If you met the cock fairy, how big would you ask?

[deleted817718]

Flaccid, just the head visible. Hard, no more than 3 inches! Ideally closer to 2 inches.
And thin too, not more than 3.5 inches around

 

[muscle_wagon]

I would ask for 8" long by a thick fat 8" around !

 

[Zyz]

So... The Tooth Fairy sneaks into your bedroom while you're sleeping, takes any teeth and leaves money in their place.

If I met the Cock Fairy, I'd tell her to spend the cash on something nice for herself and let me keep my cock.

 

[sizehungry]

For me ? Big enough to fuck my self with so i wouldn't have to go without . For my friend ? . Well , we fell out , besides which , he's always been a " cock braggart " , so i'd ask the " cock fairy" to give him a temporary 3 inches , as an object lesson . I would find it near impossible not to piss myself laughing as he freaked out . Serves him right for being a prick .

 

[Anton565]

If I could ask for just ONE thing, it would be for my soft cock to stop its yo-yo routine of bouncing between 2 and 5" and just stay around 5". Second would be an inch longer and half-inch thicker overall.

 

[deleted645791]

9"x6" is too big... but I wouldn't hesitate to ask for that, and a nice thick 6" soft that doesn't shrink down at all after doing heavy cardio lol.

 

[TzVon]

I'm 5.7 x 5.2. So I would ask for a 7.5 x 5.5

 

[1079855]

My erection is 5.75" long and 5.25" girth, so I would ask to be 9" long and 8" girth erected.

 

[notthatguy]

I am completely average at 6 inches.

Not sure I want more...I already can out fuck any female and worry I could actually hurt someone if I was much bigger.

I love the look on their face as they are shocked that I made them cum. I often hear statements like “how can something that small do this to me”. If they are rude enough to say that, I make them cum a few more times, then tell them I never want to see them again.

 

[554279]

I am good with what I got. Does this cock fairy work with Powerball numbers by chance?

 

[Scott8361]

I would like an extra inch of length so I would be clearl over 7" long.... 7.5 actually.

Girth... I need a lot more!!! Only 4 3/8" now. Please give me at least 1.5" more! Maybe 2"... I want to be near the 6" girth range.

On my small build a 7.5 x 6 hard cock would look huge!

 

[tunabomber]

I'll take 2 more inches of length. I'm good with my current width.

 

[alsolikespineapple]

Well after all of you choose, 9 inches would be average.

I pick 14 x 9

 

[rd62624]

I am 6.3/4x 5.25. i would ask for an inch more Be just a little over 7"

 

[FinMe]

7 and another inch of girth please but since there is not one, I do love my cock!

 

[1031939]

1. I'd go for modest 4-5 soft and 7ish x 6ish hard... that said i cannot complain at all when it comes to my sexual performance in reality. It would be purely to visually impres my friend and other "viewers".

2. What was the second question?

That would be my answer. Max 8 long.

 

[Abagnale12]

7-8" long and 6.5" girth
No longer than 8" though. IMO any longer would look ridiculous. I think people underestimate just how long that is which is why there's so many "he was 9/10/11" long!"

 

[longozzy]

10" long and Nacho Vidals girth and shape

 

[TexanStar]

1. How long and how wide would you ask your cock to be?

If you're asking for the scenario where it's my current life, no change. I'm content with what I've got, so's my wife, anything else would be pointless.

If you're asking for the scenario of my next life or something, then sure, I'll go for the big footlong mega cock so I can try out being a celebrity porn star and such

 

[EyeDropJaws]

I'd say "Don't change a fucking thing!"