kill this thread

[parchissi]

.....perhaps one day I might understand American humour.....

 

[Hoss]

That's about as like to happen as you killing a thread.....as in most likely NEVER.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

.....perhaps one day I might understand American humour.....

Perhaps maybe you should try HUMOR instead.

That's about as like to happen as you killing a thread.....as in most likely NEVER.

Just like you & horsey Chubbs will never knew what bathing is.
No the disposition of the thread must be left to a seasoned hunter such as me.
I killed it.

 

[spoon]

can I kill someone instead of the thread!

 

[Hoss]

can I kill someone instead of the thread!

You had better check the rules, regulations and bylaws to find out. While that is being done let it be known that I have now successfully killed this thread.



(and Chuck's ludicrous comment of being a seasoned anything is too funny for words)

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You had better check the rules, regulations and bylaws to find out. While that is being done let it be known that I have now successfully killed this thread.



(and Chuck's ludicrous comment of being a seasoned anything is too funny for words)

Would you prefer that you & horsey Chubbs are too ripe to stand indoors?
And seriously, get real, fatboy; The only thing you've killed was the cactus outside your ranch with yours and that nags combined smell.

whereas I have completed the amiable task of slaying yon thread.

 

[Hoss]

Would you prefer that you & horsey Chubbs are too ripe to stand indoors?
And seriously, get real, fatboy; The only thing you've killed was the cactus outside your ranch with yours and that nags combined smell.

whereas I have completed the amiable task of slaying yon thread.

did you forget your anti-delusional pills again Chuck?

You have slayed nothing other than a few wrinkled old hookers, and that was because of your halitosis.

So move aside and let me, a real man and thread slayer take care of this!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

did you forget your anti-delusional pills again Chuck?
I COULD ASK THE SAME OF YOU.
You have slayed nothing other than a few wrinkled old hookers, and that was because of your halitosis.

So move aside and let me, a real man and thread slayer take care of this!

The hookers you speak of were the old closet hooks that rotted away from decay after you and horsey got too close.
Don't go on and on there, prison rodeo clown washout, you can't even kill the dandelion on the grass. This is a sport of HE MEN, BOY. I kill threads here.
Best left the dénouement of the thread to a killer beyond compare, ME, with the aloofness of a shaolin monk, and the resolve of a Marine sniper.

I KILLED THE THREAD. SO THERE.

 

[lapdog2001]

This thing is still going?

 

[Hoss]

I am preparing to place a special video for Chuck in the etcetera forum. While all you rubes go and stare at that,I will be here demoting the thread and demolishing it as well until it's nothing but a faded memory.........sort of like Chuck's last date.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

UOTE="Hoss, post: 5712225, member: 600151"]I am preparing to place a special video for Chuck in the etcetera forum. While all you rubes go and stare at that,I will be here demoting the thread and demolishing it as well until it's nothing but a faded memory.........sort of like Chuck's last date.[/QUOTE]
Don't be silly Hoss, YouTube wouldn't accept YOUR VIDEO. Whyyyyyy, even AMERICA'S FUNNIEST HOME VIDEOS sent your video of you and Horsey trying to demolish a sandcastle.
Ayund, sides, this here is a sport of men, not silly bi cowboys and their incontinent nags.

I will now take the glorious liberty and respect of doing in the thread like no one else.

 

[Hoss]

You know Chuck, there are people out searching for you and they want to take you to a nice place with padded walls and lots of friendly people who'll help you regain your sanity.
Clearly you are not thinking clearly if you believe that insignificant ant like you,could slay this thread. Only I have the power to do it proper and in a short while I'll be taking off my shoes to get the job done!

 

[TinyPrincess]

Perhaps maybe you should try HUMOR instead.

Nah, humour will do just fine...

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

You know Chuck, there are people out searching for you and they want to take you to a nice place with padded walls and lots of friendly people who'll help you regain your sanity.
Clearly you are not thinking clearly if you believe that insignificant ant like you,could slay this thread. Only I have the power to do it proper and in a short while I'll be taking off my shoes to get the job done!

Don't talk daft there, Hoss; my mental instability is neither tacit nor prevalent, so I need no room reserved for fat bi cowboys and their incontinent nags.

You see dear fellow, your anti-dissociative personality disorder meds obviously need either a reducing or increase in the strength of your dosage, because without it, you are simply wandering, muttering to yourself and your horsey Chubbs who in fact is not
even there at all..
No no, poor boy; absolutely no power rests in your fragile psyche being to kill anything except time.End of story.
None but a magnificently trained killer such as myself shall be striking the death of the thread.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Nah, humour will do just fine...

Watch it shorty, now you can pronounce it "hoomer" for gettin' sassy. Still love ya tho.

 

[Hoss]

I see everybody left to head down the shore for 1 last dip in the Atlantic before winter arrives. Since they're all gone it falls upon me to destroy this thread.


Stand back everyone as I am using a massive quantity of a new radioactive material laced with deadly killer bees which are carrying deadly bubonic plague. Do not come near or your future will never be!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

I see everybody left to head down the shore for 1 last dip in the Atlantic before winter arrives. Since they're all gone it falls upon me to destroy this thread.


Stand back everyone as I am using a massive quantity of a new radioactive material laced with deadly killer bees which are carrying deadly bubonic plague. Do not come near or your future will never be!
YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Don't be silly, Hoss, that's not a real plague or killer bees, just the level on your virtual reality game.

Whilst everyone doth braces themselves for a last BBQ, I have unleashed an unholy curse upon yon thread, and have decimated it to nothingness.
I have killed the thread.

 

[Hoss]

Don't be silly, Hoss, that's not a real plague or killer bees, just the level on your virtual reality game.

Whilst everyone doth braces themselves for a last BBQ, I have unleashed an unholy curse upon yon thread, and have decimated it to nothingness.
I have killed the thread.

You've once more killed nothing Chuck except the appetite of the handful of unfortunate who've made the mistake of accompanying you to your dimly lit subbasement apartment where you attempt seducing them. All 5 of them ended up with mental fatigue as well.

Sorry to have to remind you but only I have the strength and power to slay this thread, and it will be done quite soon. In fact I shall tend to it niw!

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Sorry to have to remind you but only I have the strength and power to slay this thread, and it will be done quite soon. In fact I shall tend to it niw!

**In best Col Potter imitation***;
HORSE HOCKEY.
I've seen plenty of yoyos run rampant through the halls of this place, seen all the tricks, and all of them claiming to have killed the thread.
Had one fella from Philly P, ex cop, and cheese steak lover, claimed he killed it with his bass guitar while playing guns n roses SWEET CHILD OF MINE. Turned out he smashed a hoagie with ketchup it.
Then there was another one lovely African lady, renaissance figure, code named death by chocolate, claiming she killed, and turned out she stomped her valentines day heart box.
And now we have you, running up and down the halls on your stick horse, and cereal box Stetson yelling, "I killed the thread!I KILLED THE THREAD!" and holding up a drawing in crayon you made of the thread with xxs on its face, all the time without your anti dissociative personality meds too.

No no, poor bedraggled fellow; it ain't gonna work with me. You aren't a killer awake or asleep.

Now you get outta that kids cowboy costume, go back to your room, and Nurse Wretched will be in to prep you for your "RIDE THE LIGHTNING SHOCK THERAPY" and program your DVR for todays episode of BONANZA.

The thread must be taken out by a killer non compare and unrivaled by anyone, and that's me, with stealth like a tiger, and resolve of a marine sniper.
I KILLED THE THREAD.
'NUFF SAID

 

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