pussy".

 

[B_patrickmcc]

You got a link to this Jennifer with the awesome clitoral hood?
I think there is a lot of truth in all that is said here. There are definitely a LOT of straight guys you are not going to ever seduce, much less get them into talking about their dicks or love life. And there are a lot of "straight" guys that have a curiosity about M/M sex. And that group is definitely broken down into some that might entertain acting on that, and those that will not act on it.
My MO has always been to not hit on straight guys, and to not really discuss my sex life with anyone, unless they bring it up. If a straight guy asks me about my sex life, straight or gay, i'll talk about it, and see where it goes, but I dont keep my fingers crossed.

 

[klaybourn]

Dear god. Some of you gay guys are deperate. Personaly I find the sight of my balls revolting. Let alone anyone elses. Most 100% strait guys can't be turned. If they are there not 100 % strait

 

[lucidbass]

I do believe there's a 'gay to straight spectrum' and that no one is 'completely gay' or 'completely straight'.

But I also believe that there's a certain threshold, that once it's reached, it doesn't really matter what your percentages are.

Most of all, I think it's pretty sad that some people can't accept that the sexual preferences of someone they're interested in may lie elsewhere. Instead of wanting to convert straight guys or desperately try to get into their pants, perhaps accept that they're just not into guys. It's not like they're trying to get you to have sex with a woman.

 

[blah69420]

just tell them you wont tell anyone and a straight guy will let anyone suck his dick.

 

[B_RedDude]

Sorry to hear that you have ugly nuts, klay.

Personaly I find the sight of my balls revolting.