Cheers guys, thanks for your replies!
I suppose you are all correct, maybe I will just get a boner to shut them all up & see how that goes!
drunk, you've got a nice cock, that's all there is too it. guys love to give each other shit, esp in a football club. They just want you to give it back. Start complimenting them on how girly they are. tell them they have girly asses, and when they act like ladies, you start to think of them in dresses, giggling, and, well, nature just plumps you up. Or ask them to give you a blow job. tell them you are just hard all the time, 24/7.
if that doesn't work, you may have to give up football. this would never happen at some librarians club. Maybe you should wear a kilt more often, flash them when you're with the ladies.:wink: